Milton Jones

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Milton Jones (born 1964) is an English comedian, who won a Perrier newcomer award in 1996. His jokes are mostly based around puns and one-liners. He has had various shows on BBC Radio Four over the last ten years.

Jones was born and grew up in Kew, London and his father is from south Wales. He is married with three children and lives in Richmond, London.

[edit] Milton Jones one-liners

  • "I'd just like to say to the old man who was wearing camouflage gear and using crutches, who stole my wallet earlier: "you can hide, but you can't run."
  • "When I was young my parents used to say to me: "To pay for your education, your father & I had to make a lot of sacrifices. And it was true, 'cause they were both druids."

[edit] Radio Programmes

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