User:Paraphelion

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In my professional career I have worked as an editor for no less than 9 encyclopedia publishing companies and have been fired from each for gross negligence and encyclopedic malfeasance of the highest orders. This has ultimately made me a wanted man in 22 countries and #32 on the Encyclopol's most wanted list. Disavowed by my former employers, stripped of my honours and deprived of the privileges typical of someone in professional encyclopedic editing circles, I am now just some bonehead editing an encyclopedia from an undisclosed location, subsisting on his last hopes that he may recover some dignity and reconcile his past transgressions in an earnest attempt to edit and contribute to the free encyclopedia in his dying years.

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articles i've started :

some redirects:

I don't know how many edits I've made and never want to be an administrator here. Most of the administrators seem like assholes, the type of assholes that will eventually consolidate power by making it difficult to get themselves removed while creating more stringent criteria for new admins to be made, and while themselves will not be subject to any kind re-admittance ritual. Perhaps this has already happened.

Update : Apparently this is exactly what has happened : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Administrators#admin_hegemony

There may not be a cabal on wikipedia, but there is definitely a group of people who speak a special jargon and who do not take the time to make their public discussions clear to everyone else, such as in the edit summary for this edit : [[1]].

Also, sometimes I am a little silly :

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