Ms. Choksondik
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| Ms. Choksondik | |
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| Gender: | Female |
| Hair: | Dark brown |
| Age: | Unknown |
| Job: | 4th Grade Teacher before her death |
| Religion: | Unknown |
| First Appearance: | "Fourth Grade" |
| Last Appearance: | Revealed to be dead in Professor Chaos, corpse was seen in Simpsons Already Did It. |
| Voiced By: | Trey Parker |
Ms. Diane Choksondik was a fictional character in the animated series South Park. She was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker. Her name is a play on the phrase "chokes on dick."
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[edit] Appearance
Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and has a drifting lazy eye. She also does not wear a bra, and when she lifts her arm up, her shirt has a habit of going up with it and revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts. She also has a mild resemblance to former Attorney General Janet Reno.
[edit] Sexual relationship
Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counsellor. Ms. Choksondik also confessed to being a virgin and they had sexual intercourse.
[edit] Death
The episode Professor Chaos ended on a cliffhanger saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings, and it was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died.
In the episode Simpsons Already Did It, the boys revealed they put some of their Sea People in her coffee. They went to find the body and Cartman even hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff.
It is mentioned on the news that semen was found in her stomach, implying that she may have actually "choked on dick."
After this Mr. Garrison becomes the boys' regular teacher again.
Ms. Choksondik makes a cameo in I'm a Little Bit Country in the back of a crowd.
[edit] Episodes where Ms. Choksondik is prominent
- Fourth Grade- Her first appearance. Becomes the boys' teachers as they move up to fourth grade.
- Fat Camp- Teaches the class how to disect.
- The Wacky Molestation Adventure- One of the many South Park residents accused of child molestation.
- A Very Crappy Christmas- Interviewed on the news about her opinions on Christmas.
- Proper Condom Use- Has a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey.
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants- Forces everyone to donate $1 to the children of Afghanistan.
- Professor Chaos- Revealed that she is dead.
- Simpsons Already Did It- The boys believe that their brine shrimp in Ms. Choksondik's coffee killed her. Her corpse is seen.
[edit] Notes
- Her full name, Diane Choksondik, may have been named after Trey Parker's ex-girlfriend (named Liane, for whom Liane Cartman is named) who cheated on him, as Liane and Diane are similar first names, and the surname joke is obvious. It may have been a play on the word dying.
- Ms. Choksondik is from Denver.
- In an apparent play on the way children sometimes make fun of their teachers' names, the boys usually miss the obvious joke of Ms. Choksondik's unusual surname, calling her Ms. Makes-Me-Sick (Fourth Grade) or Ms. Chokes-On-Rocks (How to Eat with Your Butt). However, in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", they laughed at her name, implying that they might have finally gotten the joke.
- In Fourth Grade she was followed by kittens trying to obtain milk from her huge, sagging breasts.
- Ms. Choksondik was a virgin until Proper Condom Use.
- Ms. Choksondik, although killed off in a previous episode, was seen in the background in the show's 100th episode I'm a Little Bit Country.
- Inexplicably, in her first appearance in 4th Grade, Choksondik has an English accent.
- In the Japanese dub of the series, Ms. Choksondik is voiced by Kenji Nomura.
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| Stan Marsh | Kyle Broflovski | Eric Cartman | Kenny McCormick | Butters Stotch | |||||
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| Gerald and Sheila Broflovski | Grampa Marsh | Ike | Jimbo Kern | Stuart and Mrs. McCormick | Richard and Mrs. Tweek | Liane Cartman | Randy and Sharon Marsh | Shelley | Stephen and Linda Stotch | Kyle Schwartz | |||||
| List of other South Park residents | |||||
| Big Gay Al | Dr. Doctor | Dr. Mephisto | Mayor McDaniels | Ned Gerblansky | Officer Barbrady | Priest Maxi | Sergeant Yates | Tuong Lu Kim | Mr. Slave | |||||
| South Park Elementary staff and students | |||||
| Students: 6th Graders | Bebe | Clyde | Craig | Dougie | Jimmy | Kevin | Kindergarteners | Pip | Timmy | Token | Tweek | Wendy Staff: Chef | Mr. Adler | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Slave | Mrs. Garrison | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria |
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| Jesus | Mr. Hankey | Saddam Hussein | Satan | Terrance and Phillip | Towelie | Chef's parents | |||||
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