Palooza

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A palooza is described as being released back into the wild. This means an individual is now no longer in a monogamous relationship and they are free to pursue the opposite sex once again. There are six main parts to a palooza. They include lies, gluttony, fornication, deceit, debauchery, and lust. Palooza's are usually experienced after a serious relationship ends badly, a relationship drought, or if one is in a slump. While experiencing a palooza one will tend to loose all of their inhibitions, morals, and good judgment that is normally used while trying to court the opposite sex. Oddly, while in a palooza, the opposite sex will come to the person afflicted expecting only sexual gratification. Those in a palooza do not know they will be bombarded with solicitations from opposite sex. Due to the large number of persons involved, this will often end in a web of lies that completely consumes the life of the person in a palooza. In addition to this, the quality and attractiveness of opposite sex will not be very good. The opposite sex will however always be morally casual and very sexually experimental. This combination is a breeding ground for any manner of venereal diseases, some of which maybe transmitted to odd regions of the body and have very long incubation periods.

The end results of the palooza can be far ranging and may include: 1. Contraction of sexually transmitted diseases. 2. Poor performance regarding responsibilities of career, school, or other obligations. 3. Being pursued by the opposite sex obsessively, almost to the point of stalking. 4. Accumulation of personal items from opposite sex as trophies

Behavioral psychologists are still trying to understand the reasons for this self destructive behavior. It is thought an underlying lack of moral fiber may be responsible for the initiation of the activities. After which the person in a palooza becomes accustomed to the immoral acts they are involved with and sees no problem continuing them. Usually an awakening moment must occur to pull the person out of a palooza. Whether a STD or stalker attack, paloozas do not often end gradually. Another interesting finding is that people with intense fascinations with anal intercourse and related sexual acts will be stricken much more intensely than those of more mainstream sexual desires. This completely baffles all who ponder it.