User:Next Paige

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I am a sometimes wikipedian. I tend to wander in when I have multiple hours of expendable time in the vicinity of a computer due to slow internal servers at work, bad weather, insomnia or being sick. I often stay for a few days or weeks, then following an instance of revulsion at the level of either ignorance or POV being edited into the 'pedia by malicious forces, I saunter off, leaving a trail of unfinished articles to be patched up by others.

The formula for calculating how long it will be before I disappear is: Length of editing activity variable estimate (in days) equals the number of expendable hours divided by one plus the percentage of personal bias of active contributors to the power of the number of hours actually spent editing/reading multiplied by facts divided by blatant stupidity.

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