Sick, Sad World
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Sick, Sad World is the name of a fictional television program that existed on MTV's animated series Daria. The program was an exaggerated parody of modern sensationalist, oddity programs featuring the obscene and the obscure, replete with a sadistically enthusiastic male voice over. This particular fictional television show would only ever feature in the series as short non sequitur jokes (or skits) which took the form of promotional advertisements (ie. ...coming up, on Sick, Sad World..." or "...next, on Sick, Sad World").
No full episode of the fictional program was ever shown, and only thrice was any portion of an actual episode, instead of a commercial tagline segment, featured.
The Sick, Sad World Announcer was voiced by John Worth Lynn, Jr.
[edit] Some examples of Sick, Sad World article introductions
- Are microbes having sex in your drinking water? H 2 aoww! Next on Sick, Sad World!
- Raised from the dead by black magic, but no-one taught them to cross at the green. The jay-walking dead next, on Sick, Sad World!
- Can you teach an old dog... to turn tricks?! Woof! Canine call-girls next, on Sick, Sad World!
- The avant-garde obstetrician who uses his cast-offs as conceptual art. Umbilical cord sculpture next on Sick, Sad World!
- When he turned his nose up at accordian lessons, they cut off his inheritance molto allegro! The severed pianist next on Sick, Sad World!
- When these ballerinas work out at the bar, they work out at the bar! Tanked in a tutu next on Sick, Sad World!
- Trouble travels by trike! Underage road rage next on Sick, Sad World!
- They gave her a good-bye party at 65… miles per second! Retirement By Rocket next on Sick, Sad World!
- Are drug-crazed rodents raiding your child's medicine cabinet? 'Rats On Ritalin', next, on Sick, Sad World!
- Thomas Jefferson: philosopher, inventor, president, and keeper of one saucy journal! "The Declaration of In My Pants" tonight on Sick, Sad World!
- What deadly new diseases can you pick up by sitting down? Toilet Seat Terror next on Sick, Sad World!
- Can Anger Management training really help gorillas avoid extinction? Maybe, but it's not doing much for the psychiatrists! The Apes of Wrath, today on Sick, Sad World!
- They burst into her bedroom, she burst into song! The inappropriate alto next on Sick Sad World!
- Are bats sneaking into your neighborhood disguised as cute, flying squirrels? Rabid rodent rip-off tonight on Sick, Sad World!
- What's that you're stirring in your tea, honey or bee vomit? Animal secretions that make us say "yum!" next on Sick, Sad World!
- What type of sicko would place a hidden camera in an intensive care unit? The peekabo-ICU next on Sick, Sad World!
- It's quite a web sight when Civil War buffs get in the buff! "www-dot-gettysbare," next on Sick, Sad World!
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Morgendorffers: | Daria | Quinn (Sister) | Helen (Mother) | Jake (Father) |
Other high school students: | Jane Lane | Brittany Taylor | Jodie Landon | Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III | Kevin Thompson | Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie | Sandi Griffin | Stacy Rowe |
Teachers: | Janet Barch | Claire Defoe | Anthony DeMartino | Angela Li | Timothy O'Neill |
Miscellaneous: | Rita Barksdale | Amy Barksdale | Mystik Spiral |
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Beavis and Butt-Head | Is It Fall Yet? | Is It College Yet? | Lawndale High | Lawndale | Episodes | Sick, Sad World |