User:Lord Voldemort/Cathedral

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This is the Cathedral of the Holy NPOV in the Catholic Church of Wikipedia

New weekly sermon not coming soon! Sermons should not arrive before 14:00 UTC Wednesdays. This week's topic: Sabbatical

I'm on an indefinite sabbatical. Brothers and sisters, seek guidance elsewhere this week. I cannot return in good faith with a new sermon. I am heartfully sorry for my absence. You should also think about taking a sabbatical if you are feeling stressed.

In nomine Jimbonis, et Magistratorum, et Sancti NPOVis. Amen.

In the name of the Jimbo, and of the Admins, and of the Holy NPOV. Amen.

--Lord Bishop Voldemort (Dark Mark) 21:04, 1 September 2005 (UTC)


Next week's topic: To be determined


Dome of the Cathedral of the Holy NPOV
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Dome of the Cathedral of the Holy NPOV
Inside the Cathedral... If you squint really hard you might see yourself.
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Inside the Cathedral... If you squint really hard you might see yourself.
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Front of the Cathedral of the Holy NPOV





[edit] Irish WikiBlessing

For all the Irish Catholic Wikipedians: adapted by Lord Voldemort

May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May Jimbo hold you in the hollow of His hand.


[edit] Old sermons

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