User:Malach
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Malach also known as Malach the Merciless and Mr. Rubbersuitman is a web designer, webcomics creator, artist, D level internet celebrity, and philosopher. He is the owner of RubberSuit Studios and Stool Sample Webcomics. He is 34 years old, an happily married father of two who resides in Fairhaven, MA.
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[edit] Wikipedia
I hate Wikipedia, I love Wikipedia. Wikipedia to me is like Wal-Mart, or Heroin. I hate the fact Wal-Mart destroys the little guy, but where else can I buy Captain Crunch for a $1.99? Wikipedia is similar. Their submission policies are inane, I hate their editors, who I call the Wikinazis, but I can't stay away. So much information, no don't give me another hit. Oh Wiki, Wiki please, just give just one more hit! Don't get me started on Google. Or Myspace, I HATE Myspace. BTW you want to add me as a friend?
[edit] Look at me I won contest
Mr. Rubbersuitman as done in Bruce Timm style. Aren't I cool? I mean for a geek?
[edit] Trivia
- Malach is right handed
- Malach enjoys Cartoon Orbit, it is a shame it will be closing, but I am going to try to steal their programing for Gtoons at least.
- Malach is not mentally ill and has papers to prove it.
- Malach likes to read.
- Malach has recently shocked himself. He posted a link to Britney Spears Naked Crotch on his site, and his site visitors increase by 650%
[edit] External Links and how to Contact Malach
- RubberSuit Studios, art and webdesign
- Stool Sample, webcomic, music, art, and writing, we will host your shit
- Stool Sample Webcomics
- Dropping My Daily Stool Sample, my daily blog
- The Wand of Wonder, a massive multi contibuter blog I run
Most of these have been deleted by the Wikinazis, so if they are again, I will cry.
