Simpsons Christmas Stories

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"Simpsons Christmas Stories"
Episode no.	365
Prod. code	HABF01
Orig. Airdate	December 18, 2005
Writer(s)	Don Payne
Director	Steven Dean Moore
Couch gag	On the front page of the Springfield Shopper, there is a picture of the Simpsons sitting on the couch. The title of the article is "Couch Gag Thrills Nation."
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Season 17 September 11, 2005 – May 21, 2006
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"Simpsons Christmas Stories" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' seventeenth season. It aired on December 18, 2005. It is the last episode of the year.

1 Synopsis
2 Trivia
3 Cultural references
4 Songs from "The Nutcracker...Sweet"
5 Broadcasting information

[edit] Synopsis

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

[edit] The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El

When Reverend Lovejoy can't attend the Christmas sermon due to his train set catching on fire, Flanders immediately takes over. However, he gets a paper cut and faints. Homer decides to lead the sermon and tells the story of the first Christmas, with Marge as Mary, Homer as Joseph, Lisa as the angel Gabriel, Mr. Burns as King Herod, and Bart as Jesus.

Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, even though she's a virgin. The angel Gabriel appears to them and explains that Mary is going to give birth to the Son of God. The three wise men (Dr. Hibbert, Principal Skinner, and Professor Frink) tell King Herod that they are going to give gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the King of the Jews. When Herod thinks that the gifts are for him, the men explain to him that they're for the baby Jesus. Herod becomes angry and claims that he will kill the baby.

At the Bethlehem Inn, the innkeeper (Moe) tells Mary and Joseph that he has plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water breaks, he forces them to stay in the barn. Mary successfully gives birth to the baby, and the three wise men, along with the two shepherds (Lenny and Carl) come to see Jesus. Joseph is upset because he isn't Jesus' father, and when he drinks some wine, the baby turns it into water.

When Jesus keeps crying, Mary gives him to Joseph. He entertains him by hurting himself and one of the wise men (Skinner). When Jesus finally falls asleep, Herod and his troops find the manger that they're staying in. They escape and trick the soldiers by putting Jesus' halo on a duck. On top of the hill, Joseph cuts down a pine tree, and as it rolls down, the soldiers get caught in it. The soldiers, along with Herod, are arranged like ornaments on the tree, and the duck, still wearing the halo, stands on top of the tree. Mary calls it a Christmas tree, and Homer concludes his service.

[edit] I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus

When Bart and Lisa find Grampa trying to stick a bear trap on top of the chimney, Grampa tells them that he's trying to get his revenge on Santa Claus. Bart asks why, and to their dismay, Grampa tells them one of his many stories.

Back in World War II, Grampa and his brother Cyrus (never mentioned until now) were fighting off Japanese planes when Cyrus got shot down. Shortly after, Grampa, who was accompanied by Mr. Burns, also get shot down and are stranded on an island. After a few months, they see a plane in the sky, and Mr. Burns shoots it down. However, when they go over to investigate, they see that it is actually Santa Claus. They build him a new sleigh and gather up all the presents. When Santa is about to leave, Mr. Burns knocks him unconscious with a coconut and flies away in the sleigh and claims that he is going to keep all the presents. Grampa catches up to him on a reindeer and jumps onboard the sleigh. After he beats Mr. Burns with a tricycle, he gives the sleigh back to Santa. As Santa leaves, he tells Grampa that he'll be back in a few days. However, he never comes back, and Grampa has to get off using a jet ski he made out of coconuts.

Bart and Lisa believe that it's just another one of Grampa's far-fetched tales, but when they hear a thump in the den, they find that Santa is there. He tells them that Cyrus didn't die, but instead crashed into Tahiti. Santa takes Grampa there, and they meet up with Cyrus and his fifteen wives. Santa explains to Grampa that he didn't come back for him on the island due to his procrastination and eventually feeling embarrassed about it.

