Wikipedia:Sandbox/Chess/List of Completed Games
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This is a list of records of games that have been completed at Wikipedia:Sandbox/Chess and are kept for later possible use.
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[edit] Standard Chess
[edit] Game (SC1)
Game 1 Sicilian Defence
1. e4 ... c5 2. Nf3 ... e6 3. d4 ... Na6? 4. Bxa6! ... bxa6 5. c4 ... Qb5 6. d5 ... g6 7. O-O ... Bg7 8. Nc3 ... Qb4 9. Qb3 ... Qxb3 10. axb3 ... Bb7 11. e5!? ... O-O-O 12. Re1 ... d6 13. Bg5 ... f6 14. exf6 ... Nxf6 15. Rxe6 ... Rf8 16. Ne4 ... Nxe4 17. Bxd8 ... Rf4 18. Bg5 ... Nxg5 19. Nxg5 ... Bxg2 20. Rae1 ... Kc7 21. Re7+ ... Kb6 22. Rxh7 ... Bd4 23. Nf3 ... Bc8 24. h3 ... Bf5 25. Rf7 ... Bc3 26. Re6 ... Bxe6 27. Rxf4 ... Bf5 28. g4 ... Be5 29. Nxe5 ... dxe5 30. gxf5 ... exf4 31. fxg6 ... Ka5 32. g7 ... Kb4 33. g8Q ... Kxb3 34. d6 ... a5 35. d7 ... a4 36. d8Q ... a3 37. Qb8+ ... Kc3 38. Qb1 ... a6 39. Qd5 ... 1-0
Comments.
- Move 9. Was originally "Qc2?? ... Qxc4!!", but was reverted under agreement by both sides.
- Move 39. Black resigns.
(SC1) Branches.
(SC1) Commentary and Analysis.
===Game (SC2)=== - Two Knights Defense
1. e4 ... e5 2. Nf3 ... Nc6 3. Bc4 ... Nf6 4. d3 ... Bc5 5. O-O ... O-O 6. Bg5 ... d6 7. h3 ... Be6 8. Nbd2 ... a6 9. Nb3 ... Bxc4 10. Nxc5 ... dxc5 11. Bxf6 ... Qxf6 12. dxc4 ... Rad8 13. Qe2 ... Nd4 14. Nxd4 ... cxd4 15. Qd3 ... c5 16. c3 ... Rfe8 17. b4 ... b6 18. bxc5 ... bxc5 19. f3 ... Qf4 20. cxd4 ... exd4 21. Qa3 ... Qe3+ 22. Qxe3 ... dxe3 23. Rac1 ... Rd3 24. Rfd1 ... Red8 25. Rxd3 ... Rxd3 26. Kf1 ... Rd2 27. a3 ... Rf2+ 28. Kg1 ... Rd2 29. g3 ... a5 30. f4 ... h5 31. Kf1 ... h4 32. Re1 ... hxg3 33. Rxe3 ... g2+ 34. Kg1 ... Rc2 35. f5 ... Rxc4 36. Kxg2 ... Rc2+ 37. Kf1 ... c4 38. Ke1 ... Kf8 39. e5 ... Ke7 40. e6 ... Ra2 41. h4 ... Rh2 42. Re4 ... c3 43. Kd1 ... Ra2 44. exf7 ... Kxf7 45. Ra4 ... Rd2+ 46. Kc1 ... Rd5 47. Rf4 ... Kf6 48. Kc2 ... Rxf5 49. Rxf ... Kxf5 50. Kxc3 ... Kg4 51. 0-1
Comments.
- Move 31. Was originally "Rc3? ... Rd1+", but was reverted under agreement by both sides.
- Move 51. White Resigns.
Game (SC2) Branches.
Game (SC2) Commentary and Analysis.
[edit] Calvin Random Chess
[edit] Game 1
- I'll start. --Spark Plug 14:57, October 3, 2005
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1. WALLHACK! ... Bf8xb4 2. Queen Swap ... Pawn Wall 3. King Sex change, Bishop walks out ... Change pawns to kings 4. Monster Bites Hole in Board ... Some kings turn to queens 5. Rook Sub-Committee ... Board Doubles Down 6. Extra king issued as compensation, Queens swap ... Extra pawn 7. FEMA comes in, all hell breaks loose ... HYDROGEN-BOMB!!!!!! 8. Four queens appear in the middle of the board and have a tea party ... Horse Gets Rabies! Two Queens Die! 9. Jennifer Garner infiltrates the ranks of White! ... Another Hydrogen bomb 10. Kings not next to other kings die of loneliness ... pass 11. White queen and black king mate (white king is pissed!) 12. white queen and black king did a Mutually Assured Destruction, knight took white king, bottom white king did a swap. Whose turn now, eh? 13. Pawns hold meeting, fortress built. Random knight dies, some pawns crushed. 14. Pawns hold Proletariate revolt. Kings and queens die, all other pieces turn to pawns. 15. (Game Over: In Soviet Russia, game plays you!)
