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[edit] Interests
[edit] A Sort of Biography
Asami, the light of my life, with her over-sized flea trap
Twelve years in the U.S. Army. I was an infantryman, MP, and Transporter. I've been a private, an NCO, and an officer. Service in Somalia, Haiti, and Iraq. Called it quits after Iraq because of the incompetence with which it was carried out. Received my degree in Japanese History, and plan to pursue a Ph.D in that field. I live in Japan now through the JET Program, and hopefully will be able to stay here for a long time. I'm a classic American mutt, and can trace my ancestry to Armenia, Austria, England, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Netherlands, Russia, Scotland, Sweden, Turkey, the Ukraine, and Wales.
Asami striking a heroic pose
[edit] Countries I've Visited
Canada | جمهوريّة مصر العربيّة | Deutschland | Ayiti | العراق | Éire | 日本 | Kenya | دولة الكويت | Panamá | Pilipinas | الصومال | España | 中華民國 | United States
- まだ: 中华人民共和国 | ราชอาณาจักรไทย | Việt Nam | 香港 | 澳門 | United Kingdom
[edit] States I've Visited
Alabama | California | Colorado | Connecticut | Florida | Georgia | Illinois | Indiana | Kansas | Kentucky | Louisiana | Maryland | Massachusetts | Michigan | Minnesota | Mississippi | Missouri | Nevada | New Hampshire | New Jersey | New Mexico | New York | North Carolina | Ohio | Oklahoma | Pennsylvania | South Carolina | Tennessee | Texas | Virginia | Washington | West Virginia | Wisconsin
[edit] Major Cities I've Visited
Albuquerque | Amarillo | Annapolis | Atlanta | Baltimore | Birmingham | Boston | Buffalo | Cebu | Charleston | Chicago | Cincinnati | Cleveland | Colón | Colorado Springs | Columbus | Denver | Detroit | Frankfurt | Houston | Indianapolis | Kansas City | 神戸 | 高知市 | Kuwait City | 京都 | Las Vegas | Los Angeles | Louisville | Manila | Memphis | Miami | Mogadishu | Mombassa | 奈良市 | Nashville | New Orleans | New York City | Newport News | Norfolk | Oklahoma City | Orlando | 大阪 | Panama City | Pittsburgh | Port-au-Prince | St. Louis | San Diego | Santa Monica | Seattle | Syracuse | Tagbilaran | Taipei | 東京都 | Toronto | Tulsa | Virginia Beach | Washington, D.C. | Windsor
- Want to visit but haven't yet: Phoenix | Portland | Dallas | Bangkok | San Francisco | Anchorage | Beijing | Shanghai
[edit] Army Posts where I"ve been stationed, TDY, or deployed
Fort A.P. Hill | Fort Benning | Fort Campbell | Fort Drum | Fort Eustis | Fort Irwin | Fort Knox | Fort Lewis | Fort McClellan | Fort Polk | Fort Sherman | Fort Story | Camp Arifjan
[edit] Interesting Places I've Visited or Seen
[edit] Canada
CN Tower | Queen Elizabeth Way
Safwan | Tallil Air Base | Ur
明石海峡大橋、 安芸市、 淡路島、 愛媛県、 広島市、 広島平和記念公園、 原爆ドーム、 法隆寺、 兵庫県、 いの町、 石鎚山、 厳島神社、 岩国城、 岩国市、 香川県、 関西国際空港、 錦帯橋、 清水寺、 興福寺、 高知城、 宮島、 室戸市、 南国市、 成田国際空港、 岡山県、 大阪城、 大阪市営地下鉄、 レインボーブリッジ、 堺市、 瀬戸大橋、 新宿区、 東大寺、 徳島県、 東京国際空港、 東京都庁舎、 梅田駅、 山口県、 竹林寺、 国分寺
- Places yet to visit: Byōdō-in Daigo-ji Enryaku-ji Gangō-ji Ginkaku-ji Hokkaidō Kinkaku-ji Mount Fuji Nagasaki Okinawa Prefecture Ryōan-ji Tokyo Tower
[edit] Kuwait
Camp Arifjan | Highway of Death
[edit] Panama
Puente de las Américas | Río Chagres | Panama Canal
[edit] Philippines
Ayala Center | Basilica Minore del Santo Niño | Bohol | Fort San Pedro | Fort Santiago | Intramuros | Mactan Island | Magellan's Cross | Makati | Panglao | Rizal Park | Rizal Shrine
[edit] United States
Adirondack Mountains | Arlington National Cemetery | Armstrong Air and Space Museum | The Battery | Catskill Mountains | CBGB | Cedar Point | Central Park | Chickamauga and Chattanooga National Military Park | The Citadel | COSI | Disney World | Empire State Building | Everglades | Football Hall of Fame | Fort Donelson National Battlefield | Fort Monroe | Fort Sumter | French Quarter | Gettysburg | George Washington Bridge | Great Lakes | Hollywood | Jackson Square | Key West | Kings Island | Lake Pontchartrain | Land Between the Lakes | Lookout Mountain | Mackinac Island | Mammoth Cave | Mississippi River | Missouri River | Mojave Desert | Mount Rainier | Naval Station Norfolk | Niagra Falls | Ohio River | OSU | Patriot's Point | The Pentagon | Pikes Peak | Sandia Mountains | Sea World | Seven Mile Bridge | The Smithsonian | Soo Locks | Thousand Islands | Times Square | USAFA | USAF Museum | USMA | USNA | Venice Beach | Vietnam Veterans Memorial | VMI | World Trade Center | Yankee Stadium
Having lived in Japan for 2 years now, I have formed some sharp opinions about my adopted home.
