Negrodamus
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Negrodamus is a fictional prophet/seer character, played by Paul Mooney, who appears on Comedy Central's Chappelle's Show. His name is a portmanteau of the racial term Negro and the famous "prophet" Nostradamus. His predictions are often absurd send-ups of common African-American stereotypes. This was a sketch performed during the second season of the show, after Mooney declined to continue the "Ask a Black Dude" segment from the show's first season.
[edit] Examples of Negrodamus' wisdom
Q: What will happen to Rosie O'Donnell?
N: Rosie O'Donnell will have a sex change. She will become a man. And then "he" will marry Liza Minnelli's husband and beat him.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arnold Schwarzenegger ever leave Maria Shriver?
N: Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce her and marry Shirley Temple Black, and she will be called Shirley Temple Black-Negger.
Q: Negrodamus, what mistakes did Michael Jackson make before he got arrested?
N: Michael Jackson should have not been a singer. Michael Jackson should have been a priest; then he would have just been transferred.
Q: Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
N: Because he has the receipt.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
N: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called Good Morning, Black America. It will be played at noon throughout the country.
Q: Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
N: White people love Wayne Brady...because he makes...Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
