User:S-man/Weirdo Wikipedia

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Weirdo Wikipedia - My version of Wikipedia:Unusual articles and my collection of all the odd things on Wikipedia. Right now, it's just articles and images - later, I'm expecting comments from talk pages of articles and users, user pages, and others. This will be updated constantly by me.

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• Who lives in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
• Horror movie...scary...behind the couch!
• Remember when tons of people died from a candy explosion?
• There's a lot of people who die - from playing chess.
• It's Christmas! - a time for throwing people out of windows.
• Sir, can we promote my dog to sergeant though combat?
• Let me check this website and we can see where Santa is!
• Aaah! Fire!!! Hey, I didn't burn myself. What the heck?
• I saw the invisible pink unicorn yesterday...
• The President likes to call people names.
• Look, Mom! There's a flower growing out of that pile of cow poo!
• *Nacho Libre plays* Hey guys, fire!! Fire!!
• Ahh..listen to that giant sucking sound.
• Never knit a sweater for someone you love.
• ..and here's Jimmy, who is ironing his suit over Niagara Falls...
• Verne Troyer is getting on my nerves. I'm gonna toss him.
• The best way to get a whale off a beach - explode him.
• What does the house of the richest man in the world look like?
• They just had to name their town after a direct broadcast satellite service..
• A street you should you should never ride your bike on.
• This street looks like a snake - long with lots of curves.
• Feel like hanging your bra on a fence?
• IF YOU ARE VERY CAUTIOUS OVER PROFANITY, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS. Otherwise - this is a town with a very controversial name.
• Nazis have got to stop making swastikas out of trees.
• This is where you are now.
• The smallest park in the world. Wanna watch butterflies swim?
• About 60 million times bigger than Mill Ends Park ^.
• This part of New Hampshire used to be a country.
• An underwater island that was sometimes mistaken as a Libyan submarine.
• Want to live in Hell? Well, it's a little town in Norway, why don't you go there?
• No food....weeks...hey! look! A phone booth!!!
• It would be the world's tallest hotel, but it has no windows, fittings, fixtures...
• Monowi, Nebraska -- population : 2.
• Who wants to go to paradise?
• I'm pretty sure the person who named this town was referring to an orgasm... :o
• Who wants to fish at Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg?
• This town was named after a game show.
• I took a trip to Dildo yesterday.
• I use a calculator to type.
• Wanna talk like a pirate? Do it on September 19th.
• Mathematics can be funny?
• Instead of a ball drop on New Year's Eve...
• Givë the lögö for yöur heävy mëtäl bänd ä töugh Gërmänic fëël.
• Never marry a bottlenose dolphin.
• Yummy...spoo.
• Mr. Assman, I'd like a job at your gas station.
• Who'd want to name a monkey after an internet casino?
• Would you like it if your middle name was the number 8?
• Even Kraken can be noisy.
• A lady who apparently gave birth to at least 16 rabbits.
• Hey, here's a new word for you : tomacco.
• This man is from the future. Cool, but why isn't he a robot?
• I think I'm about half a smoot...
• Let's invent a color that we can paint all the school buses in!
• Who painted the rain red?
• Aaah..it's raining....dogs?

[edit] Vandalism

• "The book Tilting At Windmills (How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sport) by Andy Miller tells the story of the formerly sports-hating author attempting to change by competing in miniature golf, including events in Denmark and Latvia, You were blocked by Cyde for the following reason (see our blocking policy): Stephen Colbert-related vandalism" - Vandalism from the Miniature golf article.

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