User:SmithBlue
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Hello Fellow Wikipedian.
Anything you want to communicate with me? Go to my Discussion page by clicking on the blue "discussion" tab above, then follow directions on "discussion" page.
If you are really angry with me be overly polite and call me "Sir/Madam" in your messages there. I will respond as best I can. Otherwise I'll assume swear words and insults to be either good natured banter or a sign of stupidity on your part - depending on how the rest of your post reads. Stupidity gets no response.
I can honestly but misleadingly claim to have a qualification in English from a most prestigious university. And have spent too long reading through stacks. With a somewhat random emphasis on science.
A party to Douglas Adams' cyberwake, I saw the vemon and violence displayed by some of his "fans" possessed by their inner Vogon. The provoking epitaph was something like "We didnt need Douglas Adams,... we didn't need him the same way we dont need a sunset, chocolate melting in mouth, a meteor shooting across a black sky, a sheltered nook of sunshine on a cold windy day,..... , no we didnt need him at all."
User:SmithBlue Thursday 07:20 09 November 2006 (UTC)
[edit] New to this? or need help
Have quick read of Wikipedia articles that will make things clearer.
If you've got a bit more time then Welcome is the way to go.
Now, amazingly, comes the news - Add the text {{helpme}} to your talk page and someone'll come and help you out ASAP!
SmithBlue 03:55, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
[edit] /AlternateUniverse2
more space, but time?
