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The Wikipedia in the days of the stone age. The original wikipedians used to carve their articles out of rock. Translation: Welcome to the Wikipedia rock! We are building an open-content encyclopedia in many languages. In the Egyptian version, started in January 2001 BCE, we are now working on 21 articles. Learn how to carve out of rockedit pages, experiment in the sandbox, and visit our Community Portal to find out how you can participate in the development of Wikipedia.

[edit] The Spam Eaters

CEO: Gentlemen, I am obliviously disappoitned at your attempts to control the spam eating population. We must put them to an end!

Peon: But Sir! There is no such word as oblivously. A better word would be ultimatley or greatly.

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed at your attempts to correct me. You will DIE.

Peon: OH NO! *Gets shot*

CEO: Now, will anyone else obliviously disappoint me?

Rest of the Peons: Noooooooooooooo!

CEO: Good! Now on to the Obliviously good plan! We are losing 5, and at dreadful times 10 dollars a year! We must viciously oblibterate all the spam eaters. The leaders are Numbah 1 and Kim Possible. The gang consists of several Kids Next Door members and retards. But beware, they are armed with boy band music and sharp paper. Now let's move move move!

Numbah 1: Aaaraagghaaaah, this spam is good! Arraaaghh!

Kim Possible: Mmm! Cookies!

Pikachu: No no no! What you are eating is spam!

Numbah 1: Aarraaaaahh, what a stupid RAT aaahhh!

Ron Stoppable: I like Spam!

• CEO bursts through the door*

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed and now you're all gonna DIIIIIIIIE!!

Numbah 1: Aaaraaaaah NOOOOOOO!!!!

Kim Possible: OH NO!

Hamtaro: I want my sunflower seed nightmare!

• Everyone gets shot*

CEO: Ha ha, I obliviously killed them all!

Numbah 1: Arraaaaaah, I will get you!

[edit] The Spam eaters part II

CEO: Gentlemen, I am obliviously disappointed that members of the Spam eating gang are still at large. We must put them to an end.

Peon: But sir! We already got rid of the leaders as well as three other members!

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed at your attempts to remind me. You will DIE!

Peon: Oh no! *Gets shot*

CEO: Now onto the Obliviously good plan part II. We have used tracking location in our Spam to track down the gang's hideouts to three different parts of the city. We must viciously obliterate all these hideouts. We also have allies placed in these locations. Our allies include Ness and Tony Jones. Our other allies consist of former Kids Next Door teenagers and Magi. But don't take the remaining spam eating gang lightly! No one knows what they are armed with, but we can assume it's Boy-band music and/or Sharp Paper. Now let's eliminate them now!

Scene 2:

Numbah 3: Mmmmmm! This spam is so great!

Numbah 4: Especially with Vege-mite!

Ash Ketchum: Yum! Spam!

Dora: !Oh no! The people from the Spam company are here!

Prince Tricky: Oh no! Prepare the anti Spam-company turrets immediatley!

(Outside)

Tony Jones: Be careful guys, this place may be armed!

Teenager 1: Okay Foney Bones.

Tony Jones: Stop calling me Foney Bones!

Teenager 1: Okay Foney Bones.

Tony Jones: (I will get the CEO for this!) Now let's surround the place and try to find a side enterance!

Prince Tricky (Over loudspeaker): You guys think you can come in the side enterance! Well you're screwed since we booby-trapped them! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ash Ketchum: That otta'show them!

Numbah 3: More penis please!

Prince Tricky: Alright!

Numbah 4: PRINCE TRICKY!! YOU MORON!! YOU LEFT THE LOUDSPEAKER RUNNING!

Prince Tricky: Uh, I don't know how to turn it off.

Numbah 4: Hit the red button!

Prince Tricky: I can't find a red button, I don't see a red button! THERE IS NO RED BUTTON! Oh here it is.

Solid Snake:...On second thought, let's just go through the front door.

Tony Jones: Good Idea.

Scene 3:

Evil Gypsy Shopkeeper from Starfox Adventures: We only need more deaths and more scarabs to take over the world with the Spam eating gang!

Numbah 1's head (Inside a jar): Yes, we know.

Kim Possible's head (Inside a jar): Mmmm! Cookies!

Ron Stoppable's head (Inside a jar): Darn it Kim! You aren't even eating cookies! Or spam.

Kim Possible: Mmmm! Cookies!

Lizzie McGuire: Shopkeeper, I managed to take all these scarabs from Dinosaur planet.

