List of calculator words

Calculator spelling can be used to write a number of words. All words that can be written under this limited alphabet are listed below.

[edit] Notes

This list follows certain restrictions in order to cut down on redundancy.

Though the letter L can be written as the number 1 (if lowercase) and 7 (if uppercase), this list uses only L = 7, letting I = 1.
The same applies to the letter G, which can be written as 6 (if lowercase) and 9 (if uppercase). This list uses only G = 9.
Pluralized words (those that have a brief suffix added) are not listed.
Phrases and compound words are just groups of already listed words, making them redundant. For example, GO2HELL is made up of GO, 2, and HELL.

bee = BEE = 338
bell = BELL = 7738
belle = BELLE = 37738
French word for "pretty" (feminine).
bello = BELLO = 0.7738
Spanish and Italian word for "pretty".
Bellisle = BELLISLE = 37517738
Arguably the longest surname that can be written on a calculator.
bibis = 81815
bigboobs = BIgBOOBS = 58008618
Bilbo = BILBO = 0.8718
Alluding to Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's novel The Hobbit.
bill = BILL = 7718
bless = BLESS = 55378
bliss = BLISS = 55178
blob = BLOB = 8078
Boise = BOISE = 35108
The state capital of Idaho.
Bob = BOB = 808
boo = BOO = 0.08
boob = BOOB = 8008
boobies = BOOBIES = 5318008
boobless = BOOBLESS = 55378008
booze = BOOZE = 32008

he = hE = 34
heel = hEEL = 7334
Helios = hELIOS = 501734
hell = hELL = 7734
hellhole = hELLhOLE = 37047734
hellish = hELLISh = 4517734
hello = hELLO = 0.7734
hi = hI = 14
hill = hILL = 7714
hillbillies = hILLBILLIES = 53177187714
Supposedly the longest word that can be written using the calculator alphabet. It is too long to be written on standard 8-digit pocket calculators.
ho = hO = 0.4
Slang term for "prostitute" (specifically, a contraction of "whore"); also alludes to "ho ho ho."
hobo = hOBO = 0804
hole = hOLE = 3704
hollies = hOLLIES = 5317704 (the title of an album by The Hollies)
hose = hOSE = 3504
hedgehog = hEDGEHOG = 60436934

Illegible = ILLEGIBLE = 378163771
Too long to be written on standard 8-digit pocket calculators.
isle = ISLE = 3751

see = SEE = 335
sell = SELL = 7735
sesso = SESSO = 05535 Italian word for "sex".
she = ShE = 345
sheesh = ShEESh = 453345
shell = ShELL = 77345
Also: 710.77345 = SHELL OIL, referring to Royal Dutch Shell.
shoe = ShOE = 3054
shole = ShOLE = 31045
silo = SILO = 0.715
Sieg Heil = SIEGhEIL = 71349315
so = SO = 0.5
sol = 705
soleil = SOLEIL = 713705
French word for "Sun".
S.O.S. = SOS = 505
Solo = SOLO = 0705
SoHo `SOhO = 5040

707 + 707 = 1414, or LOL + LOL = HIHI. LOL is Internet slang (and Dutch for "fun"), and "hihi" is Dutch for "heehee."
173 + 170 = 343, or ELI + OLI = EHE in German.
Phonetically, 5201314 (wu er ling yi san yi si) = 我爱你一生一世 (wo ai ni yi sheng yi shi, or "I love you my entire life") in Chinese.

In addition, certain words have elaborate stories (often crude) accompanying them:

6922251 * 8 = BOOBLESS, told as "A girl had 69 boobs. She had too, too, too(2,2,2) many. So she went to 51^rst to see Doctor X(multiplication symbol). He gave her 8 pills, they left her 55378008. Another form is "She liked to 69, but her boobs were 2, 2, 2 big. In 5 hours 1 plastic surgeon reduced her bra size by 8 and left her boobless!" Also told as "There was a girl who was 13 years old. She had 84 centimetre long boobs but she wanted them 45 centimetres long. She went to the doctor, and the doctor said, 'Oh (0), take these pills twice (2) a day. Instead, she took them 4 times a day (multiplied by 4) and ended up boobless.
11669 * 3 = 35007 = LOOSE, told as "1 girl is 16 years old; she does 69, 3 times. What is she? She's loose!"
2369 * 30 = 71070 = סרסור, told in Hebrew as "A whore gains 2369 dollars a day. Who gets all her monthly (30 days) gains? The pimp (סרסור [Sar-sur])!" or as "2 whores waited 3 hours from 6 to 9, a man came by and gave them 30 dollars each, who was the man? the pimp!! סרסור
7109179 - פרופסור - the hebrew word for professor