- Asami
- bentos
- 100 yen shops
- buzzers at restaurants to call the server
- izakayas
- relatively safe major cities
- history all over the place
- the people
- matcha ice cream
- no tipping \(^o^)/ (I'm a cheapskate)
[edit] Dislikes
- junken
- Japanophiles
- slow freeways
- karaoke
- the "wolf cut," a modified mullet haircut popular now
- that hideous man-woman over-the-hill jazz singing tarento whose ass all the younger tarentos kiss
- tarento
- Orange Range
- foreigners on TV who willingly play the gaijin stereotype, and...well, any foreigner on TV
- anime
- non-American foreigners who want to inform Americans in Japan how rude/boorish/stupid Americans are (never seeing the irony of it), or who are trolling for an argument over Iraq/U.S. foreign policy
- Japanese who want to tell you how wrong it was to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but haven't a f*cking clue what Unit 731 or the Rape of Nanking are, or don't believe that either ever existed.
- The Hiroshima Atomic Museum - one of the seminal events of the 20th century presented without context or analysis. And add to that the stupid young foreigners from countries that fought Japan in WWII who go there and "tsk, tsk" America and apologize for what their countries did in the war.
- Bobby Ologun - he doesn't just make foreigners of African descent look bad - he makes all of us look bad. Thanks, idiot.
[edit] Top 10 things anime watchin', magna readin', never-been-to-Japan Japanophiles don't know about Japan
- The J-pop you listen to is probably unknown here
- The Carpenters are very popular here
- The national dish is practically curry, not sushi
- Manga and anime obsessed people here are considered nerds too
- Japanese beer is ok at best
- Snoopy is more popular than Hello Kitty
- More people are probably into the TV series 24 than into Gundam
- Sazae-san or Doraemon are probably more popular than any single robot/SF anime
- to be continued....
[edit] Works in Progress (feel free to edit)
[edit] Idiots
Jesse Macbeth - OMG, is this for real? Someone needs to post a picture of this clown wearing his "Ranger" uniform. Any recruit with a day in the army can tell this guy is a fraud
[edit] My favorite talk page entry
from Chickenhawk talk page
[edit] People who could never be considered chickenhawks
This is a fun section! I notice that, as originally constituted, the list consisted only of Republicans (don't even claim that Zell Miller is anything but a Republican these days!), including thet ol' Marine whut gave arms to an Axis of Evil regime and then lied about it to the American people. I'm sure that was an oversight, so I added a few others.
While we're at it, let's add a section to the NASA article, entitled "People who were never astronauts?" I nominate Julius Caesar, Pee Wee Herman, and John Wayne Bobbitt. And under Curling, we can add "People who never curled in the Olympics," including Tiger Woods, Idi Amin, and Michelle Kwan. Now if that ain't encyclopædic, I don't know what is.
Jeez.--RattBoy 01:38, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
[edit] People I Admire
[edit] People I Despise
- Ann Coulter - more than anyone else has made conservatives look like idiots
- Michael Moore - more than anyone else made liberals look like idiots
[edit] Articles I've started (incomplete)
Everyone else has this section, so I will too:
- Robert T. Clark | Richard A. Cody | Silas L. Copeland | George W. Dunaway | Robert E. Kelley | Robin Olds | Winfield W. Scott Jr. | Kenneth L. Tallman | Thomas R. Turner II | Leon L. Van Autreve
[edit] Pics I've taken
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Recovery ops in southern Iraq
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Yosakoi in Kochi, Japan, the only real Yosakoi
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Yamauchi Katsutoyo statue near Kochi Castle
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Muroto Cape in Kochi Prefecture
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This user lives in Japan.
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This user enjoys ska. |
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