User:Notmicro

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Wiki Life...

en This user is a native speaker of English.

US This user uses American English.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

250 This user has over 250 edits on the English Wikipedia.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.

This user is a WikiGnome.

This user is a wikifairy.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

Notice!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of its userboxes! or else...

Vital Statistics...

This user is male.

This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

Habitat...

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the state of Washington.

This user lives in or hails from Seattle.

This user buys Frappuccinos at Starbucks world headquarters.

UW This user attends or attended the University of Washington.

Work Life...

This user is a software engineer.

bas-4 This user is an expert BASIC programmer.

cobol-0 This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in COBOL).

This user uses Mac OS X Server.

ascript tell Wikipedia this_user has AppleScripting terminology.

Values, Attitudes, Lifestyle...

This user is nocturnal.

This user is a committed pesco-vegetarian.

This user does Tai Chi for health.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

A.S. This user has Asperger syndrome.

NPR This user listens to NPR.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

This user can drive.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.

dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

This user prefers parliamentary systems of government.

This user is interested in the possibility of Hilary becoming president of the US.

This user is a fan of Camille Paglia.

This user is NOT a fan of Andrew Sullivan.

Computing...

This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user runs Mac OS X.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Internet Life...

This user reads engadget daily.

FARK This user is a farker.

TSG This user reads The Smoking Gun. Image:Larry-king-mugshot.jpg

This user reads Savage Love weekly.

IMDb This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.

eBay This user buys and sells on eBay. eBay ID is notmicro .

AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and this user sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Elements of Style...

… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately….

A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.

’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic]

"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

infinitive This user has no opinion about split infinitives.

they This user considers singular they standard English usage.

their / there / they're This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word.