Reasons for moves
HONEY? I HATE HONEY!!!!!!!!!! Thats an interjection using the word honey, and interjection with honey being used to express pain and agony and horror at seeing honey
- I'll wallhack because it's fun, because I get to move eight pieces at once, and because this is really s
illy. --Mark J 14:57, 2 October 2005 (UTC)
- Alright, you nicked my move, now I'll play black. Bishop takes pawn. --Mark J 17:02, 4 October 2005 (UTC)
- Swingers, dude
- Sex change! Matt Yeager 04:28, 16 October 2005 (UTC)
- Agent Smith-style --Anetode 04:34, 16 October 2005 (UTC)
- I just feel like eating the board. --Freiberg 02:22, 18 October 2005 (UTC)
- I'm Bored Guest 04:43, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
- The Random Monster didn't actually do anything, so I helped him eat the bottom right corner and six hapless pieces.
- Because of that, the remaining Rooks held a sub-committee to discuss the death of their friend. --Mark J 12:25, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
- The more the better
- The Sub-committee decided that to compensate for the loss of white's rook, they sould allow white to have yet another extra king. Meanwhile, all of the queens were discovered to be spies, which is quite impressive because they'd already switched sides once. Pianoplayerontheroof 12:12, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
- A wizard just conjured up an extra pawn.
- FEMA comes in, all hell breaks loose Mazin07
- Osama Bin Laden sends an H-bomb into the center of the board!!!
- Because queens have tea partys
- A rabid bat came
- Felt that there were too many queens
- Spy infiltration...
- It was love at first sight Ashibaka (tock) 04:04, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
- because i don't do Desperate Housewives, and 1 king each at adjacent positions is impossible. Vampire smiley! ^π^
- Pawns hold meeting to determine how they got there, fortress built to defend the meeting pawns, knight spontaneously implodes. Pawns smushed by appearing fortress.--Xiagu 00:30, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
- Proletariate revolt, kings, queens die, others embrace commune of pawns.
- Communism triumphs over the capitalist, chess playing pig-dogs.
[edit] Game 2
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White Black 1. Board Rotation ... King v King 2. White king retreats behind pawn ... (actually part of move 4) 3. All pieces duplicated ... Time travel 4. (actually part of move 2) ... Black king sends 2 pawns for fish and chips. 5. White pawns create union, leave on strike ... 2 black pawns gain promotion. 6. White decides to develop the land, and builds another castle/rook ... Kings swap places with pawns for private meeting. 7. White unleshes trump, Rook A8(and replication partner C8) revealed to be spies. Hold Queen at B8 hostage. ... Black Queen takes cyanide pill. 8. White side bored, Kings play tiddlywinks with bishops ... Black recruits former white pawns. 9. Rook spies detonate bomb belts, kill all surrounding ... Pawn e4 captures bishop and king en passant. 10. Queen f6 and Bishop f3 berserk, X-Slash! ... Pawn b1 captures black knight and white queen en passant. 11. Furious sacrifice! Rook trio wipes perimeter! ... Black invokes system restore. 12. Whoah! Deja-vu. White pass. ... Black pawns arrive with pizza! 13. Kings and Queens hold dancing contest. Pizza eaten. ... Some Black knights and pawns join in. 14. Busted! Bishops pull back leaders ... Black side shrugs and keeps on dancing. More pieces join in. 15. White gets to work and kills black pawns. ... No one notices captured pawns. Rooks take dance floor. 16. Blacks are dancing so much they don't notice the Whites moving in to surround them. ... King captures pawn at e3. Problem solved. 17. Evil gods rearrange the pieces in the shape of a heart. Both Black and White lose a turn. 18. Pawns try to create gray army, unable to do so. Secret pawn bishop prays to God for earthquake ... All rooks fall down, Knights run off to escape danger, one black bishop killed by a rock that fell from a crumbling rook. 19. White expels pawns and replaces them with elite forces ... Black ruthlessly kills all pawns 20. Unfortunately, these elite forces may be professional, but they are power-hungry and had to be purged. They defect ... Black's knight becomes disgruntled with the current king and declares himself a rival king. 21. White recruits one more unit of the elite forces and in an attempt to display a message in response to Black's rivaling kings ... Black bishop, pawn and rook surrender when they see that fighting is suicide. 22. White elite troops pull out machine guns and blast all of the black troops away ... Black raises the white flag of surrender. 23. (Game over)
Reasons for moves.
