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Among the Laputans it was not considered true that a house built of metaphors is not as strong as a house built of straw. It had been said since time immemorial that a house built of metaphors is stronger than a house built of bricks and mortar. It is not known if the Laputans meant this metaphorically or literally. But it has been noted that the Laputans left no relics or artifacts of their past glory and are said to have had no shadows. This absence of evidence for the existance of the Laputans is, in fact, the most enduring monument to the greatness of their achievements.

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The Laputans find composing plays to be far too practical and randomness, itself, excessively ordered; Yet they accomplish the most complex tasks by seemingly random actions, which depend upon a perfect utilization of the butterfly effect. Some dwell invisibly in ancient cities which have long since vanished from the Earth.

The Laputan space program is attempting to determine the location of their ancestral planet, Earth. (All Laputans are rumored to have at least 300 IQs.) There is no consensus among the even most pragmatic on how to determine which direction is "down", in order to reach the Earth. But, as an expression of unity, their plan is to launch exploratory spacecraft at more or less random times off the island of Laputa in all possible directions. At some later time the Laputan astronauts will devise a plan to regroup somewhere and then construct a complete model of the cosmos on a larger scale than the cosmos, itself, in order to gain precision.

Among the Laputans endurance breathing is considered a lifetime sport and one which they are truly motivated to play, usually on highly competitive endurance breathing teams, but sometimes in solitude among the clouds. The games are, of course, televised 24 - 7, but often the uninitiated have difficulty differentiating the sportsmen from the spectators. The games continue until everyone in the range of a particular camera deceases of old age or of the intense excitement of the sports competition, itself.

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