Man Overboard (Yes, Prime Minister)
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| Yes, Prime Minister episode | |
|---|---|
| “Man Overboard” | |
 Episode title card |
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| Episode no. | Series 2 Episode 1 |
| Guest star(s) | John Nettleton Michael Byrne Frederick Treves |
| Writer(s) | Antony Jay Jonathan Lynn |
| Producer | Sydney Lotterby |
| Original broadcast | 3 December 1987 |
| Episode chronology | |
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| “One of Us” | “Official Secrets” |
"Man Overboard" is the ninth episode of the BBC comedy series Yes, Prime Minister and was first broadcast 3 December 1987.
[edit] Plot
The Employment Secretary has suggested a plan to create jobs by relocating up to 300,000 service personnel from the south to the north of Britain. The senior officers are against it, and an outraged Chief of Staff meets with Sir Humphrey Appleby. He regards the scheme selfishly, citing children's schooling, Wimbledon, Royal Ascot, Henley and Harrods as valid reasons for it not to proceed. The only solution that Sir Humphrey can think of is to cast doubt on the loyalty of the Employment Secretary to the Prime Minister.
Jim Hacker chairs a cabinet committee on the subject, and all present are in favour of the proposal, save for the Defence Secretary, whose department stands to undergo enormous upheaval if it goes ahead. The Employment Secretary is delighted at the majority decision and specifically requests that it is reflected in the minutes. Afterwards, Sir Humphrey stays behind and discusses the plan with the PM. By praising the Employment Secretary profusely and remarking on his general popularity within the government party and the country at large, the Cabinet Secretary successfully sows the seeds of doubt in Hacker's mind. The PM asks to see the Chief Whip immediately.
Bernard Woolley, Hacker's Principal Private Secretary, is shocked that there appears to be a Cabinet plot against the PM. He confronts Sir Humphrey, who is just as surprised at the news. However, he tells Bernard of the likely repercussions for civil service staff if the relocation scheme goes ahead: they would have to move as well. Sir Humphrey knows that the Chief Whip cannot categorically deny an alleged plot against Hacker, and asks Bernard to inform him of the ensuing chat with the PM. When Bernard is uncertain if he can, on grounds of confidentiality, Sir Humphrey affirms that he needs to know everything: how else can he judge whether or not he needs to know it?
Hacker meets with the Chief Whip, who, as Sir Humphrey predicted, is unable to confirm or deny anything. Having ascertained the name of the so-called leadership challenger, he leaves to make some enquiries.
Sir Humphrey lunches with Sir Arnold Robinson, the former Cabinet Secretary. His successor convinces him that, in his current post as Chairman of the Campaign for the Freedom of Information, Sir Arnold wouldn't mind leaking a story to the press concerning an apparent attempt by the PM to block his Employment Secretary's plan. Sir Arnold notes that this may produce the desired effect: "man overboard".
Sir Humphrey intercepts Hacker's evening newspaper en route to the Cabinet Room and, having confirmed that it features the expected headline, asks its bearer to enter with it in a short while. In the meantime, the PM's paranoia is growing. He is now almost certain that there is a plot and that the Employment Secretary is behind it. Sir Humphrey remarks that the relocation plan is bound to be leaked to the press and that if it is reported as the PM's idea, then there is nothing for Hacker to worry about. The evening paper arrives right on cue, and the PM is livid when he sees the lead story. He now knows that the Employment Secretary's proposal cannot be adopted. Sir Humphrey smoothly backs up his seeming fait accompli with an MoD internal memo that casts doubt on the economic viability of the plan. They agree to leak it to the press.
The next day, there is a Cabinet meeting. As it begins, the Employment Secretary is immediately troubled that his proposal is not on the agenda. The PM explains that it has been shelved until all the current press speculation dies down. The Employment Secretary complains that all who are present, save one, endorsed it at the last meeting. However, Hacker denies this, and Sir Humphrey backs him up by stating — with typical loquaciousness — that any such agreement was not reflected in the minutes. The PM seeks to calm things down by quoting a three-point plan, drawn up by Sir Humphrey, which involves abiding by the Cabinet's collective decision, a cooling-off period and any future press briefings to be cleared by the Cabinet office. The Employment Secretary finds this unacceptable and is therefore asked by Hacker to consider his position.
Later, when the resignation makes front page news, a stoical Hacker is mollified by Sir Humphrey who reassures the PM that he "handled it brilliantly". He points out that Hacker had forced the resignation on an obscure administrative issue of his own choosing, rather than on an important policy matter espoused by the Employment Secretary. However, Sir Humphrey snatches defeat from the jaws of victory: Hacker can now see no reason to delay the relocation plan, and if it is now adopted, the resignation from his Cabinet will seem pointless and his leadership cannot be questioned. The PM instructs a maddened Sir Humphrey to put it back at the top of the next Cabinet agenda.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Paul Eddington | Jim Hacker |
| Nigel Hawthorne | Sir Humphrey Appleby |
| Derek Fowlds | Bernard Woolley |
| John Nettleton | Sir Arnold Robinson |
| Michael Byrne | Employment Secretary |
| Frederick Treves | Chief of Defence Staff |
| Peter Cartwright | Chief Whip |
| David Glover | |
| David Conville | |
| Philip Anthony | |
| Philip Blaine | |
| Geoffrey Cousins | |
| Hilary Field |
[edit] Quote
| Sir Humphrey: It is characteristic of all committee discussions and decisions that every member has a vivid recollection of them and that every member's recollection of them differs violently from every other member's recollection. Consequently, we accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, from which it emerges with an elegant inevitability that any decision which has been officially reached will have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials and any decision which is not recorded in the minutes has not been officially reached even if one or more members believe they can recollect it, so in this particular case, if the decision had been officially reached it would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials. And it isn't so it wasn't. |
[edit] Trivia
- This episode satirises the Westland affair.
