User:ShogoFan3000

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I am such a Zombie hunting geek
This user wants to be your friend.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
cvg-5 This user is a professional gamer.
This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
+ This user plays retro games.
This user is a Go player.
This user still enjoys playing
games on the Atari 2600.
This user still uses
a Commodore 64.
This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
This user prefers to play games on a personal computer.
This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
This user prefers Nintendo's Wii over the other consoles.
This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64
This user still plays games on the NES.
This user feels that the SNES was the last great console.
For this user, the Sega Saturn was definitely not ill-fated!
This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.
B&W This user likes to play God!
xyzzy This user has spent too much time in the Colossal Cave.
This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
Fallout This user prefers advanced power armor.
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
FE This user plays the Fire Emblem series.
塊魂 Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
KH This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.
MINE-2 This user is an expert minesweeper.
This user plays games in the Mario series.
MH This user is a member of the Maverick Hunters
This user plays the Metroid series.
MP This user thought the Omega Pirate was a wimp!
Σ This user is a Maverick. You'd better watch out!


MI This user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!
D'NI This user plays the Myst series.
N This user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software.
Nintendo This user supports Nintendo.
It's me the zombiekiller
This user has too much time on his hands.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching).
This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
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THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.
This user sleeps, but not according to a predictable schedule.
This user had a Flux Capacitor seized by the FBI.
Like Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.
I eventually teach John Titor everything he knows.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
GMT
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This user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months.


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[edit] Geekish Nutshell

  • I'm a big fan of giant robots and EVERYTHING NINTENDO.
  • I also like Godzilla movies
  • Go out and rent Mosquito RIGHT NOW! (No, don't really do it. That sucked)
  • I like red armchairs

[edit] ZOMBIES!!!

  • I like to destroy Zombies, and am a professional Zomibe Hunter
  • If you have a Zombie problem, I recommend using a Shaolin Spade. It is a professional Zombie killer weapon thingy.
  • If you do not have a Shaolin Spade in hand, use a trench spike.
  • For you D&D geeks, a +1 or greater weapon or anything silver DOES NOT REALLY WORK AGAINST THE UNDEAD!!!!!!
  • For you Resident Evil Fans, shotguns and handguns are NOWHERE NEAR as effective against Zombies as they are in the game.

NOTE TO ALL READERS: Do not handle Zombie by yourself. They are evil and will eat you. Refer to The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks as a reference manual to Zombie killing. I like flame throwers.

[edit] My Gaming Philosophy

I have no other philosophy besides that which relates to games.

  • Everyone must play Shogo or YOU ARE A LOSER!
(Yes, I am very evil)
  • Commodore 64 was created by God Himself
  • ET is the greatest game of all time, because it is! (And everyone must play it. This is a requirement).
  • Everyone must eat Dominic's Brick Oven Pizza because everyone at school says it sucks, when it doesn't.
  • Baku is the greatest character on the face of the planet, because he IS! He's even better than Master Chief.
  • Halo is like experiencing drunk driving.
  • Katamari Damacy is only fun for people who find it fun to roll around balls for ten hours, kind of like a dog ain't it?* Everyone should read Game Informer Magazine, even though EGM is better.
  • Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2 ROCKS (Alaster...Alaster...MWAHAHAHAHA!)
  • They ruined Viewtiful Joe...I don't know who they are, but they did it! I cry in pain! It's like creating zombies!

You may now all yell at me on my talk page

[edit] What I'll Do Here

  • I really don't know at this point. Just talk to people for now and see what's going on.
  • Ooh! I made my first edit today! Norwich Free Academy

[edit] My Favorite Section on this Page

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