Raytheon Six Sigma
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[edit] History
Raytheon invented a new science called Raytheon Six Sigma to strategically enable Mission Assurance while establishing a lower cost base across horizontal technological insertion (HTI) technologies. The Raytheon Six Sigma process has saved Raytheon untold fortunes while increasing product reliability to an amount between +/-1000%. An ambiguous amount indeed. However, employees have been assured that future savings will be significant. It should be noted that research being performed by scientists thus far indicates a possible savings approximated by the following mathematical formula:
[edit] Anticipated Cost Savings Formula (Commonly Known As, in the Raytheon Six Sigma World as: Return On Investment (ROI))
(where i is defined here). The process has been so successful that every employee that achieves the illustrious title of Six Sigma Specialist is awarded with:
- A Polo Shirt
- Certificate
- Desk plaque bearing the Specialist Title
- 100 Dollar Gift Certificate (amount may vary)
[edit] Process
What does it take to have a successful Six Sigma project?
- Sponsor - Someone who is willing to let you charge your time to their budget.
- Raytheon Six Sigma Blackbelt Mentor - Someone who can let you know if you are adhering to the Raytheon Six Sigma ideologies and propaganda.
- Burning Platform
- Pareto Chart
- Fishbone Diagram
- Intense Brainstorming
- Post-it Notes and a white board (Yellow Post-its are preferred)
- A person to write down things while people talk (pen please)
- Make a decision
- Repeat as needed
[edit] Controversy
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Some may argue that Raytheon Six Sigma is nothing more than an extra word to the more familiar industrial process known as Six Sigma. Their assertions are completely unfounded.
