Wikipedia:No One Cares

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Sometimes, when editing Wikipedia, articles, sections or articles, and lists will be 100% verifiable, but utterly worthless to the project. It's times like this that the information should be removed, because No One Cares.

[edit] Things no one cares about

  • The number of freckles on Lindsey Lohan's face
  • Filming mistakes from That's So Raven
  • Britney Spears
  • Paris Hilton
  • Gundam Wing
  • Your cat's hairball
  • Your cat
  • You
  • Your band
  • Your friends, even if they are gay
  • Your school teachers
  • A book you wrote
  • The company you work for. Even if you're in their marketing department and told you to write an article.
  • A five-second video of your friend wiping out on his skate board that has gotten 300 hits on YouTube.
  • How many guns some Negima character owns
  • What you ate for dinner yesterday
  • Your opinions on Christmas or equivalent holidays
  • Add your own! After all, there are a lot of things no one cares about!