Merkin

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A mock merkin used at Burning Man

A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a "Merkin" although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.

Houghton Mifflin's American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 4th edition describes the term's etymology as stemming from an "alteration of obsolete malkin, lower-class woman, mop, from Middle English; from Malkin, diminutive of the personal name Matilda."[1]

A "short and curly history of the merkin" in The Guardian June 26, 2003 provided a partial history of the merkin. It highlighted "comedy terrorist" Aaron Barschak's flashing of a merkin to onlookers. [2]

1 Other definitions
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[edit] Other definitions

"Merkin" is also used to refer to a male sex-toy in the humorous novels of Tom Sharpe. Both the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary and The Joy of Sex define the Merkin as an "artificial vagina"

"Merkin" has also been used as a slang term for an American since the 1960s. (Although it is usually pronounced as "murrakin.") The OED reports that the term has become common internet slang for Americans or American English (it is regularly used, for example, on the newsgroup alt.fan.pratchett, and has spread from there to some other Discworld fan groups). "Murrikan" has been spelled many ways, many of which are homonyms and only coincidentally sound like merkin, for example "murcan" or "murkan". "Merrikan" is the English-descended language featured in Katherine Kerr's science fiction novels.

In gay slang, a merkin means the "official" male companion of a closeted female homosexual used to help allay suspicion that she is a lesbian (i.e., the male equivalent of a beard).

[edit] Merkins in popular culture

The term merkin has been given legitimacy by frequent usage in literature, film, music, and art. Several examples of this include:

The narrator, Humbert Humbert in Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita (1955), recalls, "Although I told myself I was looking merely for a soothing presence, a glorified pot-au-feu, an animated merkin, what really attracted me to Valeria was the imitation she gave of a little girl."

Pynchon, in Gravity's Rainbow, says, "He wears a false cunt and merkin of sable both handcrafted...by the notorious Mme. Ophir."

The character of President Merkin Muffley in Stanley Kubrick's black comedy Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is satirically named after this object.

Pearl Jam and Neil Young released a two-song companion to Mirror Ball called Merkin Ball.

Australian talk show host Rove McManus has appeared on his show Rove Live with a fake shirt from the basketball team The Merkins. He is known to have used several jokes about the merkin.

In the 2005 film Waiting..., the character of Naomi lifts her skirt to reveal a thick, matted patch of pubic hair. While in the film this is intended to represent Naomi's real pubic hair, the actress (Melissa Alonzo, credited as "stunt bush") is in fact wearing a merkin.

In the film PCU there is a fictional band named The Merkins.

In the sixth season of Sex and the City, Kim Cattrall's character Samantha Jones discovers a gray hair "down there" and dyes all her pubic hair. Although the term "merkin" is not used in the show, in the bonus commentary track available on the DVD of the sixth season, executive producer Michael Patrick King explains that the shot of Samantha's pubic hair was actually of a merkin.

"Merkin" is the name of a character in the Sandman comic book.

In an episode of Family Guy, an advertising agent offers Joe Swanson a car, his pants and a merkin so that he will sign up for an advertising contract.

1310 The Ticket, a sports station in Dallas, has made Merkin a very popular phrase in the DFW community. Furio Fan made a song that wasn't allowed to air, that had too many merkin references. The Ticket is also noted for gettting professional sport figures like former Cowboys kicker Mike Vanderjagt to say "merkin" on air. Vanderjagt was asked to read a fictional promotional advertisement from an index card that had the word Merkin cleverly placed within it.