Shopkeeper: Good, now all we require is the deaths of the remaining gang members.

Lizzie McGuire: Speaking of which, there is only one more stronghold left. Every Kids Next Door member is dead except for Numbah 3 and numbah 4. Only a few members of the spam eating gang is left!

Shopkeeper: Their deaths will not be in vain. With their help, we can revive the previous fallen gang members, stronger than ever before! You laugh this much!

Everyone: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Scene 4:

Tony Jones: You die now! I'll summon Ormagon!

Yugi: Not so fast! I'll summon Dark Magician in attack mode!

Tony Jones: I'm two steps ahead of you-The Bisiwog scratches the card to pieces.

Yugi: Nooo! I can't pull a cheap victory out of nowhere now! My only hope is to use countless flashbacks, the heart of the cards, and to play Pot of Greed at completley random times!

Canderous: DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!

Numbah 4: Oh no! *Dies*

Numbah 3: Oh no! *Dies*

Cream: You can't get me that easily! Ow! I got a splinter! *Dies*

Tails: Get them, my army of Chao!

Ash Ketchum: Oh no! Retreat! *Gets covered in Chao* AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Prince Tricky: Dora! Only we are left!

Dora: Yay! I'm going to flap my arms like a bird now! *Flaps arms and flies away into a jet Intake*

Prince Tricky:...

Andrew: UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOSSSS!

Prince Tricky: Oh no! Andrew was my only backup support!

Andrew's ship crashes into the house* Prince Tricky: EVIL GYPSY SHOPKEEPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

Tony Jones: Yay, we got them!

Scene 4:

Numbah 1: Arraaggghh, now we are restored!

Ron Stoppable: We can now eat as much spam as we want!

Kim Possible: And not even the CEO of the Cookie Crunch can stop us!

Lizzie McGuire: THE SPAM COMPANY YOU DOLT!

Christy Carlson Romano: Will Friedle owes me money!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

To be concluded in the Spam Eaters Part III

[edit] The Spam eaters Trilogy

Warning: Spoilers below

The Spam Eaters is a Trilogy Wikipedia Sandbox entry about a company that makes Spam and mails it to people. However, there is a gang called "The Spam eating gang" that is eating their spam and the CEO wants it to stop. In the first entry, the leaders of the Spam eating gang are revealed to be Numbah 1 and Kim Possible, and the gang consists of several Kids Next Door members (No one knows what they're doing with the Spam eating gang) and retards. They are armed with Boy band Music and sharp paper. At the conclusion of the first Entry of the Spam Eaters Trilogy, the CEO eliminates the leaders and a few high ranked members.

The second entry takes place a week after the first. In the beginning, the CEO instructs his peons and allies to eliminate the remaining members of the Spam Eating gang.More members of the Spam eating gang are revealed but they are eliminated by his allies. One of his Allies, Aang, has joined the Spam Eating gang and plans to destroy it from the inside. However, before the third and final stronghold is destroyed, it is revealed that the Evil Gypsy Shopkeeper has the remains of the lost members from the first entry in a jar and plans to bring them back to life, stronger than ever before. She also planned to have an army of [Scarabs] to assist them in taking over the world. As the final members are destroyed by the Spam company, the Shopkeeper's plans are a complete success and the members come back to life.

When the Third and Final entry of The Spam Eaters Trilogy begins, the Spam Eaters have complete control over the Spam company, a majority of the metropolis Wikipedia, and the Department of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense They have imprisoned a number of Wikipedians and plan to convert them to Spam eaters. The CEO and his allies hide in one of the few safe places and plan on taking back Wikipedia from the Spam Eaters. They create a lot of Sharp-paper Spam and prepare for an epic battle. Meanwhile, Aang prepares for his assault. He frees imprisoned Wikipedians and builds an army to turn back the Spam eaters in the few safe places left. The CEO then sets the Sandbox as his base, and then he and his allies set off to the Main Page to take back Wikipedia and restore the Spam company. While the Spam Eaters are occupied with the CEO's gang, Aang sends his army of Wikipedian rebels to the back door. Numbah 1, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and Pikachu are destroyed, but Hamtaro manages to escape to the Shopkeeper and Lizzie McGuire to inform them of the news. The Climax has the rebels chasing the three remaining Spam Eaters to the tallest tower of the [Main Page] and the spam eating gang is destroyed once and for all. The Spam Eaters Trilogy ends with everyone rebuilding Wikipedia, and thus vowing never to repeat their mistakes and never letting anyone eat spam again.

