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Character |
Notable powers |
Notes |
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The Caped Wonder (a.k.a. Clark Oppenheimer) |
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Parody of Superman and reporter for the Weekly World Planet. |
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Crime Cannibal |
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Real name, Keith Donner, a superhero who later poses as a supervillain in order to infiltrate Lord Byron's gang. Possesses slight superhuman strength and the ability to eat human beings at high speed, but has given up cannibalism. |
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Hollowpoint |
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Parody of The Punisher |
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Man-Eating Cow |
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Originally appeared in a pit of crocodiles and cows in Chairface Chippendale's castle. She is the only cow to survive. Considerably stronger and tougher than any ordinary cow. Like Crime Cannibal, Man-Eating Cow can consume humans with alarming speed. Has never been seen to eat anyone but violent criminals. |
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Mighty Agrippa, Roman God of the Aqueduct |
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Arch-enemy of Thrakkorzog. |
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Oedipus |
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Parody of Elektra. A ninja and apprentice of Shing, a ninja master. Real name Oedipus Ashley Stevens. |
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Paul the Samurai |
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Arch-enemy and half-brother of Sagin, who deposed him as master of ninjas. |
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Shing |
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The former leader of the ninjas in America. |
| Civic-Minded Five |
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Radio King |
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Leader |
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Oddman |
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Mr. Envelope |
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Feral Boy |
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Fernslinger |
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| Unnamed Superhero Team (includes The Tick and Arthur) |
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The Running Guy |
Speed |
Parody of the Flash. Motto: Can run as fast as ten fast men. |
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Rubber Ducky |
Elasticity |
Has a relationship with Bumbling Bee. |
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Bumbling Bee |
Shoots bees from hive strapped to wrist |
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Caped Cod |
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Alcoholic. |
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Portuguese Man-of War |
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Self-pitying divorcee. |
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Crazy Blue Rocket |
Flies (erratically) |
Went insane after death of sidekick. |
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Johnny Wingless |
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Sidekick to Crazy Blue Rocket, really, a detached tongue in a jar. All that remains of Johnny after a rocketing accident. |
| Picture |
Character |
Notable powers |
Notes |
| Unaffiliated |
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Barry Hubris (a.k.a. "The Tick") |
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Was defeated by the Tick and stripped of his name and possessions by the Tri-State Superhero Congress. |
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Chainsaw Vigilante |
Skilled fighter with a chainsaw |
Attacks superheros, who he thinks are self-interested meddlers, but he is not a true supervillian. He has never killed anyone with his chainsaw. Has a vendetta against the Tick who he was unable to subdue. |
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Chairface Chippendale |
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Has a chair for a head. Tries repeatedly to gain infamy by vandalizing public objects with his image. Has a son named Stoolface. |
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The District Manager |
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The leader of Ninjas in America. Henchman to Sagin. |
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Lord Byron |
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Leader of a criminal gang. Speaks mainly in dramatic verse. |
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The Ninjas |
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The Red Eye |
Lethal touch |
A mysterious hitchhiker whose touch can kill. |
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The Red Scare |
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Villain for hire from Villains, Inc. Originally known as the Whirling Scottish Devil. |
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Sagin |
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World overlord of the ninjas. |
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Thrakkorzog |
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Being from another dimension whose goal is to take over the world with an army of gelatinous clone-soldiers. |
| The Evileers |
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The Fuzzy Person |
Can inflate himself. |
Most foes find his power humorous rather than frightening. |
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Mr. Tragedy |
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Multiple Santa |
Can create multiple copies of himself in battle. |
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The Terror |
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Decrepit leader of the Evileers. |
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Tuun-La, Not of this World |
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| Picture |
Character |
Notable powers |
Notes |
| Unaffiliated |
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Big Shot |
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Parody of Punisher/Deadshot; By his second appearance, he has undergone anger management therapy |
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Bipolar Bear |
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A hero dressed as a polar bear, with bipolar disorder. |
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Blitzen |
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Éclair's sidekick, superheroine of Belgium, named after the German word for lightning, not the reindeer |
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Caped Chameleon |
Changes his coloring to match his surroundings, sticks to walls |
a.k.a. Crusading Chameleon - He cannot replicate plaid, and attempting to do so causes him to pass out. |
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Carmelita Vatos |
Flight (with moth suit) |
Both her and Arthur's moth suits were made by Carmelita's father, J.J. Eureka Vatos |
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Éclair |
Flies and fires lightning energy from her eyes |
Superheroine of Belgium, named after the French word for lightning, not the pastry |
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Fishboy |
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Lost Prince of Atlantis |
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Human Bullet |
None - Fires himself from a cannon in his backyard |
As a running gag, he will fire himself at the first sign of trouble, but somehow always manages to make the situation worse. |
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Jet Valkyrie |
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Mighty Agrippa, Roman God of the Aqueduct |
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| Civic-Minded Five |