- I think rotating the board would be a good idea. --Mark J 17:29, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
- I always thought it would be better if the leaders just slugged it out. (Note: Kings are wusses, cannot hurt each other enough for checkmate.)Mikecb 04:17, 14 December 2005 (UTC)
- White king is a wuss (as usual). Ashibaka tock 21:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
- Duplicatior machine malfunctions in failed attempt at getting out of homework LittleBrother
- White was greedy and took two turns without first letting black make a move, so we had to make up for the lost move somehow. (17:30, 3 January 2006) ArphaxadHunter
- The black king realized that he was very hungry. (Some time between 12:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC) and whatever time LittleBrother made white's preemptive third move.) ArphaxadHunter
- As we all know when your job is just to be used as a sacrifice to further your ruler's plans for little to no pay, you start getting upity. (10:22, 4 January 2006) Guest
- Well, I noticed they were on the 8th file, so technically they are entitled to a promotion. But the pawn in column D goes off to follow his dream and become a plumber. (16:30, 4 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- Land is more valuable once it's developed, right? —Typhlosion 16:44, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
- Err... Well, why not? Anyways, it would take one king out of check. (16:53, 4 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- Somebody had to have a spy in enemy territory, else it ain't a war. "One wrong move and she get's it!" (10:59, 4 January 2006) Guest
- "You'll never take me alive!" (17:03, 4 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- You'd be bored too. (11:19, 4 January 2006) Guest
- Well, where else do you expect an army of disgruntled pawns to go? It's a two-party system. And besides, it's a good way to hide the true purpose of the meeting between the two black kings (to play a game of checkers). (22:03, 4 January 2006 (Central Time)) ArphaxadHunter
- As with any revealed spie, if you're surrounded by the enemy you kill yourself so they don't get the information you have.(10:13, 5 January 2006) Guest
- Well, the pawns were in rebellion against the king, after all. And now I bet all the other pawns are furious that this pawn beat them to the job. (16:35, 5 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- After the loss of their husband/friend the f column bishop and queen would become angry. Angry enough to use the Chrono Trigger Dual Tech X-Slash? Just maybe. (10:43, 5 January 2006) NeonWarrior
- "That knight was giving me a funny look." (16:46, 5 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- The rooks became furious over the mistreatment of their queen and using their friend as a battering ram captured the enemy perimeter before dying of exauhstion. (10:53, 5 January 2006) NeonWarrior
- The black king was a lamer who couldn't deal with being behind. (16:59, 5 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- White got a real bad sense of deja-vu and did nothing for the turn to have time to think. (11:05, 5 January 2006) NeonWarrior
- But didn't I order fish and chips? (17:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- How long do you expect a Speciality Knight's Head and P(r)awn Pizza to last around here? --Mark J 22:29, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
- Knights and Pawns like to party, too! (16:15, 6 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- Had to get the king out of check some how and in war you dont fraternize with the enemy. (10:20, 6 January 2006) NeonWarrior
- Partying is fun. Who wouldn't want to join in? (16:25, 6 January 2006 (UTC)) ArphaxadHunter
- They finally noticed the pawns in their territory. . .a little late though. (10:30, 6 January 2006) NeonWarrior
- You should see what a rook can do on the dance floor. ArphaxadHunter 16:39, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
- stupid black pieces! Don't they realise they're putting themselves at the mercy of White's Surround 'n' Kill tactics? --Mark J 16:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
- Stupid white pieces. Don't they realize that the only piece that posed even a remote threat to the King was a measly little pawn? ArphaxadHunter 02:48, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
- LoL where is teh <3 --70.25.168.90 04:32, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
- The Pawns realized they were getting the short end of the stick, so they tried to create a new army, the gray army, made entierly of pawns. When this couldn't happen, the pawn who is secretly a bishop prayed for an earthquake, and one came. Rooks (Castles) were devistated by the moving land, Knights (horses) ran off after sensing the impending danger, and one black bishop who was standing too close to a castle was killed by a falling rock.Dr. B 02:08, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
- The whites are quite lenient on their revolters but the blacks are as ruthless as Nazis and kill 'em like dogs.Starhood 17:46, 16 January 2006
- Black's knight is full of himself. Eric119 23:40, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
- Let's get the game over with okay? SURRENDER OR DIE!!!!! Starhood 20:09 (eastern), 16 January 2006
- And now, the grand finale, kill 'em all KILL 'EM. Starhood 07:50 (eastern), 17 January 2006
- Putting those White POWs to a good use. -- Guest 23:12, 17 January 2006 (UTC)
- White triumphs over black being humane in every way possible. Capitalism triumphs over Communism.