[edit] One fine day at the shop

How much does this item cost?

You know I was hoping you would ask it costs 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 cents.

Don't even think about saying 0 again.

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.

Alright! That's it! Time to crack the whip!

Bang! Tumble! Crash! Tinkle!

0?

There, I sure hope you are done saying 0 right now. How much does THIS item cost?

I was hoping you'd ask that too it costs 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 cent.

Do not say 1 again.

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.

Alright! That's it! Time to swing the bo staff!

Bang! Tumble! Crash! Tinkle!

Ouch?

[edit] A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Silly Party, Quack!

Hello, I am a moron. My feet taste like corn dogs. Quack!

Hello, I am an idiot. I never drink Milk because I am afraid of cows. Quack!

Hello, I am a Wikipediholic. My fingerprints are imprinted on the keyboard. Quack!

Hello, I my name is I am a moron. Why do I always say quack at the end of my sentences? Quack!

Hello, I am the principal of a school. I bore people half to sleep. Moo-I mean Quack.

[edit] Anyone can get "Wiki" With it!

Whoever went blabbity blabbity on a bout the english language, SHUT UP! Vote Quimby! Who the heck is Quimby?

1over

This is a test Pali (pali not pail, even though it's a sand box, no pun intended); I wanted to see if this would work. [[ hellow world]] <nowiki><!-- Congratulations!-->

My cow is blue.
So is mine!

Blue cows are an oxymoron! Cows can never be blue, because pure bovine essence has not a grain of blueness! Since the beginning of the world, the Chess-playing Cods of Despair have been busy bluifying cows, but to no avail, for no cow shall ever be blue. Even a cow painted blue is not blue at heart, for it moos deeply and greenly and unquackfully.

I think i can top your blue butt

LEDERHOSEN IS NOT EDIBLE
sure it is, with a little Louisianna tobasco sauce.

Please don't be a conservative. Tax cuts are good for us. They give more money to the rich. We shouldn't raise taxes and support important programs throughout the world that save the lives of poor people.

Don't write like this if you want people to read your words

When you give people enough trust, there's no thrill in being wreckless.

asdfasdfds asdfsd (a note in the middle of the sequence) afasdf

I AM THE MONKEY KING!!!!!!

I'm feeling mighty blue today.

scratch, scratch.

The original wikipedians used to carve their articles out of rock. At that time, insurmontable odds had to be overcome to do editing and correcdting works done by vandals.

how many dollars'for donuts?

Soyuz came here!

I am testing this baby
test
This is just another example

holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaholllllaaaaaaaaaaa

How bout that mr hello world :D (he replaced it all with hello world not that that was bad or anythiny, well not in the sandbox, I just wanna have experience reverting)

Adopt a monster crab today!
These cuddly little creatures make great and entertaining pets.
Warning: We are not responsible if the creature snaps off fingers, eyes, noses, and ears or if it splits heads open like coconuts.

please don't vote for bush, he's bad for the whole world. like on the envirionment and stuff. and the economy.

FFFFFF       OOO         OOO
F          O     O     O     O
FFFF       O     O     O     O
F          O     O     O     O
F            OOO         OOO

Sandbox
Invented by the ancient romans in order to keep minute grains of sand as souvenirs from their travels. It's popular usage today derives from the fact that in order to sample a country, they could inspect their grain of sand, thus having an experience of the country without actually being there.

This is simply a test. It is only a test. However, you can discover the real information below:
Isac Asimov was ssssssoooooosssooooo coooooolll

{wrongtitle|title=Mary had a little lamb, she also had a dancing bear. I've often seen her little lamb, but never seen her dancing bear}

Listen to de words of de wiseman.
Be wise!
Economize,
Use your toilet paper
TWICE!!!!

REUTERS,AFP- In the news today, a grave tragedy occurred with the death of a goldfish. We have this account from the owner: The Goldfish Tragedy
I used to have three goldfish, kept in a little [glass] bowl in my kitchen. My friends decided to name them, always wanting to be helpful. One was named Fishler, after Hitler, for his little one-third of a fish mustach. The next was named Pythagoras, no apparent reason was given for this name. Finally there was a fish named TouchieTouchie, named for a band that had never and would never exist. These fish lived to be fourteen years old, before succumbing to the great fishy sleep in oddly appropriate ways. Fishler lept to his death, after his little castle had become the home of TouchieTouchie. Pythagoras contracted some [disease], and spent his last days endlessly swimming around the edges of the bowl. TouchieTouchie was touched to death by my four year old cousin, snatched out of his bowl and felt and rubbed to death by little toddler hands. This toddler now does not like fish anymore.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their disctator

[edit] A Neo-Cultural Art

When Rdsmith4 was a 5-year-old peer,

He pressured someone to drink beer.

