Soccer AM's All-Sports Show

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Soccer AM's All Sports Show is a television programme that is a spin-off of Sky Sports' popular Saturday-morning show Soccer AM, launched in 2002. It is currently shown on every Friday during the football season from 6-7:00 p.m. on Sky Sports 1, with repeats shown regularly throughout the night. It is currently hosted by Helen Chamberlain and Andy Goldstein. From 2002 until 2004 Tim Lovejoy presented the show alongside Chamberlain.

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Unlike its sister programme, The All Sports show focuses on a wider range of sports. This means that as well as football, sports like cricket, rugby (both Union and League) and even "American sports" like American football and basketball are covered on the show.

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  • "Face in the Crowd"- The camera will roll on the crowd during a major sporting event from the past week and will stop (seemingly) at random on one particular person. However, this person is always a famous celebrity or sportsman etc. Helen and Andy then asks the person to ring the show and claim their prize, claiming "it can't be any of your mates, it has to be you."
  • "Football Elite"- This section focuses on some of the major football headlines and stories from newspapers throughout the world.
  • "Spanish commentary"- Highlights from the matches in the last week involving Barcelona and Real Madrid "as our friends in Spain saw it." The "Spanish" commentator is, in fact, crew member Sheephead, who uses a mixture of very basic Spanish and English. Common quotes from this section include "Beep beep! Penalty!", "Gooooooooooaaaaaaalllllll!" while Barcelona's home ground, the Nou Camp, is often referred to as "Campy Nou Nou". Barcelona's highlights conclude with the commentator saying "I wana rock with you, Frank Rijkaard!", while Real Madrid's matches ended with a "hickory dickory dock, Zidane" until he retired last season.
  • "Football Expert's Predictions"- Four popular pundits from Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday programme; "Lettuce" Matt Le Tissier, Phil Thompson, Peter Reid and "Champagne" Charlie Nicholas, predict what they think think the score will be in one of the weekend's Premiership fixtures. The following week the goals from that match are shown alongside a reminder of the guesses from the so-called "experts". If any of the pundits manage to get the score right, a clip from the archives of their playing career would be shown, supposedly celebrating their victory.
  • "Plays of the week"- The top six or so "plays" from the past week. These plays may be fantastic goals from football, brilliant catches or run outs from the cricket, superb tries from the rugby, holes in one or delightful chip-ins from the golf, or sensational slam dunks from the NBA. This section is usually introduced by "the doosies", as referred to by "the dweeb", an American college student who previously explained rules such as the NFL playoffs in his own enthusiastic way. These "doosies" are usually terible, often comical, blunders from the sport in the week.
  • "Australian Goals"- The best goals fromthe A-League, for the Australians watching the show. These goals are accompanied by the latest soap news and the song that is currently number 1 in the download charts. This section is sponsored by "Ute-Lube" engine oil- "I wouldn't buy it if I didn't love it!"
  • "Sound"- A competition open to the public, i.e. the show's viewers, where they can win three All Sports Show golf balls, three All Sports Show dart flights, a All Sports Show posing pouch and, for a limited time only, an exclusive "Olympic Torch" by guessing correctly a short snippet which lasts only for a second or two. Goldstein often says that the viewers' calls "would be answered by their call centre in Mumbai where their calls would be answered in (Chamberlain: "11") minutes." The torch was discontinued after the 2006 Winter Olympics. If no-one guessed the sporting sound correctly, the following week the same sound will be used but it will be a rollover- 6 golf balls, 6 dart flights and two posing pouches. In the most recent season, the current, viewers of the show have the cahnce to win a pack of All Sports Show Playing Cards, featuring Goldstein as the King and Chambers as the Queen. On the most recent shows a Padraig Harrington "I'm saving up for a Jet" t-shirt has been up for grabs as well after a now infamous quote by the Irish golfer while phoning the show after winning the PGA European Tour's Order of Merit title.
  • "The Yellow to Black Challenge"- The aim of this challenge was to pot the coloured snooker balls (i.e. not the reds) from their respective spots on the table in the correct order (yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black) in as quick a time as possible. It would be attempted every week during the 2004-05 season by snooker stars such as Steve Davis, Ronnie O'Sullivan or Jimmy White, other sports stars or members of the public. It was soon discovered that the public was breaking the official world record for the format, then held by former World Champion Ken Doherty. However these did not count as official new records as, most notably, a Guinness World Records adjudicator was not present to see it. So, to make up for it, the last show of the season featured highlights from the Yellow to Black Challenge World Record Attempt, with all the Guinness World Records requirements met. That day did see the record broken.
  • "Sport Hurts"- This section focuses on the more painful side of sport. It shows sportspeople being hurt by collisions or some other way. Sports regularly in this section include speedway, extreme sports and football. Previously Sport Hurts was presented by the Original Mr Sport Hurts, who had an immense distaste for skiers, snowboarders, Skateboarders or any other tree hugging hippies who needed a job. Presently however, this section is presented by "McSport Hurts Man" who has a Scottish accent and is generally deemed inferior to the original Mr Sport Hurts. He often says things you'd expect to see in a comic, like "WAMMO!", "OUCHY!!" and "BOSH!" before ending with a warning: "Remember kids, sport hurts, so go hard or go home." In the current season, this section is commentated by someone with a male German accent.
  • "Trev's Destruction Tapes"- a recent addition for the 2006-07 season, crew member Trev will be asked by a fan of the show to try to destroy some sporting equipment with the aim of finding out which one is stronger. So far, Trev has experimented between a football shin pad and a cricket pad, tennis racquets through the ages, and a rugby ball and an American football amongst others. The tests include dropping them from the top of a tall building, burning them and destroying the kit with a mallet, tank, chainsaw etc. Sometimes, Trev would attempt more dangerous experiments, such as placing the kit in question in liquid nitrogen or in between a Catherine wheel.
Soccer AM
Soccer AM
Spin-offs: All-Sports Show | Cricket AM
Presenters: Helen Chamberlain | Tim Lovejoy
Channel: Sky Sports 1
Other: List of guests