[edit] The Nutcracker...Sweet

After the children of Springfield Elementary perform The Nutcracker, everyone begins to go along their day singing to the tune of the songs from the play. This is done after mentioning that the songs in The Nutcracker are in the public domain and thus can be and are played constantly for free. After the opening number (sung to the tune of "Marche"), Moe continues his holiday tradition and attempts suicide thrice, and naturally, fails (done to the tune of "Dance of the Flutes").

That evening, Marge tells Homer that he'll like the present that she got him. Not wanting to upset her, Homer tells her that his present for her is outside and goes to buy her a present (sung to the tune of "Trepak"). Every store is closed, and all Apu has at the Kwik-E-Mart is some jerky made out of trout. Homer searches in garbage cans, gutters, trees, and he even chases down Milhouse, but he can't find anything.

When he gets home, Marge gives Homer his present (done to "Pas De Deux"). He opens it and sees that it is another present with a tag that reads, "To Marge, From Homer." Marge tells him that she knew that he would forget to give her a present, so she gave him one to give to her. He gives it to her and she unwraps it, and Homer sees that it is a picture of him dressed up as Santa with Marge on his lap. They hug and kiss, and Moe, for the fourth time, attempts suicide by riding on a sleigh in the road, and missing an eighteen-wheel semi.

[edit] Trivia

In Tahiti, there is a girl resembling "Lisa Jr." from Missionary: Impossible.

The voice of Santa Claus in Grampa's story greatly resembles the voice of Robot Santa from Matt Groening's other animated show Futurama.
The song played when Grampa and Burns fix the sleigh is 1936s "Sing, Sing, Sing", written by Louis Prima performed by Benny Goodman. This song also appeared in the episode Lady Bouvier's Lover.
This was the 365th episode, making it possible to watch a different episode every day of the year (except in leap years).
When we see Reverend Lovejoy talk about "so many plastic Christmases ruined", one of the figures lying on the table is Mr. Burns.
The fourth episode of The Simpsons to date to air with a parental advisory warning before the episode in Australia for "adult themes". (Originally scheduled to air May 9, 2006 on Network Ten, but was pre-empted and replaced with "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation")
Grampa says that he was on the island until after World War II, however this does not collaborate with the fact that his squadron, The Flying Hellfish, was said to have been in Germany at the end of the war, along with Grampa.
The fighter plane that Grandpa and Burns are flying in is a F4U Corsair. Burns is shown as a gunner, however, this plane is only a single seater.

[edit] Cultural references

Homer amuses Bart with Three Stooges gags.
Homer ends his Christmas sermon with a terrible imitation of Paul Harvey.
Krusty's sidekick in 1964 bears a striking resemblance to Woody Allen, though his hairdo is very much like Sideshow Mel's.

[edit] Songs from "The Nutcracker...Sweet"

(tune of the Nutcracker)
Marge:
I've still gotta bake my Christmas pie
Bart:
I've gotta Dad get a lousy tie
Cletus:
Christmas crowds is what I hate
Sideshow Mel:
No time left to procrastinate
Lenny:
So move your ass
Carl:
And let me pass
Lenny & Carl:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here
Mayor Quimby:
Er, why is this Santa suit so snug?
Mr. Burns
Grr, why should I care? It's all humbug
Apu:
I jacked my prices up so high,
But there's no junk these saps wouldn't buy,
Last year egg nog, a green hot dog
Apu, Principal Skinner, Agnes Skinner, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Barney:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here
Comic Book Guy:
These holiday cookies swell my fat
Crazy Cat Woman:
(singing in gibberish) Cat
Krusty:
Even though we're not Gentile,
We'll get together for a while
Old Jewish Man:
To shoot the breeze
Rabbi Krustofski:
And eat Chinese
Jewish People and Chinese waiter:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here, oy!
Marge:
Christmas is a family day
Homer:
I told Grampa we'd be away
Lisa:
He's at the door
Bart:
Let's hit the floor
Simpson Family (whispering):
'Cause Christmas Eve is here

(tune to the Russican Dance)
Homer:
I need a present for wife,
Or I'll have no sex for life
Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,
Some kind of useful kitchen thing
I need a store that I can break into,
Or a place run by a Hindu
Apu:
The Christmas rush has cleaned me out,
I just have jerky made of trout