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ShadowJester07
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- This article is about the valiant "Joe Kick Ass", not to be confused with the perplexing Son of Sam, or the iron-fisted Josef Stalin.
ShadowJester07 (Born Joe Kick Ass, on October 7, 1988), is an "Amerikan" writer, athlete, musician, political analyst, napalm activist, avid video gamer, and in training Wikipedian.
[edit] Into the Brain of a Mad Man
I was born in Evanston, Illinois, and raised in Chicago Illinois. I am currently attending Loyola Academy, where I am studying to pursue a career in either Aerospace or Bio-Chemical engineering. Similar to many of my senior peers, I (currently) do not know which college I will attend in the near future.
In my spare time, I enjoy playing golf and rugby. I used to participate in "school oriented" sports, such as, Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, Football, and Wrestling, but I retired after to an succumbing to a sudden injury. Other than that, I often spend significant portions of time playing video games, browsing the Internet, and concocting poignant arrangements of music.
I was given the nickname, Joe Kick Ass, by a former friend after a stellar performance during an over-hyped game. Although the nickname would become archaic after I left the sports scene, it was rekindled after I spearheaded my high school to at a championship title at local competition. Shadow Jester is a name I thought up of to best describe my character; flippant, comical, and possibly a mere juxtaposition of miscellaneous particles.
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[edit] Sports Teams I Follow
[edit] Video Games
Ever since I was five years old, I have spent prodigious amounts of time and money on video games. On top of that, I've amassed quite a collection of video games, most of them being Nintendo related, as Nintendo pretty much dominated the early 1990s.
[edit] Platforms
[edit] All Time Favourite games
At the ago of seven, my parents forced me to take up the saxophone. Although I have been playing for many years, it was only within the past five years that my musical prowess has really taken form. I managed to expand my dexterity to many other instruments, most notably the guitar. I'm currently attempting to master the art of composing music, by utilizing various MIDI-maker programs. Beyond that, I enjoy listening to all sorts of music, especially Classic Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Hard Rock, Rap, Jazz, and Classical.
[edit] Favourite Bands
- And Various Other Bands and artists I forgot to list.
[edit] Favourite Movies
[edit] Favourite TV Shows
[edit] Favourite Books
[edit] Work On Wikipedia
[edit] Editing Philosophy
I have been working on Wikipedia since February of 2006. During my reign of ungodliness, I have helped spearhead a few articles, mainly the Nintendo NSider Forums. Because of my haphazard "46" style of writing, I am extremely prone to making several venial grammatical and spelling errors, so feel free to correct my errors. I am an Exclusionist, or in other words, I make my edits according to the preceding quote from Stephen King.
I now spend a most of me "Wikipedia Time" working on Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat and Chicago Bears related articles. What will I work on in the future? God knows what.
[edit] Pages I Have Worked On
- And Various other minor edits across several Wikipedia Articles
[edit] Current Projects
[edit] Misc Facts
[edit] Hajjmega Industries
[edit] History
Hajjmega Industries was founded in 2003, under the name "Shadow Inc". The company founded its basis by selling pirated forms of media to the masses. The company's illegal business practices lead to numerous run-ins with the law, most notably a threat from PBS' lawyers ordering a cease and desist.
Several months later, the company was reformed under the name, "Jo*Mega Industries". Similar to its predecessor, the company collected income by "importing and exporting random goods" over the Internet. The company, which operated out of the basement of high school, gained much popularity around the north side of Chicago. Following an abrupt metamorphosis, the company was renamed, "Hajjmega Industries"
Over its three years of existence, the company has ran into several confrontations with legal forces, most notably the stand off with AltaVista and Tripod.com Hosting. The company has also come under fire from various environmentalists regarding Hajjmega’s testing of Napalm in the forests of Skokie, IL.
The company is currently co-owned by Jack Lambert, the owner of the One-Eyed Weasel Corporation.
[edit] Current and Past Roster of Hajjmega
- Joe “Haji” Fernandes (CEO)
- Jack Lambert (Co-owner)
- Paul Lambert (Vice President)
- Charlie Vasis (Rear Admiral)
- Richard V. Linchangco (Lead Bio-metric Engineer)
- Snehal And Reece Kirshnan (Napalm Engineers)
- Billy Perkins (Ex Company Scapegoat / Human test subject)
- David Gieger (Ex Company Scapegoat)
- Zach Soto (Company Hit man / Salesman)
- Thomas Ball (Company Scapegoat)
- Thomas Nally (Salesman)
- Mark Findlay (Did Nothing Really)
- John Anderson (Helped us steal shit)
- Matt Pollina (Drove a sweet ride)
- Michael Yu (Company Treasure)
- Tom Anderson. (Supporter)
- Chris Minchella (Supporter)
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"Even in the Video games I don't play that well!" ~ Charles Tillman