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Captain Mucilage |
A man armed with mucilage-spraying nozzles |
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Carpeted Man |
Can generate a static charge on any surface (with suit of shag carpet) |
Susceptible to warm weather and heat. His real name is Gary. |
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Feral Boy |
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Drives the team's car |
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Four-Legged Man |
Has four legs |
Leader |
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Jungle Janet |
Very athletic and skilled in combat |
Perhaps the most competent member of the team |
| The Decency Squad |
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Captain Decency |
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Leader |
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Johnny Polite |
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The Living Doll |
Opens up to reveal many smaller versions of himself |
Battlecry: "I'm full of tinier men!" |
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SuffraJet |
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The Visual Eye |
Shoots eyes as reconnaissance projectiles |
"Rocket from the Sockets!" |
| Picture |
Character |
Notable powers |
Notes |
| Unaffiliated |
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Baron Violent |
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Barry Hubris (a.k.a. "The Tick") |
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He uses the name "The Tick", unaware that a hero exists with the same name. He claims to be a hero himself, but is only in it for the fame. |
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Betty: Queen of the Ants |
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The Breadmaster |
Creates baked goods that are used as weapons |
Kicked out of baking college. |
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Buttery Pat |
Can slip through tight spaces due to being covered in butter |
The Breadmaster's sidekick |
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Charles (a.k.a. Brainchild) |
Super intelligence |
Gave himself a glass skull to show off his large brain. He acts as a villain on principle alone, and has no real motivation. |
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Dinosaur Neil |
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Turned himself into a dinosaur by accidentally eating from a petri dish containing growing dinosaur tissue, instead of a petri dish containing pasta salad |
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The Deadly Bulb (a.k.a. Pigleg) |
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Dynamole |
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Dwarf who talks like Peter Lorre and is continually ensconced in sticks of dynamite |
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El Seed |
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An anthropomorphic sunflower wearing a green matador uniform. His name is a play on the historic Spanish hero El Cid. |
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The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight |
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Crazed bomber who tries to blow up a superhero gathering. Always shouts "Yea, Baby!" Also heard to proclaim, "I'm making gravy without the lumps!" |
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The Human Ton and Handy |
Handy can speak while The Human Ton's mouth is otherwise preoccupied, such as when biting the head of The Tick |
An enormous dim-witted man and his verbose, much more intelligent hand puppet who longs to be "a real boy." |
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The Idea Men |
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A group of men wearing suits, white gloves, and large metal masks that muffle their voices to the point that their ransom demands cannot be heard. They travel via zeppelin. |
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The Man Eating Cow |
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Mr. Mental (a.k.a. Mel Mental) |
Mind control |
Has an assistant/sidekick, Minda, who grows increasingly sick and tired of the excessivly dramatic supervillain lifestyle |
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The Mother of Invention |
Super intelligence |
An androgynous character who creates a time machine to steal the credit for every invention ever made |
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Multiple Santa |
Being shocked by high-voltage current creates electric clones of him |
Was 'granted' his power after stealing a charity worker's Santa suit, in an attempt to escape from police, and being accidentally chased off the roof of a building and into a large electric billboard by The Tick, who believed the criminal was really Santa |
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Octo Paganini |
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From Belgium; has three sets of arms, for a total of eight limbs |
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Eastern-Bloc Robot Cowboy |
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A cyberneticist (presumably from communist eastern europe, despite the western theme) who transferred his brain to a walking, talking vending machine. Has an unfortunate weakness to quarters. |
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Omnipotus |
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Galactus parody |
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The Ottoman Empress |
Ability to control furniture |
Falls in love with Die Fledermaus |
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Pineapple Pokopo |
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The leader of a small nation known as Pokoponesia (known for two things: Sharks, and pineapples). His head resembles a pineapple. |
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Proto Clown |
Superhuman strength |
The product of genetic engineering in an attempt to make a super-clown with the capacity to amuse and entertain more people than a normal clown |
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The Terror |
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"The greatest villain of the 20th century... and maybe some of the 19th."[citation needed] He once punched out President Teddy Roosevelt. |
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Thrakkorzog |
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An alien creature from dimension 14B. Had an apartment across the hall from Arthur and The Tick |
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Tuun-La, Not of this Earth |
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Venus |
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The Yes Men |
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| Chairface Chippendale and henchmen |
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Chairface Chippendale |
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A crime boss who has a chair for a head |
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Boils Brown |
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Henchman, covered in boils |
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The Forehead |
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Henchman |
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Zipperneck |
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Henchman - The zipper on his neck can be unzipped to reveal the interior of his esophagus, which is so grotesque that heroes will cease fighting just to avoid looking at it. |
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Dean |
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Henchman - Has a wingnut for a head. He is referred to in a novelization of the cartoon series as "The Butterfly Wingnut" |
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Professor Chromedome |
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Mad scientist henchman |