[edit] Game 3
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White Black 1. Both sides clone their pawns ... Number of pawns on the board doubles 2. White undergoes another cloning session and doubles the White pawns ... Black Queen shoots Black King, replaces with Queen's Bishop, who becomes new Black King 3. Because Black wasted time on replacing its king, White takes advantage by gobbling up the first row of pawns ... 4. Black plays super Reversi with it's row of pawns...Rows 5 though 7 are filled with black pawns 5. d2 allows the White queen to catapult it 5 spaces forward (SPLAT) ... Black laughs it's ass off at the lame move, and spears the pawn 6. Qd2 ... 7. The rediculousness of the situation causes everyone to laugh...Pieces on the left and right side of the board roll off the board laughing. 8. White realizes the gain to be made from catapulting d3 9. Both sets of royalty decide to take marriage councling together. 10. The kings run off to the corner of the board to engage in some canoodling. 11. The bishops, outraged at the situation, convert to Islam and go on jihad. 12. Former Pawn/Queen turns Black, Seizing opportunity. Both queens take pawns as their new kings. 13. One of the jihad bishops walks up to the gay kings and blows itself up. 14. The White King appoints two pawns to the new bishops, hoping that their religion is stable ... The Black Queen and King decide to mate and get twins. 15. Black knights eat poisoned food intended for black king and queen ... Black captures two jihad bishops and force them to create a castle each. 16. The board splits in half and rows 1-4 move 3 squares left ... Black hires two knights and arranges for attack. 17. White follows suit and gets two pawns to build a castle each ... 18. The Black Bishops, in hopes of increasing the Black army's holiness, makes all the pawns minor preists...All black pawns turn into bishops. 19. The remaining jihad bishop converts back and gets all bishops to follow him before dying ... 20. Without a bishop, God smites the Black King. White king becomes bishop, White Queen left in charge. Remaining Black peices become white monks. 21. A UFO destroys the bishops in the north and replaces them with black kings which are scattered from the impact of the landing. 22. Tetris! 23. God smites two Black queens, the remaining queens, scared, becomes bishops... White bishops summons knights to destroy the new bishops. 24. Black Kings turn on each other, all but one are killed by another Black King. 25. As the Tetris piece fall. The two black bishops(who were queens) finally gets the courage to fight of the knights that where chasing them. 26. Many of the white legions reveal themselves to be black peons. 27. The pieces that rolled off the board laughing back in move 7 finally return to the game. 28. The white king jumps next to the two queens and decides to try to arrange a peace treaty. He feels safe as the pawn behind him is protecting him. 29. White pawns pull White king away from the black Queens, white peices take Black King hostage, kill some of the nearby blacks. 30. The Whites shoot the black king ... The blacks, facing constant changes of power and numerous internal rebellions, surrender
Reasons for moves.
- Military buildup. A clone war, they are preparing for. Dr. B 06:22, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
- 2. OH NOES!!! White has exploited the fact that they get the first move! Black has no more space to clone; waddoo thay doo now!!!1one --HeteroZellous 00:44, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
- The Bishop said that God wants her to do it. --24.13.85.217 03:15, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
- Keeping with the doubling theme we seem to have going. Dr. B 06:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
- That last move was an incredibly unnecessary sacrifice and black knew it. Starhood 17:23, 24 January 2006 (Eastern)
- The black king's laughing was contagious. Dr. B 17:16, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
- Killing the Black Queen and getting a new one, good move if you ask me. Starhood 12:59, 25 January 2006 (Eastern)
- With the black queen turning white and the white queen chucking pawns around, both couple's marriges are getting strained. Bishops give them marriage councling and the pawns make sure they're not being desturbed. Dr. B 03:51, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
- Turns out the kings were gay. Whouda thunk it. —BorgHunter
ubx(talk) 13:40, 26 January 2006 (UTC) - The bishops get outraged at the dissension of their leaders and leave. I left their next move for someone else. Starhood
- White queen, outraged, takes a pawn as the new King. The Queen who was formerly a pawn takes the initiative and seizes control of the blacks, taking another pawn as her King. Dr. B 22:50, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
- Original: The queens think that they shouldn't have to put up with their former husbands anymore. Dr. B 00:51, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
- This doesn't make sense; you just made one of the queens betray the White side, and the Black king was never the now-Black queen's husband. --HeteroZellous 01:48, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
- Does it really have to make that much sense? I though we just had to have a good reason. Dr. B 05:59, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
- I guess I should've said something along the lines of "this is a false statement" because I suppose nothing in CRC makes actually sense, but at least there isn't anything totally illogical. --HeteroZellous 23:39, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
- Mistake understood. Changed move to compensate (did not make major change to way board is)
- Had to take out the trash (homosexual kings) somehow. Unfortunately, two black pawns were killed in the blast. Starhood
- Children of royalty are knights and those pieces had to be restored. Unfortunately, White couldn't do that in front of their new bishops. Starhood` 00:35, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
- "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!" Dr. B 00:13, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
- Got to do something to those jihad bishops and got to restore the pieces. Starhood` 20:35, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
- Tectonic plates, mantle convection currents etc. Daromiletic 17:49, 03/02/05 (GMT)
- Have to rebuild after some unfortunate incidents. Starhood` 19:00, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
- If it's a holy war, than the black wants as many holy people as it can get Dr. B 04:42, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
- Had to do something about the last jihad bishop. Had to be crazy whatsoever. Starhood` 20:35, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
- Without any black bishops protecting the holiness of the black army, and the sheer number of white bishops, the white bishops succesfully ask God to smite the Black king. The remaining Black peices, in hopes of avoiding their kings fate, become white monks to appease God. The White king, in thanks for the victory given to him by God, joins the white bishops, leaving the white queen in charge. Dr. B 07:29, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
- Tetris! --Xiagu 15:56, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Have fun but do not use the word jihad sparingly. IT might be funny to you, but not to me. Thank you. Znitrx 18:21, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kings usually don't like sharing their kingdom with other kings.Dr. B 15:47, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
- Tetris pieces should be falling. and without the queens(that were bishops) black would lose quick. 141.157.133.86 00:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- White's careless and violent suppression of black has allowed traitor's to insinuate themselves in the highest ranks. The God Emperor 00:07, 28 February 2006
- They finally stopped laughing, and are ready to get back in the gameDr. B 07:53, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- The white king feels that this is the best thing to do (the white king is suicidal). --D.Penner 21:50, 3 March 2006 (UTC) (as a side note, does anyone notice how at the bottom of the sandbox/chess edit page it says: "Your changes will be visible immediately. For testing, please use the sandbox instead.")
