User:Sethimothy

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Sethimothy is a tasteful tool who is too lazy to create his own user page. Rather than invest time and energy into such, he encourages you to contribute to his user page in a nefarious anti-hero manner. He would also appreciate it if people would quit randomly deleting contributions. It would also be appreciated if further images did not contain nudity, as this is inappropriate and he doesn't get off on it anyway. What he does get off to is quite frightening and best left unknown.

It is known that Sethimothy was born on August 14th. However, the exact year is suspect - official records vary. Most sources conclude he was born in 1982; however, solid evidence suggests he may have been born as early as 3200 BC in Ancient Egypt and has been travelling through time since. This theory is often discounted by many occultists who suggest that he was born in 1982 but, in the future, will travel back to this time period and become the first priest of Set (mythology).

There is also a large majority of neopagans who believe he was born on the internet on April 23, 1944. This is a misconception created by Llewellyn Publications.

His mother was a diamond smuggler from Mozambique, and his father was Al Gore. Whether or not he is a collective imagination is unknown.

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Sethimothy was a member of a street gang in the ghettos of Joe, Montana, but gave it all up to continue his love affair as an avid tennis player. He won several tournaments before being thrown out of the U.S. Cup for trying to streak his own match, having a blood alcohol level of .10% and biting the police officer who was trying escort him away. Sources report that he regarded said ear as "like bacon." This created a public uproar, leading Sethimothy to hold a press conference that consisted only of the words, "FUCK THE PO-LICE! FUCK FUCK FUCK THE PO-LICE!"

Sethimothy is reputed to be the kingpin of a semi-famous popstar in the 80's known as Prince, while heavily involved in Japanese snack food trafficking. Possible romantic involvement with the weirdo king of weirdo 80's music has been confirmed, thanks to the unfortunate existent of chihuahua dog. May God have mercy on both their souls.

He has been linked romantically with the likes of Koda Kumi, Tonya Harding, Ayumi Hamasaki, John Oppliger, Ko Young-hee, Elton John,and three of the six members of boy band KAT-TUN, but that doesn't mean anything since they all look like chicks anyway. What political control he has accquired through these relationships is, as of 2006, unknown.

Sethimothy has been verified to be the last known descendent of Genghis "Rocking Awesome" Khan. However, his mystical powers only come into play when he needs to cross impassable mountains or make love to grotesquely hairy women. In either case, he plunges forward unstoppably. The effect has been extensively studied by Norwegian scientists, and has led to the coining of the term "Sethimothy" in everyday bar conversations all over Europe. i.e.:

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"I don't know man, I bet you'd have to sethimothy her for weeks before you hit clam."

He has also been spotted in the wilds of McCrae, Arkansas, speaking to (and occasionally running in a jackal costume with) a man known only as "The Eel". These two have been known to be in cahoots with each other regarding the fiasco about the ferret, the Wonderbra, and someone called Mrs Ringbottom. Rumour has it that the California state governor is deep in Sethimothy's pockets, for reasons known only to Sethimothy.

Rumours of Sethimothy's homosexual orientation are highly exaggerated. It should be known that Sethimothy loves the poon tang, and is always willing to share with his flatmate Kin "The Confused Travel Agent" Freon.