User:Roger wilko

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Guess what? It's Bomb.

Max "The Bomb" Wilkos (born August 29, 1989 in Zeeland, Michigan) is God. He is currently a junior at Zeeland East High School. He is involved in the drama productions. He is also Catholic, and is aspiring to the be the Pope.

1 Early life
2 Latter life
3 Zeeland High Players
4 Miscellaneous
5 Quotes
6 See also
7 External links

[edit] Early life

Wilkos grew up in Zeeland, Michigan. He was very happy as a child. He would run into things and had to wear a helmet until fifth grade. He was also a biter. As a small child, he was introduced to Catholicism and quickly became hooked. Why, God, why?

[edit] Latter life

As Wilkos aged, he became a nerd. A drama nerd and a band geek. Blah blah words go here?

[edit] Zeeland High Players

Wilkos as The Bomb in the ZHP production of Les Mis

Wilkos has been in the Zeeland High Players ever since he could open a combonation locker, or figure out how to get unstuffed from one. He has done the shows --------- and is the V.P. of House/Hos this year and is running again his senior year.

[edit] Miscellaneous

Wilkos is:

a sucker for cooking
a sucker for happy endings
Kiggass
prone to Déjà vu
Catholic, Polish, German, and Jewish
in love with Family Guy

[edit] Quotes

"I'm Da' Pope! [sic]"
"I'm Kiggass!"
"Is the Pope a Catholic?"
"It just doesn't seem right to me [...] I just think that sex should be shared by that special someone." when asked about premaritial sex