- The white peices take advantage of the situation - they pull the white king away from the black queens and surround the black king (who is behind enemy lines) to take him hostage. Dr. B 23:50, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
- The black kingdom had faced four violent changes of power (bishop's treason, homos, God-smiting, and power-struggle) and two internal rebellions (jihad bishops and power-struggle) while the Whites only suffered one violent change of power (homos) and two minor internal rebellion (jihad bishops and traitors), so black decides to join the whites. Starhood` 00:36, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Game 4
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Don't forget, anyone can make any move they like, as long as they have a good reason for doing so. Have fun.
And the one and only rule; The way to win is by killing all your enemy's kings.
White Black 1. Everyone but the kings are turned into children - every peice but the kings are turned into child pawns. 2. Black hole! 3. Alternate Dimension! 4. The Black King recruits some mercenaries and gets rid of a few more whiteys. 5. Great wall of White Guys 6. Black recruits some queens that destroy some of the rooks. One of the rooks has a turn, so white loses a turn. 7. *gasp* Black queen kills pawn and is next to king. 8. White king weakens queen to half health. 9. Black queen weakens king to half health. 10. Black queen gets killed. 11. Other black queen turns into a knight, gos beside white king. 12. White king weakens queen to half health. 13. White king gets killed before he can say "checkmate" 14. Black wins 15. The White player goes nuts and smashes the board 16. Aliens from outer space deposit [[King Arthur]], [[Frederick Barbarossa]], and one load of priests onto the now empty battlefield 17. Nuclear bomb goes off :-) 18. Kings come out of the fallout shelters. 19. Kings build fortresses to protect them from the mutants. Nuclear energy takes effect. Mutant horse-men war with each other. 20. Chemical engineers release anti-mutant virus. 21. Two rival Amazonian Tribes come out to inhabit the land. 22. Amazonians war with each other. The little prince in b2 grows up into a white-but-sympathetic-to-black king. 23. Amazonians go M.A.D. and only a white one is left, who joins the white king's side 24. Black king sends a company of knights and ambassadors to negotiate with White king on b2 25. Seeing what the Black king is doing, the White king sends his own set of knights and ambassadors to try to prevent the White king on b2 from joining the Blacks. 26. White king on b2 closes the gates, refusing admittance to either party. 27. Several copies of white queen mysteriously appear 28. The queen becomes annoyed of the non-stop chatter of her fellow copies. She lights a couple sticks of dynamite, taking out a large amount of pieces. 29. Shocked by the actions of the White queen, the previously neutral White king switches sides. 30. The black and previously-neutral-turned-black king fortify their castle and raise a legion of knights to destroy the white scourge. The White queen does likewise and recruits three of the bumbling king's servants as suicide bombers. Manhattan Project underway in h8. 31. Anti-mutant virus starts creating mutants instead of killing them. Oh well... 32. Suicide Bombers take Manhatten and destroy the mutants with it for the security of the white kingdom. The Black kings just happen to be too close. 33. The last remaining black rook channels the spirit of the decesed black king and goes on a rampage 34. In a desperate attempt to survive, the king asks for the help of a local town. The town elect the king as their new king, and black's army grows considerably. 35. The resurrected black king, furious, leads his ever-growing army forward. The white queen, having used up all her explosives, bio weapons, and suicide bombers, can do no more except pray with a few idiotic and greedy priests. The white king shuts his doors and fortifies the outer walls. 36. The easily-distracted black king notices a funny cloud floating in the sky, giving the white pieces ample time to build their army. 37. The black king decides the cloud is a good omen, and orders his men forward. Sure enough, the north flank of White's army is easily crushed, and the other soldiers hurriedly defect to Black to avoid a similar demise. The white queen and the priests continue their useless mumbling and stick-waving, while the White king contemplates raising the white flag. 38. EARTHQUAKE! 39. The Queen and the bishops follow the command "Be fruitful and multiply." God is not pleased anymore. 40. The mutogenic virus affects everyone, It's decided that the change is an improvement. 41. The depressed king returns to find that his entire army is being held captive by black pieces that seemed to spawn from nowhere. The king realizes he must surrender soon, or meet his untimely death. 42. To make matters worse, God, offended by the priests' behaviour, smites them and their children and imprisons the queen in a high tower surrounded by mutant centaurs. 43. The anti-mutant virus does its thing one last time and destroys the mutants, saving the queen from the evil centaurs. The white king, who has come out of his depression, calls upon the power of his mighty chipmunks and destroy any black pieces that remain on the board. 44. The anti-mutant virus, having done its thing, mutates into another virus and infects the queen, who turns into (*gasp*) the Black King! 45. Black king sends both himself and the White king over the edge of the board into oblivion! 46. White king tries to pull himself back onto board, but the Black king is too heavy, so they both plunge into the Infinite Abyss. How sad. :( 47. The white king's ghost and the black king's ghost all come together and sign a peace treaty. Game over . . . for now . . . 48. But the archbishops see this and exorcise the poor spirits. They then argue in a great Council over who was supposed to be banished or not. 49. Board spontaniously explodes. 50. Chipmunks attempt to repair the board. 51. Chimpanzees slap the chipmunks and repair the boards themselves, but are indecisive as to where the pieces should go. 52. The angered/insulted chipmunks return, and another war begins. 53. The chimps easily overpower the oxymoronic chipmunks. 54. The chipmunk king comes out and suggests a peace treaty. 55. An earthquake happens, and the earth swallows up the chimp king and queen. 56. The remaining chimps decide to accept the treaty, and slowly, humans begin to repopulate the land and peace reigns 57. (Game Over)
