User:RoySmith

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Contents 1 Coming out of the closet 2 Vandalism of this page 3 Things I have been called which amuse me 4 What I think about fancy signatures 5 Userboxes

[edit] Coming out of the closet

Ok, I know you've all been picking up on the little hints, but have been too polite to say anything. Well, I can't hide it any more. It's really for the best if I admit to the world what I am, and if some people can't handle it, that's their problem.

At first, I thought it was just innocent curiosity, but after a while I realized that I enjoyed it. No, that's not right; enjoy is too shallow a word. It just felt right. It felt natural. It felt like I was being who I was meant to be. I didn't need to be ashamed of it. I realize I may be different from most folks, but I'm comfortable with that. And in recognition of that new-found understanding of who I am, I've decided to join the Association of Deletionist Wikipedians.

There. I've said it. I feel better now.

[edit] Vandalism of this page

If you're going to vandalize this page, could you please at least try to do something with a little originality?

[edit] Things I have been called which amuse me

1. A hypocrite and a vandal, not to mention being obnoxious, creepy, vicious and malicious
2. Mind-numbingly stupid, assinine, imbecilic, and moronic
3. A fuckinf fag (sic)
4. An imposter (of myself)
5. A style guide fascist
6. A deviant Deletionist
7. One of the reasons Wikipedia sucks
8. A stalker
9. A mild nitwit, a bigoted Western capitalist pig, and a Weekend Wannabe
10. A loser and a Wikipedia nazi
11. a nihilist and a sad loner
12. baby, angel-pie, honey
13. A dumbass

[edit] What I think about fancy signatures

I don't like them. It's certainly cute that you can make your sig look funny, or be in colors, or Cthulhu help us, have images. Some day, I expect we'll see animated sigs, and maybe even audio sigs. But, they are both a distraction and an affectation. Would you rather be recognized and remembered for the intelligent words you write, or for the cutsie way you sign your name?

[edit] Userboxes

Personally, I think userboxes are inane, pointless, and distracting. However, I have come to realize that some people are far too full of themselves, and a little inane, pointless, distraction can be a good thing. And, for those of you who keep track of these things, I'm into the Serial comma.