User:Robanna

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Robanna
Name: Michelle Klawans
Gender: Female
Birth date: March 26, 1989
Birthplace: Springfield, Illinois
Location: Brookfield, Wisconsin
Occupation: Student
Education: Junior in high school
High school: Brookfield East High School
Religion: Judaism, Atheism
Politics: Democrat
Aliases: Michelley, Trizilla Head #1, Cap'n Crunch
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SoE-3 This here user has an advanced understanding of Southern English and has developed something of a drawl.
Sec This user is in secondary school.
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This user's favorite subject is Political Science.
OCD This user lives with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
This user is living with Hepatitis C and/or HIV.
This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
This user is of Lithuanian ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
This user was born in an aircraft.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.

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This user comes from Palestine


This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.
This user owns a North American Ford Escort.
S This user is a Slytherin.
This user likes horses, especially on a sandwich.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics, or does not want to do math.
J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.
This user enjoys rifle shooting.
This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.
PS This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs
This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!
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This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

Robanna is a 16-year-old Reform Jew originally from Springfield, Illinois, but currently residing in Brookfield, Wisconsin. She plays Tennis, and throws stuff in Track and Field. Her idol is Cindy Fleming. She hopes to one day go to Columbia University, so she can get the hell out of the Midwest. It is important that if you ever see Robanna that you sing, "Robannabanna Bobannanna, banana nana fonanna me my momanna, Robanna!" or stab her with a small dagger. If she could have one question answered in life it would be, "Why didn't the we let the South go?"

Dad's note: please disregard Robanna's ravings. We're taking her back to the "home" now.

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