Ready, Aim, Marry Me

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Arrested Development episode
"Ready, Aim, Marry Me"
Episode No 2AJD10
Airdate February 13, 2005
Writer(s) Mitchell Hurwitz & Jim Vallely
Director Paul Feig
On the next: “Uncle Jack buys the company, but makes some changes of his own; Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to, and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.”
Guest star(s) Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero
Ed Begley, Jr. as Stan Sitwell
Martin Short as Jack Dorso
Troy R. Brenna as Dragon

Arrested Development Season 2
November 2004 - April 2005

  1. The One Where Michael Leaves
  2. The One Where They Build a House
  3. ¡Amigos!
  4. Good Grief
  5. Sad Sack
  6. Afternoon Delight
  7. Switch Hitter
  8. Queen for a Day
  9. Burning Love
  10. Ready, Aim, Marry Me
  11. Out on a Limb
  12. Hand to God
  13. Motherboy XXX
  14. The Immaculate Election
  15. Sword of Destiny
  16. Meat the Veals
  17. Spring Breakout
  18. Righteous Brothers
All Arrested Development episodes

"Ready, Aim, Marry Me" is the thirty-second episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.

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[edit] Synopsis

Michael Bluth arrives home to find his mother Lucille in a state of agitation. She’s concerned that Lucille Austero is making a power play by buying up shares of Bluth Co. Michael asks his son George Michael if he wants to put together the date basket he got after bidding on Sally Sitwell at the recent charity auction. Since he tried to deliver the basket to Sitwell industries and was told Sally wasn’t in – even though he saw the back of somebody’s blonde head in the conference room – he had decided to cancel their date. However, it was actually Stan trying on a new wig.

Tobias had received the same package but, wanting to make sure everything would be to Lindsay’s liking, inadvertently used up his free body chocolate and hotel stays by checking them out. So Michael gives Tobias his basket. At the office, G.O.B. tells Michael he thinks Lucille 2 is making a move with her shares because when was at her place recently, somebody hung up when he answered the phone. The caller ID indicated that it was Stan Sitwell, who was also interested in Lucille 2. Michael begins to think that Sitwell and Lucille 2 are working on a business deal. Michael asks Lindsay to go over to Sitwell’s company and see what she can find out.

Meanwhile, in the attic of the model home, George Sr. had gotten himself wedged underneath the furnace while chasing a sourball that had rolled out of his pocket. Eventually, Michael rescues him and mentions his fears of Lucille 2. George Sr. realizes that the company needs money and suggests bringing in Uncle Jack, Jack Dorso. Jack Dorso was a friend of George Senior’s father, who first achieved success in the ‘40s as part of the radio and film serial, "Red McGibbon and Bullet: Nazi Hunters." The actor who played Red McGibbon was eventually arrested for his Communist sympathies, and Jack made one failed attempt at going solo as Bullet. After that, he opened a series of gyms, an idea that he stole from Red during a prison visit. Jack annually performed feats of strength on his birthday, but sadly lost the use of his legs on his 70th birthday when he tried to squat 350 pounds. George Sr. warns Michael that Jack always wants something in return and tells him to ask Lucille if she’d be willing to take another bullet for the family.

The family gathers at Lucille’s to solicit Uncle Jack, who isn’t really their uncle. Jack arrives, being carried by his muscular assistant, Dragon. Michael makes his request to Jack, who makes it fairly clear that if Michael sets Jack up with Lindsay, he will bail out the company. Michael, knowing that Lindsay is attracted to Dragon, sets up a romantic weekend for Jack and Lindsay, who thinks the romantic weekend is with Dragon, not Jack.

Buster demonstrates his army skills to G.O.B.
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Buster demonstrates his army skills to G.O.B.

Buster, meanwhile, has decided to pursue Lucille 2 once more. So he and G.O.B. decide to spy on Lucille and Sitwell. And when Maeby tells Michael that Tobias has left with his romantic gift basket, he heads for the hotel to cut off Tobias. Seeing Jack, Dragon and Lindsay arriving, Michael takes off on the romantic horseride with Tobias. So now, Michael, Tobias, Lindsay, Jack, Dragon, Buster, G.O.B., Lucille 2, and Stan Sitwell are all enjoying – to varying degrees – the getaway package at the hotel.

