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Anon 70.23.252.147 added this to the article, not my field bu it may be able to inegrate into the article;

The following is printed with the permission of those listed and also the very kind permission of Trinity College of Dublin, The Unversity of Limerick, Ireland, Notre Dame University, Paris, France.

Recent research has found that people in the Western Hemisphere are better endowed than there Eastern counterparts; of these the average size penis is 6.5 inches. The smallest sized penis is a measly 3.562 inches, the owner of which does not wish to be mentioned here in for obvious reasons --- ergo, I can only divulge his initials P.S. On the other end of things, however, the studies found the largest penis amongst the western populace to be 14.8 inches. The nearest competitor to this checks in at 13.62 inches. Obviously, both men are proud of their anatomy and were willing to be mentioned herein. Another amazing fact is that both men are located on the eastern seaboard and live in upstate New York, in a small village they like to call "Slutsburg". At a recent press conference they stated that they had turned down innumerable offers from the porn business. (They agreed to be mentioned herein under their first names only, hence, I will only give their first names along with the first letter of their surname, which I feel compelled to add as it is very Irish and without doubt lays to rest any myths about Irish Leprechauns being shortchanged if you know what I mean.) When asked about their hobbies Tom said "well, I don't have much time for hobbies, as I don't go out that much as I am very busy at home." However, when one reporter challenged this by stating that in the study's preliminary process Tom said he was retired from a telecommunications and media company in NYC, Tom replied, "I now partake in auto fellatio on a full-time basis. You, can imagine, that the room went quiet after that. After a minute, or so, a brave female reporter asked John if he also partook in such activities, to which he replied: "well, no, I ain't much into sucking my own penis as I don't like the taste, and in addition it gave me heartburn the one time I did it before I vomited all over my genitals. However, I do like to have (self) anal sex at least once a day though. I'd do it more only for I don't have the time with college and all." So, one apparent advantage to being so fully endowed is what one internationally renowned doctor whom specializes in the such sexual matters,Dr. Ben Doon, (accompanied by his partner and co- developer of the relatively new and revolutionary penile elongation surgery, Dr. Phil McCavity) referred to as sodomizing one's self on a regular basis for pleasure. Dr. Ben Doon stated "most people misunderstand sodomy, it can, under the right circumstances be quite enjoyable and healthy." Dr. McCavity added "sodomy and sex in general is a gift from our lord and saviour Jesus Christ to be enjoyed, it is not contrary to nature and it should not be treated as such. Unfortunately, for many centuries now, it has been taboo to even acknowledge such a thing existed, and even now there still remains elements of this line of thinking. However, people throughout the ages have privately engaged in such things. Historical evidence recently discovered in France has shown art in caves depicting men performing felatio on one another and also a god-like figure with 3 long & thick tentacle-like penis'. Two of which are neatly inserted into the Deity's oral & anal cavities. The third penis is held tightly in his closed fists. So you see, it is totally natural; I am so enthused and thankful, really, to just be here in an age where people like Tom S. and John S. are coming out of the methaphorical closet and proudly preening about such activities is an honor. With that Doctors Ben Doon and Phil McCavity left amidst a rambunctious crowd assembled outside the conference building in protest. They protested under a right-wing Christian movement, called the "Missionary Positon Only" Finally, after hours of answering questions the study's organizers, and famous participants left feeling rather tired. However, Tom and John had a surprise before they left as they showed the associated press of the county their famous members. However, they did this under the condition that no photos would be taken. The reporters complied and they were all astonished by the reality that John and Tom revealed to them, I must admit that I didn't believe it until I witnessed it with my own eyes. In fact, some of the female (and male) reporters gave the two gentlemen their cards. The Guinness Book of Records has contacted the aforementioned gentlemen and is sending a representative to ascertain there listed size and then they will be inducted into said book as first and second biggest dicks on the planet. Signing Off, Lucky Observers, Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Nil me agree le GFDL,