Reasons for moves.
- Evil aliens use an age-reduction beam on everyone but the kings Dr. B 18:34, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
- A problem in the space-time continuum causes a big black hole, and everything except for the white king is sucked into oblivion. Pieguy48 02:06, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
- After emerging from the scientifically incorrect black hole, the Black King finds himself in a universe where everything is backwards...black is white, up is down, short is long, ect. Dr. B 19:40, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
- The Black King, desperate, spreads propaganda materials on the subject of overpopulation and unemployment and manages to recruit 5 rookies, who, when promised large amounts of money, blast everybody within a one-mile radius to eliminate any rivals. Chosen One 18:31, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
- The Whites build a big wall to protect the rest of their citizens. Dr. B 00:34, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
- Queens can morph into whatever they want, then switch back. Architect1 20:07, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
- I don't think you're suppose to take more than one turn at a time... Should the game go back to turn 6? Dr. B 02:31, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
- I think so... and I don't think it's quite right that Black recruited queens out of thin air. I recruited white pawns, not ethereal ectoplasm. Chosen One 18:04, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
- The White player is outraged at blacks unfair moves and goes nuts. Starhood` 13:08, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
- Aliens decide to take this chance to spread new life on the Earth. However, their new life is old, and consists mostly of fanatical priests, two legendary kings, and some funny writer. Chosen One 19:13, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
- Somebody got bored. --Mark J 13:40, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- The Kings knew that the nuclear bombs were coming, so they fled underground. They come back up, only to find a bunch of supermutants. Dr. B 17:33, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- Well, self-preservation is in their best interests, and the kings don't want to get eaten up by some mutants centaurs. Chosen One 00:18, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- Had to get rid of the mutants somehow without killing the kings. Starhood` 20:29, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- With the mutants gone, to ancient tribes of amazonians come out to rule the land. Dr. B 03:52, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- Amazonians don't like enemies messing around in their territories. They challenge each other in a great battle. The prince at B2, while watching the battle, grows up and realizes he is a king. However, he was brought up in a mixed fortress, so he sees no point in the war and remains neutral. Rival kings still seething at each other. Chosen One 13:12, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
- That was bound to happen anyways. Starhood` 15:51, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- Rampant politicing. The black king's not going to pass up an opportunity to gain a useful ally. Guest 02:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- White doesn't want black to gain a useful ally Dr. B 08:00, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- The white king on b2 strongly insisted on remaining neutral and decided to close the gates Leftylink 21:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- White queen developed cloning technology as a science fair project. She won third place. 8:53 2 April RequiemOfReason
- On the plus side, overpopulation isn't a problem anymore. Pieguy48 18:37, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- He grew up sympathetic to the blacks, and the way the White queen mercilessly killed so many people just pushed him off the deep end. Dr. B 20:21, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- The war on terrorism has begun! Make no mistake about it! Chosen One 22:16, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Viral mutations and the like. Starhood` 23:02, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- The White king and queen don't want the mutants breaking out, so the Queen has the bumbling servants take the bomb into the black castle to detonate it. The Black Kings are just a side casualty...Dr. B 23:18, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- That castle was the site of dark magic rituals, causing it to retain an imprint of the younger white-then black-then dead king. RequiemOfReason
- The black king also gets a new identity. Pieguy48 02:36, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- The black king decides not to wait any longer. He charges towards the helpless castle and its racist inhabitants. White king contemplates suicide. Queen gets bishops to "repel" attacks by waving sticks around in the air. Chosen One 13:02, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- The black king hit his head a lot when he was a baby. It sorta messed up his brain. Pieguy48 17:09, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- The black king sees everything in his favour - he has the superior army, he has the greater number of soldiers, he has the gods' favour. He is sure to win this battle. All the Whiteys can do is fling their arms in despair. The White king accuses his queen of starting the battle, marital hostilities arise, and the King eventually retreats to his quarters depressed, while the Queen continues mumbling senseless spells with her priests. She doesn't notice the western Queen's Army defect to the Black side. Chosen One 17:48, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Stick waving pays off. God causes an earthquake, which causes every every castle