Wikipedia:Requests for tail

The procedure for obtaining sexual experience on Wikipedia has recently come under harsh criticism from many users on Wikipedia due to the cabal infiltration, general immaturitity, and awkward situations caused by seeking sexual experience. There seems to be a general opinion in the community that it has to be streamlined for greatest efficiency. This page is an effort to coordinate the different discussions and make them into a coherent, readable format.

[edit] Requests

As you are probably aware, most Wikipedians are pitiable sun-deprived maniacs, who do not, in the normal course of life, get tail; as a result, this request page is solely for the use of people wishing to receive, or give, tail. Therefore, if you fall into this category, and were interested, you would sign your name, sexual orientation, and defining features below, and wait for a suitable partner.

You would add requests in the following format:

* Username
* Gender (Male/Female/Hermaphrodite/Male-to-Female Transsexual/Female-to-Male Transsexual)
* Orientation (Gay/Lesbian/Homosexual/Bisexual/straight/etc.)
* Type of experience required (anal, oral, digital, genital, etc.)

Also, a warning would be given similar to this before the request listing:

Warning! While the renown of the beauty of Wikipedians borders on legendary, we cannot guarantee the attractiveness of any particular individual. While continually editing articles about sex may improve one's prowess, Wikipedia cannot guarantee the quality of any particular encounter. Any kind of injury, mental scarring, and/or loss of sanity is the responsibility of the instigator alone.

Administrators would keep a eye on WP:RfT and would close any requests made by people less than seven days old, or requests made by someone who is clearly not going to get any attention. Successful requests should be archived after fourteen days to ensure the useability of the page.