Queen Haters

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The Queen Haters were a 1983 fictional punk rock band that performed on a "Mel's Rock Pile" sketch of the SCTV television program. It featured Martin Short on vocals, Eugene Levy on lead guitar, Andrea Martin on rhythm guitar, Joe Flaherty on bass, and a bald, bespectacled John Candy on drums.

Their one and only performance was the song "I Hate The Bloody Queen", a furious, rambling tune citing oppression by Queen Elizabeth II and advocating anarchy:

"I'd like to drown the Queen!
Off the coast of Argentine
Throw her off a battleship
With her Falkland war machine!
She taxes me to death
I can't afford me dope
I'd like to get her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh."