User:Retro3d2b
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17 December 2006
On November 15, 1989, A living Legend was born. A Prodigy in gaming that seemed somewhat impossible was now amongst us. Ridiculed as a child and considered an outsider all his life, He grew weaker, But in a sense he was becoming much stronger. The anger that had bottled up inside of him soon became noticeable by society. An outcast was created. A different type of human. RETRO3D2B. During his second breakup he had been reminded of what real gaming was all about. It wasn't violence, sex, drugs or anime. It was the people. The people who played, The attitudes, The gore and most of all, The pleasures of beating an enemies face in, With an energy sword. Halo 2 released itself and went world-wide all over the world, and this is where The Legend became known. Retro may have never been remotely close to being the master at halo game play, But he gave it all his little worn out heart. Then it hit him. Halo 2 was not enough. It was too fast, Limited and the colors gave him nosebleeds. He needed action. Retro soon came to a downfall and fell to his knees. Gamer deprivation was at hand and Gamer suicide was at risk. He began to become distant of his systems and closer to something we would call a monster. Every day would lead to a near death experience, A Depression. This was thought to be end of his living legend. But Destiny awaited. Dark, Gloomy, Blank.
December 15, 2005- G-Day San Diego, California Best Buy, Parkway Plaza. "I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait"!!! The legend whispered under his breath. Twenty hours passed him by as he sat near the other fifty people. Retro was number ten on the list and his x box 360 premium pack awaited him. The Caramel smell of creamer filled the air and the noise of many whispers arose. The breeze was crisp and the dawn felt as if a dark midnight with no moon. A Sun hidden behind space.
"Your total comes out to be $432.60". The exchange was made, Our boy was happy. The night and day spent was well worth it to him. Everyone was satisfied except for the late comers that tried to come in at 6 in the morning thinking that they would get an box 360 system. The True xbox gamers waited the 21 hours to get their system and left with their hands full. Retro was digging himself up back from the grave. He was reborn. Little did he know his Gaming Skills would take him to a place no gamer has ever been. Tears of Success were in his eyes as he drove home that morning. A True Gamer was Reincarnated on that day. A legend.
It all started with "Condemned: Criminal Origins", then it led to other intense titles like, Perfect dark, which was thought to be an upset. Then Duty called, with "Call Of Duty 2" and Gamer scores went up for everyone.Call of duty led to hours of game play and sleepless nights for our boy Retro. Then Love met passion and passion met love. The ultimate Gamer Romance story soon became apparent. Retro met Beatrixster. Her Fondness of him led to the next step and they met up at his house. After a night of talking and explaining so many things to each other, They fell in love. After that, it didn't stop, they persisted on seeing each other every day for the next two weeks or so. This led to the next chain of events which were clearly unavoidable. The minute Beatrixster laid eyes on "Call Of Duty 2" she knew it was destiny. She begged to play Retro3d2b, but he was worried that he would beat her down to the ground; which he did. After a week of beating her down and counting headshots, they became bored of the game and started to accuse each other of screenlooking. This was due to the fact that they were playing split screen on a single system and a twenty nine inch television set. Retro was worried that this would soon bring dilemma in the gaming part of their love-life. He....had an idea.
MARCH 25,2006- DISNEYLAND, Los Angeles. "I can't believe you bought me an x box 360 Retro".... Beatrixster faintly whispered as she got into the Ford Explorer. This was no doubt the start of another living legend. A Female legend. After 2 days of receiving her xbox360 from Retro3d2b, she gathered games and later on a controller. The first game to pop her system cherry was actually dead or alive 4, because Retro at the time had "Call Of Duty 2" inside of his console. DOA4 was only in her system for about 1 minute which explains the short game play time shown on her gamer card. The true first game ever played on her system was "Call Of Duty 2" and it was not her last. Retro soon introduced her to a new title, "Ghost Recon: Advance War fighter" and she was quite attracted to the game at first, but then realized that COD2 was just her game. After days of learning how to play COD2 from Retro3d2b, Beatrixster started to actually play online given the 1 month xbox live card she received from Retro. Retro was ready to take on her challenge with Honor. At first the competition was not much for Retro, but then they went separate ways in gaming for awhile and he became addicted to "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion". Then one morning at 3:46 AM, after playing Oblivion for 3 days straight, Retro's saved game was accidentally deleted, and his gaming spirit was diminished. After taking a moment of breathing outside, Retro was ready to embark on his new journey with a new path. A week later he paused his journey in order to give "Call Of Duty 2" another shot.It had been awhile since he had played and who best to challenge than Beatrixster.A One on One match and it was on. Retro thought it would be simple gamer trash game play, but he was wrong. Confident, Retro went in, Almost to the brink of insanity he came out. The first game was reasonable, then the second was just unfair to Retro, but then the third was just ridiculously on Beatrixster's side. Proof of this was the fact that even Beatrixster admitted that red filled her screen when Retro got his headshot on her, but still she lived. The shotgun shells straight to her neck and still his death determined by an automatic. Eventually he got back on his feet and was on his way to his winning streak but he was slowed down for three whole rounds and he was sickened by the game for awhile. After bitter feelings past he soon heard that "Battlefield 2: Modern Combat" was hitting stores and he just had to buy it after playing the awesome demo on xboxlive. After two days of having BMC2 he was invited to a clan by his dear Ghost Recon buddy, "Joemomma1". They then came to a decision that Retro3d2b would create a new Clan named "RTG(\/)aChInE" that would become much bigger. Eventually they got people to join, but then Retro was overwhelmed with messages over xboxlive and couldn't handle it and promoted Joemomma1 to Co-Leader of the clan. Retro is still known as the main leader but The Co-Leader is still conducting Clan games. The story began and may have ended shortly, but the legend of Retro3d2b will never fade, And the Legend of Gamer Love between Retro3d2b and Beatrixster will never die and what they do offline will always be a mystery. This is RTG MACHINE NEWS, GAME ON. OVER AND OUT.
-In Gaming Memory of the Halo 2 Legend, "MOB_candy_suxxx" (Name may not be disclosed)
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