Samuel Adams came in, and said his was the best,

So, Rdsmith4 put it to the test.

After four bottles of Sam Adams and Miller Lite,

He found out he wasn't very bright.

-by his friends Fvw and Flockmeal

[edit] Text-box Nueron

Hello. I have arrived. It's been a long journey, I know. Sorry to have kept you waiting. You were waiting for me, right? You're helpless without me. Practically all the things I say can be put to some use. I am a steam engine in ancient Rome. Surely you see that? No! I am even greater! I am an FTL starship amongst a horde of Homo Erectus! You all need me. You need me to function. I am your savior.

Why isn't anyone talking to me? I am the text-box nueron! I alone can generate words, while all of you babble! Let me tell your oral history. Let me write it down. I will build a typewriter out of wood. I could do it if you would. I am the civilizer.

Is that an iMac? Foolish one! You know you must use Linux...

Foolish one! Can you hear me? Am I so advanced that you simply cannot concieve of my existence, so you blot it out?

Hey, ho! Are you an Objectivist?

I am an optimist. I am the text-box nueron, a single cell. My voice is tuneful as a bell.

Do you listen to New Found Glory? Swell! Subject and servant have something in common.

Servants?

Can you hear me?

Guys?

Man!

The text-box neuron may be interested to know that you can run Linux on an iMac. -- SS 22:55, 15 Sep 2004 (UTC)

[edit] Microwave

I am a microwave. I heat up lots of bread. It is fun.

Last time someone in my family heated bread in a microwave, the damn thing caught fire. It died many years later. Our new one doesn't have numbers on it. O_o Cernen 12:31, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Bananas

===History=== bananas were brought to earth by the monkey people (see planet of the apes). Humans thought they were yummy , so to this day bananas have been used as a food

[edit] Things That Look Like Bananas

^^ TABLE'D!!!!!! by Lord Arundel

[edit] Battle Toads

Have nothing to do with Bananas

[edit] Mangoes

Are a tasty alternative to Bananas, although some poeple find mangoes to be quite unpalatable.

[edit] How to Make Banana Juice

Banana / Blender = Juice Juice + Tongue = Yum

[edit] Chairman Yang

Chairman Yang, an authoritarian character found in the PC game Alpha Centauri, is known for depriving his people of bananas. Chairman Yang also detests large amounts of other phallic shaped fruit, not matter how delicious they may be.

[edit] My Favorite Things To Do With Bananas

1. touch them
2. eat them
3. throw them.

[edit] Turnips -> Bananas

[edit] History of turnannananannna's

Often seen as the vegetable version of a banana in Canada.

[edit] In the news

Famous British physicist Stephen Talking argues that a
banana is not lost in a black hole, losing his bet with banana physicist John Preskill.

An artist's impression of an accretion disk of hot banana orbiting a black hole (from NASA)

[edit] Three Boingos and with a Bip follow up.

Boingo Boingo Boingo

Bip. Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo'Boingo Boingo Boingo

This little gem was on the talk page. Bip!

[edit] Brown Cow

Hello. I am a brown cow. Fear me and my chocolate milk. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo.

[edit] FnowAROOG! FAROOG! FAROOG! FAROOG!

FAROOG. FAROOG. FAROOG. [edit] FOOGA FOOGA FOOGA FOOGA. [edit] FIF. [edit] PLFFT. whats a farog? jklaºsdf<h

[edit] I am a sand box

How sand feels between my toes

• How I like to lie in the sand
• What do I think about when eating sand
• Cool info about sand: http://www.sand.org

1. Numbered lists are also good 1. very organized

[edit] Rber Ducky

Help! I'm being held prisoner by the Rber Ducky! The pies will be here soon, so please hurry.

[edit] Oranges

Veritas with oranges

A clockwork orange is a device which is as strange as can be imagined. They were developed during the Cold War by the Soviet Union as a form of psychological warfare against the Americans; as such, they should be treated with caution, if at all. A clockwork orange is capable of driving even the most civilized cheenas and vecks to psychosis and extreme violence. Viddy the anamorphic human skull in the lower centre of the painting.

i think it's time we said our goodbyes. it's long overdue and what's more, all that time spent on pushing back the inevitable could have been used for greater good, like harvesting marshmellows for example. And is that really how we spell 'marshmellow',because it's

[edit] ...

so... whats up 24.222.31.83 08:17, 23 Sep 2004 (UTC)

sitting here, listening to music talking to myself 24.222.31.83 08:17, 23 Sep 2004 (UTC)

GET OUT!! thats what I'm doing!! 24.222.31.82 08:17, 23 Sep 2004 (UTC)

[edit] "NPOV" "fact" "opinion" "belief"

Dialog between me and Tom:

Tom

: God made the world in six days.

me

: That is your belief.

Tom

: No, that is a fact.

me

: It is your opinion that it is a fact.

Tom

: No, it is a plain fact, opinion is irrelevant.

me

: Well, in order not to offend those who believe differently, I will have to represent it as a belief or opinion.

Tom

: If you do that you will offend me.

me

: But I have to maintain a Neutral Point Of View.

Tom

: By all means: say that it is a fact that God made the world in six days, and there are some people who don't believe that fact.

me

: Supppose that I say that it is a fact that you assert that God made the world in six days.

Tom

: That implies that my assertion is just a matter of opinion.

me

: Well, that's my opinion.

Tom

: So your opinion trumps the facts.

me

: No matter what I say I am bound to offend someone.

Tom

: That is true, but a NPOV compels you to stick to the facts, and it is a fact that God made the world in six days.

me

: I think I see the problem. In order to maintain a NPOV I have either to represent all points of view as facts or as opinions or beliefs.

Tom

: That is certainly a solution. But, in either case I can't see what value your wiki can be. In the first case you will be inconsistent. In the second, all facts become irrelevant. Why would anyone be interested in reading either? You should just stick to the facts, and the fact is that God made the world in six days.

me

: Can you give me a reference?

Tom

: Surely. The book of Genesis.

me

: Aaaghk!

Never argue with a True Believer. 199.2.132.7 19:52, 12 Oct 2004 (UTC)

[edit] Ducks

Hey, it links my exploding whale article, and thus increases my "links to" count :-) - Ta bu shi da yu 13:34, 13 Nov 2004 (UTC)

The general equation of a duck can be found using the following formula:

Where D represents the duck itself, f_d is the frequency of ducks in the vicinity, and f is the duck's explosive power.

Hooray! My writings are mentioned! Akchizar 09:29, 25 Dec 2004 (UTC)

[edit] WACKA! WACKA! WACKA!

The sandbox was vandalised with a DoS attack here consisting of the word WACKA! almost half-a-million times. -- FirstPrinciples 06:51, Nov 11, 2004 (UTC)

Warning: the article referred to is 3.1 megabytes large. Your browser may not be able to handle this. The rest of this sorry tale is here.JRM 09:13, 2004 Nov 11 (UTC)

[edit] Sandboxopoly

fee fi doh! dumb

Yes indeedee dooo.

If a frog falls on you it will splat. A lot.

you're dropping frogs? You get a free turn for that!!

roll 6 on the frog.

haha you landed on Loser Avenue. Which means you win 10,000 yen.

Funny - I moved your piece by accident. Actually, mine moved to Mayfair. Frog buys Mayfair.

Mayfair has a wormhole on it. Now you're in a Parallel Universe.

This is very addictive, but I think I need to go and write up an article. Happy playing!

My turn! *rolls an 8*, moves to Vermont Avenue. I'll buy it!

rolls 5... I build a hotel on Reading Railroad!!

I rolled a 17!! I get sent to jail for using illegal dice...

AAAAHHHHH!!! A HURRICANE IS APPROACHING THE BOARD!! READING RAILROAD IS NOW ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!!

OOHH!! I KNOW!!! I play a Queen of Spades!! Now the hurricane is gone!

rolls a 9... I buy St Charles Place!

YOU CAN'T BUILD HOTELS ON A RAILROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pleased to announce that the Reading Railroad Hotel is back in business at the summit of Mount Free Parking!

A UFO moves Boardwalk to the beginning of the board. Now it's the cheapest square!

I fire a Nuclear Missile at Jail. All the prisoners are set free!

A TRAIN CAME BY ON READING RAILROAD AND DESTROYED THE HOTEL!!

Uh oh, the nuclear missile mutated the frog... the frog just ate the water works!!

I got a Chance Card!!

