User talk:Smith Jones

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Hello Smith Jones, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of your edits have not conformed to Wikipedia's Neutral Point of View policy, and have been reverted. Wikipedia articles should refer only to facts and interpretations that have been stated in print or on reputable websites or other forms of media.

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[edit] Critique

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits are considered vandalism, and if you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the work of others. Thank you. Highway Return to Oz... 10:41, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

You have been blocked from editing for violating Wikipedia policy against vandalism using pagemoves. To contest this block, please reply here on your talk page by adding the text {{unblock}} along with the reason you believe the block is unjustified, or email the blocking administrator or any administrator from this list. Syrthiss 12:07, 6 August 2006 (UTC)


This is your last warning. If you continue to make personal attacks, you may be blocked for disruption. Highway Return to Oz... 22:59, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • fine i'm sorry Smith Jones 01:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Is that a Joke or are you serious? Well anyway, what does your page say? I can't read it worth squat... but hey, its your page.

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P.S. Long live Jones (Comment by User:4.178.9.148)

    • i am smith jones. i love wikipeida and want to see it succeed. It is qute obviuos. Smith Jones 03:27, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you...

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[edit] Your Welcome

YOURE WELCOME. (Unsigned comment by Smith Jones 04:00, 11 August 2006 (UTC)


Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits are considered vandalism, and if you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the work of others. Thank you. --digital_me(TalkContribs) 04:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, as you did to Alexander the Great, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. (John User:Jwy talk) 05:00, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] what are you stalking me or something?

What are you stalking my edits or something? Smith Jones 04:40, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

No, this is the first time I've had the pleasure. (John User:Jwy talk) 05:00, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
Ah, okay. Thanks for your swift response. Smith Jones 05:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Nobody has to "stalk" you ... everyone who has edited a page and automagically added it to their watchlist (like I have with Isaac Asimov and Robert A. Heinlein) sees what you do. It's just that most of us leave it to the administrators to revert your vandalism.

BTW, I noticed your comments on Talk:Sani Abacha ... ROFL! Haven't you heard of the Nigerian letter scam? It's only been on the 'Net for over a decade. Or were you just baiting the admins, because it's explained very clearly near the end of the section Sani Abacha#Corruption allegations. --Dennette 03:53, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] What?

I saw the advance fee fraud thing, but Mrs. Abacha sent me a real passport (I had it verified by my buddy who works at the DMV) and signed a legal document promising me my cut of the money if I help her get it out of the country. She also swore me to confidentiality, of course, but I'm pretty sure that she doesn't mean Internet secrecy. . —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Smith Jones (talkcontribs).

You can't be serious. I'm not sure what you meant by them sending you a passport, but it's easy to fake a passport enough that it looks legit passed through fax or e-mail. That's besides the point; it could be a legit (stolen) passport. You send the money, the contact number will be disconnected and you'll no longer hear from them. -- Consumed Crustacean (talk) 02:18, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Please, don't feed the troll! It's fairly obvious that this user has a form of Munchausen syndrome and just wants the attention. I'm removing this page from my watchlist, and suggest you do the same ... we'll get dragged back here Some Other Day when their vandalism attracts our attention again. <Heavy Sigh!> --Dennette 02:36, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

== How rude. I've read that article, and most of the descriptions are barely fitting how I feel right now. I do not fake/induce injuries and I've never held an inordinate fascination with hospitals. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Smith Jones (talkcontribs).


This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, as you did to Civil engineering, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. Æon Insanity Now!EA! 02:52, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

You have been temporarily blocked from editing for vandalism of Wikipedia. Please note that page blanking, addition of random text or spam, deliberate misinformation, privacy violations, and other deliberate attempts to disrupt Wikipedia are considered vandalism. If you wish to make useful contributions, you may come back after the block expires. -- Consumed Crustacean | Talk | 03:15, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Please refrain from rudeness and nonsense

After observing your ostensibly humorous comment at Talk:James Randi#Suspicious Likeness?, and then your continued insistence on this baseless absurdity, I decided to see where you are "coming from". You currently state on your user page that "love wikipeida and want to see it succeed", yet you have committed a variety of offenses against civil editing. Including the actions which have earned you the above warnings, I note that you seem to resort to insulting other editors and mocking their efforts ([1], [2], [3], [4]), which is hardly in keeping with WP:CIVIL. If you really do want to see Wikipedia succeed, and aren't just pulling our chains, please consider that we try to work together to add sourced, neutrally-worded information to articles. A little humor now and then can be refreshing, but rudeness only makes this cooperative effort more difficult. Please try to cooperate, not provoke. Thank you for listening. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 03:21, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] My Work

I am currently working on nominating egregriously bad and non-notable articles for speedy deletion and trying to clear up all the garbage and POV that consistently plagues the "psuedo science" articles. My current article that I am attempting to maintain is the Kevin Trudeau article, which is easily one of the most vile pieces of slander that I have ever seen on this site, which NORMALLY has an excellent reputation for being constantly self-repairing and weeding out the witless and the illogical. Smith Jones 23:39, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Dude, a noble goal to be sure. But if you really hate misspellings, you might want to correct the two on your user page. Otherwise it looks a bit silly. Also, you might want to hold off calling people dumbass[5] and other such insults. Jquarry 00:25, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Please don't blank people's comments in various talk pages, like you recently did to the Kevin Trudeau one. -- Consumed Crustacean (talk) 01:55, 21 September 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Warning about removals from talk page

Please do not remove legitimate warnings from your talk page or replace them with inappropriate content. Removing or maliciously altering warnings from your talk page will not remove them from the page history. You're welcome to archive your talk page, but be sure to provide a link to any deleted legitimate comments. If you continue to remove or vandalize legitimate warnings from your talk page, you will lose your privilege of editing your talk page. Thanks. -- Fyslee 06:13, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Smith Jones, I have now restored all the material that you removed from this talk page. If you want to be treated with respect and considered a good faith editor, do not try this type of devious behavior again. Keep in mind that everything you do here at Wikipedia is being watched by numerous editors, and it doesn't involve stalking. Just be honest, follow the rules, and collaborate with all editors, especially those who hold opposing POV. Not only will you actually survive the experience, you will learn from it and your edits will have a chance of surviving, even when your back is turned. -- Fyslee 06:54, 8 October 2006 (UTC)