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[edit] About Myself
Welcome! You have reached the Wikipedia userpage of Robert Zhang, vandalism fighter and computer enthusiast.
[edit] What I do
I browse newly created pages and add speedy deletion tags to nonsense and blasphemous articles. I am also fairly active on VFD (now AFD).
[edit] Links On Wikipedia
[edit] Articles I created or made major edits to
[edit] My Sub-Userpages
*User:Pufferfish101/Corellacrostic|Corell's Acc. Chem extra credit acrostic (Coming soon)
[edit] Articles To Work on
- The Monday Effect
- Selected statistical terms
- ten-four
[edit] External Links
[edit] My Interests and Other Fun Stuff
[edit] My Clubs
[edit] Quotes
- "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." (Mark Twain, c.1882)
- "Never tell anybody to go to hell unless you can make them go." ~Sam Rayburn
- "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." — Hesketh Pearson, Common Misquotations (1934)
- "You know, for Halloween our class should dress up as a normal distribution. Only 68% of us should show up to class." ~Domingo Galdos.
[edit] The Laws Of Nature
- Vac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
- The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in a line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
- Sdeyries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on a typewriter, the one you dont't want hits the paper.
- Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
[edit] Words of Wisdom
- An elephant is a mouse drawn to government specifications.
- A specialist is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
- Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep deciding on what to have for lunch.
- Democracy is letting the other fellow have your way.
- There's no point in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
- Who gives a damn about apathy!
[edit] Anagrams
[edit] My Favorite Holidays
July 3-10: National Be Nice to New Jersey Week
You may not edit any text on this page in any way or I will sue you, or more practically, go and edit your own user page. But you may edit my sandbox and my wiki editing page (if you know what I mean.)
WikiProject Countering systemic bias open tasks
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- Review and Improve: Medical Assistant
- Requests: Heather Dean, Dandakaranya, Semelaic languages, Settler colonialism, Bambous
- Expand: 2000 Mozambique flood, Deba Habe, Dwangwa River, Eugenie Potonie-Pierre, Ed Bullins, Bura Gauranga River, Rosa Mayreder, Amrit Bohara, Lusaka, 2006 Ivory Coast toxic waste spill, Sre language
- Update: Ivorian Civil War, Cotonou, Banjul, Darfur conflict, Stay at home dad, Ituri Conflict
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