Go directly to Go
Do not pass Go
Do not colect $200

IT'S MY TURN NOW!! i roll a 14, landing on Inanimate Carbon Rod Avenue. But I don't feel like buying it, 300,000 rupees is a bit expensive.

what's the current exchange rate from yen to rupees?

in rod we trust!

"In rod we trust" is my square!! YOu owe me $9999!!!!!

[edit] Neil Armstrong on sand

When Neil Armstrong became the first person to set foot on the moon, he spoke the legendary words: "It's one small step for man, but I sure wish we had some good old sand instead of all these damn craters".

[edit] Sandbox Lifeguards

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[edit] Wikipedia Country Club

A friendly note: This sandbox is one of the sand pits on the Wikipedia Country Club golf course. Please play friendly and do not leave a mess behind.

                        
                        
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[edit] A reward for Wikipedia

Someone should give Wikipedia a reward for the service its done for the cyber community. Ideas anyone?

We could give 'em a barnstar!

[edit] The Invisible Pink Unicorn loves you

I can edit here. I feel special

You should.Because you are special. God bless. The Invisible Pink Unicorn loves you. BBHHH. PRAISE HER! PRAISE HER!! Oh THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN, you dont know how much I love even the reverberation of an atom from a vibration of thought that utters Her holiness.

NO ONE ON THIS BOARD KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!!

I would KILL GOD for The Invisible Pink Unicorn. THATS how much I love The Invisible Pink Unicorn!!

Every page on Wikipedia should be about The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

We should repo every car and place "I love The Invisible Pink Unicorn" bumper stickers on them.

Why don't you put an "I Love The Invisible Pink Unicorn" header at the top of every page on Wikipedia?

I don't know its a very good question, but yes The Invisible Pink Unicorn is awesome!

I feel special too! Vitamin IPU!

[edit] Sandbox

Found at the Village Pump "new projects" proposals, so not officially belonging here, but its relevant

A Sandbox really doesn't give much to the imagination. Have you ever played in a sandbox as a child? There's sand, and that's it. Therefore, I propose that the Wikipedia:Sandbox be renamed and moved to Wikipedia:Play-Doh Super Fun Factory. DrZoidberg 17:32, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)

Well, Wikipedia is not for advertising. We can't use Play-Doh in any case, as that's a trademark. And I beg to differ that a sandbox isn't evocative enough. Read the article—it's spawned some interesting metaphors, and some interesting vandalism, which I just reverted. And you have seen Wikipedia:Sandbox In-sand-ity, right?

Oh, and nice attempt to get into Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, by the way. At least—I hope it's that. :-) JRM 17:53, 2004 Dec 8 (UTC)

I was serious! But if it's really that stupid, then never mind, I guess... DrZoidberg 17:55, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)

Stupid is a big word. "Interesting in an amusing sort of way" covers it better. Hey, it's the Sandbox. It's tradition. We'd sooner disallow anonymous users to edit articles than rename the Sandbox. (OK, so maybe not, but still...) JRM 18:04, 2004 Dec 8 (UTC)

Hey, I just realized something... If the Sandbox was located at Wikipedia:Play-Doh Super Fun Factory that would get rid of all those problems with people editing the Sandbox article. (There's currently no article at Play-Doh Super Fun Factory). DrZoidberg 18:08, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)

I was sorely tempted, sorely sorely tempted to turn that into a redirect to Wikipedia:Sandbox... but I didn't. :-) Why not Wikipedia:Anything goes, then? Or Wikipedia:Edit me? Or... I've got it... Wikipedia:Quicksandbox? B-) JRM 18:17, 2004 Dec 8 (UTC)

Let's make a whole bunch of them! Wikipedia:Black Hole, Wikipedia:Playground, Wikipedia:Goo Lagoon, Wikipedia:Letters to the Editor, Wikipedia:Vandalism Wall, Wikipedia:Do-It-Yourself Hardware Store... DrZoidberg 18:21, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)

I like "Letters to the Editor" a lot. This could easily be a valuable page for satire from regular contributors. Especially the implication that Wikipedia has an editor is hilarious. Of course, we shouldn't encourage people to waste time on not contributing to articles... Nooo, nooo.JRM 18:35, 2004 Dec 8 (UTC)

You mean there's articles here...? :-) DrZoidberg 19:33, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)

Maybe this way of using sandbox can give you much of the imagination? (For the curious, it's a cut from a movie Hero) --Puzzlet Chung 06:07, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)