Merry Fisticuffs (Gilmore Girls)

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Lorelai and Chris are looking at a new apartment. They practice what it would be like in the morning every day. They like the lawn and the three bookstores and Lorelai thinks they will be the dumbest people in town. The woman who shows them around the house is really nice. Lorelai has a face on and Chris can tell that Lorelai wants to stay in Stars Hollow.

Lorelai goes to Emily and Richard's and claims she was in traffic, but it is Sunday and Emily says there is no traffic. Emily finds a great organizer for Lorelai and Christopher's wedding party who is supposed to be great and is and orchastrist. The man's name is Randall Barber. Lorelai has to design a theme for the party.

We’re at Luke’s and Kirk is talking to Miss Patty. Kirk is trying to sell wrapping paper to Miss Patty but she already bought hers from kids at Stars Hollow Middle School. Liz shows off her new daughter, Dola, to Miss Patty. Dola is four pounds eleven ounces. They say the baby is very strong like T.J.. Luke says April really likes Dola's picture. Luke does not want to get a lawyer for April's custody even though Liz says he should. Liz leaves Dola with Luke for an hour so she can have some alone time because she says Dola has been stuck to her breast for an entire week.

Rory calls Lorelai and Lorelai pretends that something is wrong so she can get out of party planning. Emily can hear Rory in the background and she tells Lorelai she is not as clever as she thinks. Emily wants Lorelai to pick out her wedding invitations while Lorelai just wants to email them, but Emily gives her the look. Rory has to bail at Friday night dinner so that she can see Logan because she has not been able to see him much lately.

Lorelai is in the grocery store in Doose's where she is talking to Chris about the two hours of party planning, complete with imitations of Mr. Randall and Emily. Chris doesn’t let Lorelai get junk food cereal because they already have some. Lorelai has wine tasting at a ballroom with Emily tomorrow. Chris offers to go to the wine tasting with her.

Luke and Lorelai run into each other and Luke introduces Lorelai to Dola. Lorelei gets to hold her and asks how Liz is. She loves Dola and talks to her in baby talk. Lorelai says Dola looks just like TJ and Luke makes a joke saying "hopefully she will grow out of that." Lorelai disagrees. Chris comes out and stares at Lorelai with a pained expression because she is holding Dola. Then he says hey and Lorelei explains that Dola is Liz's new baby. Then Luke leaves with Dola and Chris and Lorelai leave as well.

Rory and Logan are in the mess hall. They talk about how Logan needs mushy Yale food. Logan sees an old friend who thought he moved to London. Lucy meets Logan and calls him Rory's imaginary boyfriend. She says she would hug him but he has a pocket full of Apple Jacks. Lucy offers to have dinner with them accept. Logan finds out Marty and Rory are pretending they just met. Logan says he actually met him at a party that Marty bartended for. Rory tells Logan how weird it feels to pretend not to know Marty. Logan tells Rory that Marty was right that Rory is really beautiful. Logan doesn’t think Rory is a secret keeping person. He feels Rory has to tell Lucy.

Lorelai and Chris are in bed and Chris asks Lorelai to make a baby with her. Chris wants to have another kid with her. They have not talked about it at all yet and Lorelai is taken by surprise. Chris says they should talk about it right now and she says she probably does want another kid. Chris starts to kiss her and Lorelai stops him and they talk some more. Chris says it will be easier now that they are married. Chris thinks Lorelai thinks that they will not work out. Lorelai says that is not true. Chris gets upset and says she is right and goes to bed. Lorelai sits there flabbergasted and does not understand why he said that.

At Luke's Diner. Luke says that he has to leave right when April comes so that they can go to the movie right away. Kirk goes on and on how he put the Stars Hollow Middle School kids out of business and how his business is booming. The kids come in and tell Kirk they want to talk and he says ok. He says if it goes physical, then he will show no mercy. Luke calls Anna asking where April is because she is never late and he is getting worried. Anna says she is not coming and he can't expect for her to send April to him when he comes over and threatens her. She says it is her decision and not his.

Lorelai and Chris are picking out wines and Emily is happy that Chris came. Lorelai finally finds out they have to write their own vows and gets upset. She thought it was just going to be a party. Chris agrees with writing their own vows. He blows up saying Lorelei will get whatever she wants and that they can only have kids when she says so and that’s not fair. Emily says they should give Lorelai and Chris a moment alone. Lorelai takes Chris aside saying what’s going on. He wants to have the vows because she planned a whole wedding with "that diner guy." He says the reason why they eloped was because they loved each other not because they wanted to avoid a big ceremony. Chris leaves to go to work as Emily and Randall see.

Luke is talking to a lawyer about suing for half custody. The lawyer says Luke will not win because Luke has not been in April's life for the last twelve years. The lawyer tries to frag Anna's personal life into the court and her legal background with Luke.

Lucy, Marty, Logan and Rory are at dinner. Lucy is talking about this embarrassing moment. Logan seems very into the conversation while Marty and Rory are not talking. They talk about Rory's embarrassing moments like when she drove twenty miles to give a essay to a professor. Lucy says that Marty has four jobs and he gets personal about it. Lucy says she and Marty met when Marty was stalking her, and he kept on showing up wherever she was until finally she told him he better be there tomorrow with roses and she would go out with him. Marty slams Logan about his trust fund saying he doesn’t work four jobs and then he says "just waiting for that trust fund to kick in" and Logan gazes at him madly for a little bit. Lucy asks how Logan and Rory met. Logan says through Marty. Lucy is confused. Logan says they met freshman year and that he can't lie to her because she is really nice. Rory tells him what he did was obnoxious and he was heading back to the City early because he had a lot of work to do. Marty and Rory try to explain but Lucy is really upset and can't see how her boyfriend and friend lied to her. Logan can see Marty still likes her and feels a little threatened.

Lorelai is making inventory at the Inn. Rory tells Lorelei about how Logan told Lucy how they met through Marty and that Lucy got really upset and left the restaurant. Lorelai offers for Rory to come home but Rory says no thanks.

Luke and Chris get into a fight when Chris sees Luke come down the road. Chris goes for him and Luke goes reciprocates. They get into a fight until they both can barely stand up. They ruin the Christmas decorations in the Town Square and then they go home.

Rory goes to Lucy's apartment to talk to Lucy. After three knocks Olivia answers the door. Rory says she wants to talk to Lucy, but Olivia says she does not want to talk right now and neither does she. Rory says she can explain but Olivia closes the door.

Lorelai goes home to see Emily there. Emily tells Lorelai that Chris is immature although of good breeding and that marriage is not about being right or wrong and not about winning an argument which often Lorelai loves and sometimes marriage is even about the bad times more then the good times.