User:Mr. Pony
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There have been reports of a Mr. Pony taking dumps in the yard. I am not that Mr. Pony.
I think this exchange between me and Carnildo says it all:
- Delete. Two million hits in thirty months just isn't that much. Not encyclopediac. --Carnildo 20:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
- I don't see how personal attacks will help make your case, Carnildo. --Mr. Pony Friday, four fifty-seven p.m. Eastern
- Personal attacks? What are you, a fucking moron? You seem to be no more capable of recognizing a personal attack than you are at writing an encyclopedia article! Maybe you should go back to grammar school -- I hear it's a good place to learn such things. Or maybe you never went there in the first place: it would explain a lot about you. I see from your userpage that someone's accused you of taking dumps in the yard. You deny it, of course, but we all know the truth. Grammar school could help you with that little problem, too. And while we're on the subject of you, what sort of a name is "Mr. Pony"? Is it maybe a reference to your lack of stature? Or maybe your size "down there"? Or are you just one of those "cutesey" guys who likes such things? Maybe you should try "Mr. Jackass". Or perhaps "Mr. Mule" would better suit your ancestry. --Carnildo 21:49, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
- Comment: Well, Carnildo, I guess I'd like to thank you for showing me what a real personal attack is all about. I must say, I really am surprised that you were able to discern from my few brief posts that I am indeed of mixed ancestry (my father is a Third Generation Japanese American, and my Mother a European American; her father from Italy, her mother an Irishwoman from Canada). What really surprises me, however, is how gleefully you compare me to a mule. I thought that kind of racism was a thing of the past; although I admit that in my travels throughout the world, I have tended to keep to large cities, where "half-breeds" such as myself are more tolerated. Your other attacks about me not going to grammar school, or about me being short or having a small penis, I can sort of write off as being playful (your way of saying "hello", maybe?) but your exuberant racism is another story. I can only assume that you are alone in your racism, and that your racist ways do not reflect in any way on the Wikipedia community. I hope I am right in thinking this. -- Mr. Pony
- Personal attacks? What are you, a fucking moron? You seem to be no more capable of recognizing a personal attack than you are at writing an encyclopedia article! Maybe you should go back to grammar school -- I hear it's a good place to learn such things. Or maybe you never went there in the first place: it would explain a lot about you. I see from your userpage that someone's accused you of taking dumps in the yard. You deny it, of course, but we all know the truth. Grammar school could help you with that little problem, too. And while we're on the subject of you, what sort of a name is "Mr. Pony"? Is it maybe a reference to your lack of stature? Or maybe your size "down there"? Or are you just one of those "cutesey" guys who likes such things? Maybe you should try "Mr. Jackass". Or perhaps "Mr. Mule" would better suit your ancestry. --Carnildo 21:49, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