In the massage tent, Michael is trying to tell Tobias that Lindsay won’t be showing when G.O.B. and Buster pounce in, announcing that they saw Lindsay with Jack and Dragon. Then the group jumps in on Lucille 2 and Sitwell. Realizing that Lucille and Stan are romantically entangled, not fiscally, Michael tries to stop his whole plan. Buster, upset that G.O.B. was actually sleeping with Lucille 2, not spying on her for the company as he claimed, starts fighting G.O.B. Lucille 2, upset at the family’s tricks, decides that she will indeed now sell her shares. At the same time in the same tent, Tobias, having discovered Lindsay with Jack and Dragon, fights Jack for Lindsey's love. Tobias loses when Dragon hurls Jack at Tobias, sending both them to the floor. This act of bravery rekindles Lindsay's interest in Tobias, and Lindsey asks Dragon to pick up Tobias and take him home. After this, Michael carries Jack home, for which Jack agrees to buy the controlling shares of Bluth Company.

[edit] Episode notes

Lindsay and G.O.B. do their chicken dances.
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Lindsay and G.O.B. do their chicken dances.
  • Fan reaction for this episode is mixed, and it is easily one of the most polarizing episodes of the series. Its detractors claim that it is too over-the-top, and that Martin Short's character is too outlandish, even for Arrested Development. However, other fans counter those claims by stating that the cartoonish nature of the episode is part of the joke, and that Martin Short was merely trying to capture the inspiration for his character, Jack LaLanne.
  • This episode features the introduction of Lindsay's chicken dance. She is the first character other than G.O.B. to do one. Lucille's later follows in Spring Breakout, then George Sr. in For British Eyes Only.
  • This episode is regarded as Season 2's "Valentine's Day" episode. It is set during that time, and aired the night before Valentine's Day.
  • This episode's title is the same name as Uncle Jack's flop romantic comedy in the episode. The title has also been known to be written with an exclamation mark at the end, though either way is acceptable.
  • This is the first Season 2 episode where Ann neither appears nor is mentioned. The only other Season 2 episode where Ann is not seen/mentioned is Sword of Destiny.

[edit] References

  • Bill O'Reilly - Michael mentions the Fox news anchor, saying the Bluth company is a regular feature on Bill O’Reilly’s “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day."
  • Edgar Winter - Stan Sitwell says he looks like Edgar Winter with his long, blonde wig.
  • Jack LaLanne - Many aspects in the history of Uncle Jack's character heavily reflect the accomplishments of this internationally famous body builder, who (like Uncle Jack) was 90 years old at the time this episode was made.

