User:Nemmers

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Hello, my name's Matt Nemmers. Originally from my dad's penis but grew up in Iowa. Described by more than a few as someone with "many quaint skills," I'm sufficiently intelligent to qualify for at least one personality disorder. I enjoy dogsledding, softball, and watching people run for their lives. I love throwing garbage out the window, yet, I'm extremely sophisticated. Nice to meet you.