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Welcome to Mokkan88's Userpage.

Mokkan88 has been a registered member of the Wikipedia community since May 27^th, 2006. He will refer to himself in the third-person on this page because he is a big doofus¹.

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Contents 1 About 1.1 The Name 1.2 Personal Life 2 Contact Information 3 Reference 3.1 Dictionary 3.2 Footnotes

[edit] About

The following section was created by Mokkan88 because he was bored. It is not uncommon for bored doofi² to personalize their Wikipedia Userpage^a, generally with content that is nonsensical and ridiculous, not to mention baseless and laced with doof³.

[edit] The Name

The source for Mokkan88's name can be traced to both a book, as well as Mokkan88's birthyear: 1988. The book, entitled Marlfox, is part of the Redwall series and features an antagonist character named Mokkan.

Mokkan (the character) is a witty and intelligent fox who acts as the leader of his sibling Marlfoxes. Similarly, Mokkan88 is, as far as he knows, also intelligent and witty. This may not necessarily be true - a fact often overlooked by Mokkan88 himself.

[edit] Personal Life

Mokkan88 was born on May 9^th, 1988. He is a self-proclaimed nerd who is interested in such things as philosophy, psychology and sociology, as well as physics, astrophysics and biology. He is also an avid gamer, techie, writer and snowboarder. He wears a flight suit and looks a lot like Tom Cruise from the 1986 movie Top Gun.

Mokkan88 currently resides in Grove City, Ohio and is happily married with children doesn't even have a girlfriend. He often spends his lonely nights playing long sessions of DOA:XBV to cope with his lack of a partner would really like to have a girlfriend^b.

[edit] Contact Information

Email/WLM: mokkan88@hotmail.com

AOL Instant Messenger: Samkim the Small

Xbox Live Gamertag: Mokkan88

[edit] Reference

[edit] Dictionary

1. big doofus n. (big dOOf' us); A doofus⁴ with an abnormally high level of doof.

2. doofi n. (dOOf' I); Two or more members of the doofus population.

3. doof n. (dOOf'); A possibly yet-undiscovered form of cornflower blue fungus that typically grows on the backs of creepy                            old ladies who drive too slow.

4. doofus n. (dOOf' us); An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.

[edit] Footnotes

a. Conversely, all those who personalize their Wikipedia Userpages are not necessarily doofi.

b. If you are a female, please be my girlfriend.