[edit] Callbacks/Running Jokes

  • Abbreviated cursing - Buster abbreviates the word "bitch" to "B." He has also abbreviated the word "screwing" to "essing" in Pier Pressure, and "rape" to "R" in The One Where Michael Leaves.
  • Catlike Agility - Buster’s demonstration of “these kinds of skills” closely mirrors Tobias’s demonstration of “this kind of agility” in Justice Is Blind.
  • Four Seas - The romance package is at the Four Seas, where the Fünkes first stayed in Pilot.
  • Buster Says Hey - Buster greets Uncle Jack with “Hey, fake uncle Jack.”
Tobias takes a romantic horse-back ride with Michael.
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Tobias takes a romantic horse-back ride with Michael.
  • Tobias is Gay - Although Tobias's questionable sexuality has always been a source of humor on the show, this episode has an especially high number of jokes about it.
    • Tobias says "Oh, that is quite a basket you’ve got there, Michael." Michael seems worried by this, until he realises that Tobias is referring to the gift basket on the table.
    • Tobias makes one of his most innuendo-filled lines when he says "I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
    • Tobias immediately assumes that Michael is taking him to the romantic getaway, then goes on to suggest that he will share a horseback ride with Michael, and the two will dip eachother in body chocolate.
    • Tobias comments on Michael setting up him and Lindsay on a romantic getaway, telling him that he's "quite the cupid," saying "I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."
    • Tobias ignores Michael's comments on his poor phrasing of words, and offers him a lick of butterscotch.
    • Maeby tells Michael that Tobias wanted to "thank him for the romantic getaway," and that he "left, dressed all westerny." She tells him to leave her out of that, immediately making the homosexual connection in her mind. Unfortunately, Michael says "I screwed my brother-in-law" (referring to how he's taking advantage of him), which only furthers Maeby's suspicions.
    • Tobias mentions that Jeff, the horse-worker at the Four Seas hotel, doubts Lindsay is coming. Michael reveals that Lindsay is not coming, so Tobias ends up taking the horseback ride with Michael. Later, Tobias says "Well, you certainly didn’t help my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial."
    • To make the horse go faster, Tobias slaps Michael's buttocks rather than the horse's.
    • Tobias offers Michael body chocolate, which he also did to two total strangers earlier in the episode, regardless of the fact that one of them was male.
    • Michael mentions that he used the word "afraid" in the Jacuzzi, to which Tobias replies "And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy."
    • Tobias refers to Stan Sitwell as "Miss."
    • When Tobias listens to his tape recordings, he can't see what's wrong with the line "even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up," which was also used in Queen for a Day. The next recording is "Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can," where Tobias merely says it's out of context. The last recording is simply "I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks," which can simply not be interpreted in any other way. However, Tobias misses this too, and calls himself a "blowhard," adding even more to the innuendo.
  • Vertigo - G.O.B. mentions Lucille 2's vertigo, something that was first established in Key Decisions, and was later cured (then triggered again) in Queen for a Day.
  • Wolf Howl - This is the second episode where George Sr. howls like a wolf to alert Michael. He first did this in Burning Love.

[edit] Hidden/Background Jokes

  • Background Line - While Michael and Tobias are in the tent, G.O.B. can be heard yelling "That was the towel guy," most likely referring to how Buster kept using the sleeper hold on everyone.
  • Bullet - Uncle Jack was known as "The Bullet," a name which he continues to refer back to, notably with his signature move of "shooting" someone with himself, which is essentially just somebody throwing Uncle Jack's body at another person.
    • When Uncle Jack reveals he's Lindsay's date, he says "She’s not with him! She’s with the Bullet!" This is a reference back to George Sr.'s line "Talk your mother into taking another bullet for the Bluth family," referring to how Uncle Jack once did a similar thing to Lucille at some point (which is also hinted at when Uncle Jack first sees Lindsay in the penthouse).
  • Portia de Rossi - When G.O.B. says that what he's doing for the family is (bleep)ing Lucille 2, Lindsay says "Oh, I could do something like that". Portia de Rossi, the actress who plays Lindsay, is a lesbian.
  • Spin Class - Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2 both go to spin class, where they presumably meet.
    • In Marta Complex, Buster's line "I thought you had class," although possibly referring to class in the sense of dignity, poise, etc. also implied that Lucille 2 attended a class. In this episode, we learn this is the class Buster was possibly referring to.

[edit] Character Cameos

  • This is Martin Short's first and only appearance of Uncle Jack, although the character is mentioned again in Hand to God and Making a Stand.
  • This episode marks the last appearances in Season 2 of Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2. Stan Sitwell would later return in Season 3's finale, Development Arrested.

[edit] Foreshadowing/Future References

  • Dramatic music plays when George Sr. says that Uncle Jack was his father's friend. Although this has never been explained, fans theorize this line implies that the actor who played Red McGibbon is his father (as he is essentially the only thing close to a "friend" that Uncle Jack appears to have). If this is true, it would certainly add a level of irony to the show, since the actor who played Red McGibbon was also jailed for crimes of treason.

[edit] Goofs

  • Closed Captioning - Although it is Starla who says Buster's name in the "Army stealth training" flashback, Closed Captioning incorrectly attributes the voice to Lucille 2.