on the board to crumble, killing everyone next to them to get crushed by giant rocks. The White queen and bishops are protected by God because they were doing the mumbling and stick waving. Dr. B 18:07, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- The Queen and her bishops decide to repopulate the board, but, in doing so, offend God, who tells the Pope to excommunicate the errant priests. Chosen One 18:49, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- That virus is still around. Starhood` 20:31, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- He is out of reinforcements. Pieguy48 22:01, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- God decides to strike at that moment. The foolish queen is imprisoned and her hubby cannot decide whether or not to take matters into his hands. Chosen One 22:33, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Chipmunks save the day. Pieguy48 23:08, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Don't think you can beat them too easily... Chosen One 08:37, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- His side having lost everything, the Black king, not seeing any other alternative (he's also a little nuts haveing just transformed from a White Queen) grabs hold of the White king, and throws both himself and the White king over the edge of the board. Dr. B 15:28, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- The White King is not amused! He tries to save himself from this raving lunatic - but he fails, and plunges along with his enemy. Thus perish the Most Noble Family of White and the Most and More Noble Family of White-Black (whose last and recently deceased member was, incidentally, named Sirius), to be eventually succeeded by new and more level-headed families. But that's another story altogether. Chosen One 16:41, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Now that they're dead, there's no need to fight anymore, and they sign treaties. Pieguy48 17:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- They don't want to fight, but their subjects want to. I know, it's illogical, but that's life for ya. Chosen One 13:33, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- The ghosts of the kings fighting the Archbishops, combined with the leftover anti-mutant virus and the nuclear material that hasn't fully gone away, causes the black hole from move 2 to tear the board apart, making it explode. Dr. B 17:39, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- Chipmunks never were that smart. Pieguy48 17:48, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- Chimps are the closest things to humans genetically. Starhood` 22:53, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- Here we go again. Pieguy48 00:46, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- It's all about smarts man. Starhood` 18:55, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- Otherwise he'll die. Pieguy48 02:02, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
- More random events. Chosen One 19:13, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
- The chimps, even though they're leaders are dead, be nice and accept the treaty. The board is slowly repopulated by humans and peace reigns. Starhood` 22:50, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Game 5
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1. A gamma ray burst from a nearby star wipes out all but the hardiest forms of life from the board. Radiation from the gamma ray burst stays on the board for a long period of time. 2. Gamma rays start causing mutations. 3. The female rook and the boy rook come together and have super-children. 4. A hole opens in the space-time continuum and another king appears on the board, right in the middle. 5. Pieces from some game that will occur in 20X7 get mad and travel back in time to take revenge on the white pieces that stole their precious king. 6. Three queens die in an unfortunate "accident". 7. The original king burrows behind the queen as the imported king calls for backup against the impending queen army. 8. The imported king's army is so great, it causes an earthquake. 9. The imported king sneezes so hard he blows up everyone within two squares of himself. 10. Horses appear out of thin air. 11. Everyone blows up except for the horses and kings, who move behind the horses of the opposite colour. 12. Both kings kill the surrounding knights. 13. The white king clones himself! 14. The second king dies of cancer. 15. The two kings engage in an extreme staring contest. While staring at each other, a hole appears in the middle of the field, and 20X7 knights come outta nowheres. 16. Each knight kills its ally. They want to do this alone. 17. After a fierce lightsaber battle, white comes out on top 18. A couple of princesses wander by and notice the horse. 19. Said princesses then notice the kings, and leave the horse alone. It explodes out of sheer frustration. 20. Kings seize the chance to make the princesses their (male) squires. 21. Each of the male squires was, in fact, undercover from the other team. They take off their costumes and kill both the kings by smothering them in their immense flab. 22. White-y pulls out his secret weapon: the Kamehameha. And he kills the black pawn. 23. The whitey is suddenly sucked into the future. 24. Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia, a game of ninja-pawns begins. 25. One white ninja pawn charges, spearing two blacks and then taking the place of the rearmost one. 26. The black team flings some plague ridden corpses at the white team. 27. White's lone pawn explodes. 28. The board stands quiet for a moment, then a traitor is shot. 29. A king appears. 30. The pawns like each other positions better, and so teleport. 31. The white pawns are all traitors, and due to a certain pie-loving person making too many pop culture references, they all turn into kings. Don't ask me how. 32. The excess amount of kings on one side causes the board to tilt, and the kings on one side fall off the board. 33. The loner king who's standing all by himself on the bottom row uses his deep magic to make a mistress, from the opposite side! 34. His magic messed up, and the Queen was actually a poison that killed half the board. 35. The kings have a sword-fight, and White wins.
