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"All right my dear heart, let's take a moment away from my eternal battle against Captain Click, who seeks to make a wikipedia page that so completely self-references itself that it leaps into its own navel, taking the rest of the whole ramshackle business with it. Shandon, from Silverlock by John Myers Myers. Jeez. I have to explain everything. Must be the BA in Business Administration, which I share. Or was it the cynicism?! ('A sunburn on him would cause me no discomfort at all.') Zeitgeist.
"The material world has thus far used me as a recycling and garment factory manager (not simultaneously, though I could have handled it provided a suitably large waiting room was available for the public), sales & marketing manager for large power generation equipment, credit manager, metalshop supervisor, committee chairman and drafter of policy papers. To date I have not been asked to save the human race from a fate worse than death but there is always tomorrow, my old scotch and soda. Returning for updates will not be necessary. The media will inform you of such an event. Fireworks and fireflies. Writing, singing, drinking, acting, cooking and being a dirty rotten local politician are what I spend most of my time at. History and literature. Two households, both alike in dignity. Several framed pieces of lambskin with my name on them have ended up wrapped in plastic and in my bedroom closet. People. Himmelherrgott! Often for free, as I am a bleeding heart benign creator (the test said so!), they summon me to work for them. I am now about thirty-two years behind on sleep.
"Thankfully, I have already taken my three drinks from the Hippocrene and am well-fueled.
"Occasionally I like to stick my two cents into the Reference Desk pages, which is why I am *tah-dah* benignly creating this page. Watch me now. God damn.
"Agh. 'What joy is there in day that follows day, some swift, some slow, with death the only goal?' Gee whiz. My slogan."
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