P'lod
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P'Lod is, according to the American supermarket tabloid the Weekly World News, an extraterrestrial who actively seeks to advise U.S. politicians for the benefit of the world or the galaxy.
P'lod has met with every U.S. President since the election of 1980, had an affair with Hillary Clinton in 2001, and gave his endorsement to George W. Bush in the 2000 Presidential Election. P'Lod went into a coma after John Kerry cornered him and bombarded him with his campaign speeches in an attempt to convince him that he should have won the 2004 election. He awoke from his coma in late 2004 after a kiss from Condoleezza Rice.
During the 1992 US presidential election campaign, both George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton were photographed reading WWN issues that depicted them meeting with P'Lod. Bush got a hearty laugh from the article and Clinton held his copy up at a campaign stop and joked that it proved his campaign had "universal" appeal. The WWN ran the photos of both candidates reading their publication, for once running pictures that had not been altered.