Reasons for moves.
- The star was just waiting to blow. Random event. Chosen One 10:18, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- Gamma ray RADIATION. Duh. Starhood` 11:49, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- Bet you didn't know castles could get married, now did you. Pie this guy 48 times 21:51, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- The king was sucked from the future. In some future game, the king will suddenly go missing. Too bad for it. Bunda
- 20X7 chess . . . that would be interesting. We should arrange that some day. Pieguy48
- Too many people, too little food. Cannabalism was the only option. Us38 01:18, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
- Some kings aren't brave, and this is one notable example of one who relies on his wife (albeit, clones of his wife) to fight his fights for him. Bunda
- And all of his backups die. Pieguy48 22:15, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
- He had a cold. Bunda
- Where else do horses come from? Us38 22:55, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
- You'd think the sudden appearance of horses would have some sort of effect. Plus, the kings were confused. Bunda
- They secretly had much training and skill. Anonymous
- He had a cloning machine in his pocket. It broke now though. Bunda
- Whoopsies. Cloning is not perfected yet. Starhood` 21:09, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
- 20X7 was a good year. Pieguy48 02:58, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
- There's competition out there! Bunda 04:30, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
- Yay for pointless moves! Pieguy48 02:06, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
- OMG!!!! A PONY!!!1!! Weregerbil 14:33, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
- Female lust. Plus, the poor horsey couldn't stand having all that nice attention taken away from him. Bunda
- The Emperors Strike Back At The Princesses (Magicking Them Into Young Squires) Rated: R-18 Chosen One 11:13, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- This game was going on really long. Plus, that kind of thing happens in real life.
- Okay okay okay, last pop-culture reference. Pieguy48 23:58, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- Pieguy made too many pop-culture references, and the space-time continuum caved in. Bunda
- See? No more pop-culture references. Because in Soviet Russia, pop-culture references YOU! Pieguy48 20:15, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- He was mad at that hidden pop-culture reference that CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! Bunda
- Well, you wouldn't fling plague ridden live people at the enemy, would you? Us38 22:40, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- Suicide bombah! Bunda
- Bunda kept on fighting pop culture references, then used one. HAH!!! Starhood` 12:09, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
- He appeared because that wasn't POP culture, that was just culture in general. Bunda
- Okay. Some Random Anon
- So, in Soviet Russia, do Queens turn into Pawns? Pieguy48 20:46, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
- The board is just a platform, so having a lot of kings on one side would obviously cause the board to tilt. AL16
- Loners are rebellious. Fbv65edel (discuss | contribs) 21:45, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
- Your Queen a splode. GAH!!! Pop-culture reference, sorry 'bout that. Pieguy48 02:27, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
- Whites are better sword-fighters than Blacks. Comment. Does that mean White wins the game?
[edit] Fischer Random Chess
[edit] Game (SFRC1)
Setup No. 310:
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1. e4 ... c5 2. f4 ... b6 3. e5 ... d5 4. exd6 ... Bxd6 5. f5 ... Nc7 6. c3 ... b5 7. d4 ... c4 8. a4 ... b4 9. b3 ... f6 10. Na2 ... a5 11. Be4 ... e5 12. d5! ... cxb3 13. Qxb3 ... Ne7 14. Bb6 ... Qa8 15. c4 ... Qa6 16. Bxc7 ... Bxc7 17. O-O ... O-O-O 18. Re1 ... Bb6+ 19. Kh1 ... Bd4 20. Nc2 ... g6 21. g4 ... h5 22. Nxd4 ... exd4 23. fxg6 ... hxg4 24. Bf5+ ... Nxf5 25. Rxf5 ... Rh3 26. Rd3 ... Re3 27. Rxe3 ... dxe3 28. Nc1 ... Qb6 29. Qd3 ... Be6 30. Rxf6 ... Bxd5+ 31. exd5 ... Qxf6 32. Qc4+ ... Kb7 33. Kb5+ ... Qb6 34. Qd3 ... Qc5 35. g7 ... Qxc1+ 36. Kg2 ... Qd2+ 37. Qxd2 ... exd2 38. 0-1
Comments.
- Move 4. En passant by white - black d5 pawn removed.
- Move 15. Was originally "Rd1? ... Qa6+", but was reverted under agreement by both sides.
- Move 27. Was originally "Nc1?? ... Re1+", but was reverted under agreement by both sides.
- Move 38. White resigns, black wins.
Game (FRC1) Branches.
Game (FRC1) Commentary and Analysis.