User:Midders
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Andy Middlebrook, or "Midders" as he likes to be known, was born on 22 September 1985 in BIRKENHEAD. He is quite tall with black hair. He likes Marylin Manson, Slipknot and Bowling for Soup.
When at devonport high school for boys he was the head librarian, and struck up a friendly relationship with Eunice Simmonds. Whilst not the brightest student, what he lacked in brains he made up for in work ethic. However, his school reports were not always clean, and he spent an average of one week per term in solitary confinement, living in a small chamber in the headmaster's office. With only the darkness to comfort him, Midders created a game to pass the time using a beard and some boxes. We now know this game as "Deal or No Deal".
He was a prominent figure in the formation of the DHSB fancy dress society, organising a series of parties in memory of his close friend, Christopher White. Currently, Midders is studying at University College London doing a degree in history of art. He was crowned "most eligible bachelor" in the University by student magazine "Pi".
His idols are Rodney Watson, Jonny Kennedy (the boy whose skin fell off), Gino Esposito from Neighbours and Rama. Midders also had a starring role in the second series of Rock School an channel 4 in England, playing band manager Rob. His band, Hoax Uk, supported Judas Priest in Los Angeles. He will have a large sausage and chips, a small sausage and chips, a portion of chips and a bread roll.
He is often compared, by many of his close friends, to Jared "Toadfish/Toadie/The Lawman" Rebbecchi, not only because of his reputation as a legal shark, but also because of his pony tail and goatee.
Recently, Midders has been engrossed in his latest project, playing Tony Hutchinson's stunt double in popular daytime soap Hollyoaks. It is a very demanding role, which has seen Midders in such situations as being dressed as a gimp in the town centre, and fighting his own brother in their shitbag restaurant.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Midders!
Czar Paul I banished Midders to Siberia for marching out of step.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Midders.
In his entire life, Midders will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Midders.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Midders.
Lightning strikes Midders over seven times every hour.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Midders, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Midders had to pay a special Midders tax!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Midders!
More people are killed by Midders each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
Farewell.
