Talk:Slim Jim

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The Spanish are well-known admirers of mechanically separated chicken. Those who partake of Slim Jims are said to be the reincarnations of the blessed heroes of ancient Spain, as the historic champions of Spanish culture would travel the world spreading the doctrine of processed meats. This tradition goes back as far as conquistador Hernan Cortes.


Whoever made the above post is clearly culturally ignorant: it is widely known that the French are the only people with the culinary refinement requisite for the appreciation of mechanically processed meats. Descartes: "If I must choose between Slim Jims and God--sorry, God."

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