User:SethHowes

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Seth Howes is originally from Hawaii. He is an outspoken, somewhat irritating individual to encounter, whose vociferous public stances on U.S. politics, Will Smith, VH1, and the Wu-Tang Clan have likely soured as many - if not even more - relationships than they have sweetened. His real vice is an obsession with armchair punditry on terrible, low-budget films of the late 20th century. To this end, he has spent far more money than is reasonable on schlock thrillers, renting hundreds and buying more than 50 of the sorts of films that Leonard Maltin routinely thrashes. His favorite films are:

1. Harold and Maude 2. Starship Troopers 3. Independence Day 4. Freddy vs. Jason 5. Das deutsche Kettensägenmassaker

His opinions don't matter, and are generally more informed by internet hearsay than anything else. As a result of this, don't trust him about anything -- except Jackson Pollock, whom he once read of in a book and slew a grad student while arguing about.