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Original US Airdate |
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Original UK Airdate |
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Everybody Hates the Pilot |
September 22, 2005 |
March 5, 2006 |
March 19, 2006 |
101 |
1 |
| In the pilot, Chris' family moves out of the projects, but money is very tight. As his mom says, if they don't owe anybody money, it means they don't have any money. His dad works night shifts while his mom works during the day. Chris is sent to all-white junior high across town and gets into a fight with the school bully Joey Caruso. |
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Everybody Hates Keisha |
September 29, 2005 |
March 12, 2006 |
March 19, 2006 |
103 |
2 |
| When Chris' mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at Math, Chris sees this as an ideal chance to impress her. But someone else may have the same intentions. |
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Everybody Hates Basketball |
October 6, 2005 |
March 19, 2006 |
March 26, 2006 |
104 |
3 |
| Chris joins the school basketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped. |
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Everybody Hates Sausage |
October 13, 2005 |
March 26, 2006 |
March 26, 2006 |
102 |
4 |
| Chris is forced to serve 3 days detention after a rumor goes around that Chris was bullying Caruso. After suffering through a "vegetarian meal", Julius buys a big crate of sausage which will be the entire week's dinner. However, Tonya refuses to eat sausage, causing friction between her and Rochelle. |
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Everybody Hates Fat Mike |
October 20, 2005 |
April 2, 2006 |
April 2, 2006 |
105 |
5 |
| Chris makes friends with a neighborhood boy who protects him from thugs. |
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Everybody Hates Halloween |
October 27, 2005 |
April 9, 2006 |
April 2, 2006 |
107 |
6 |
| Chris is asked by his mother to accompany his siblings while they "trick or treat" on Halloween. When Drew is invited to a party by Keisha, Chris goes in his place dressed as Prince. Meanwhile, Julius buys inexpensive generic brands of candy causing a counterattack from Rochelle. |
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Everybody Hates the Babysitter |
November 3, 2005 |
April 17, 2006 |
April 9, 2006 |
108 |
7 |
| Julius and Rochelle plan a romantic evening out and hire a babysitter, Ivette to watch Chris, Drew and Tonya. However Chris turns out to be more of a babysitter when Ivette continues to come and go from the apartment. Meanwhile, the restaurant Julius and Rochelle are dining at is robbed and Rochelle knows who the robbers are. |
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Everybody Hates the Laundromat |
November 10, 2005 |
August 4, 2006 |
April 9, 2006 |
109 |
8 |
| While Julius and Rochelle shop for a television set, a drowsy Chris is forced to do the laundry at the local laundromat with his siblings on a Saturday morning. |
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Everybody Hates Food Stamps |
November 17, 2005 |
August 11, 2006 |
April 16, 2006 |
110 |
9 |
| When Julius gets food stamps, Rochelle feels ashamed to use them when she goes for the weekly shopping. Chris and Greg have a heated argument about their science project which is eventually short lived. |
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Everybody Hates Greg |
November 24, 2005 |
August 18, 2006 |
April 16, 2006 |
106 |
10 |
| Tonya becomes a troublemaker at home and blames her brother, Chris when Rochelle and Julius scold her. Chris decides to avoid Tonya's instigating by going over to his friend Greg's house in Queens after school. While there, Chris finds out that Greg is not allowed to have friends over and is forced to hide in the closet when his father arrives home. |
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Everybody Hates Christmas |
December 15, 2005 |
August 25, 2006 |
April 23, 2006 |
112 |
11 |
| At Christmas time, Julius and Rochelle find it hard to break the news to Chris that they can't afford to buy him presents after the water heater breaks but will still be buying Drew and Tonya presents. Rochelle finds out who the recipients of the school's canned food drive will be. |
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Everybody Hates A Part-Time Job |
January 19, 2006 |
September 1, 2006 |
April 23, 2006 |
111 |
12 |
| When Chris needs $50 to buy a leather jacket to look cool, Julius suggests he comes to work delivering papers with him. Meanwhile, Tonya goes to the emergency room after drinking a hot-sauce shake. |
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Everybody Hates Picture Day |
February 2, 2006 |
September 8, 2006 |
April 30, 2006 |
113 |
13 |
| As school picture day approaches, Chris wants to find the perfect outfit with his mother's help. Rochelle then begins a job as a cosmetics saleswoman to earn extra money. On picture day however, Chris' clothes are stolen which causes him to take his pictures in his underwear. Meanwhile Drew steals Tonya's shoe in revenge. |
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Everybody Hates Valentine's Day |
February 9, 2006 |
September 15, 2006 |
April 30, 2006 |
114 |
14 |
| Caruso annoys Chris by leaving "I Hate You" cards in his locker. Chris breaks up a fight between his "bus crush" and her boyfriend. Greg gets his first girlfriend. Rochelle and Julius attempt to control the many valentines both Tonya and Drew are receiving. |
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Everybody Hates the Lottery |
February 16, 2006 |
September 29, 2006 |
May 7, 2006 |
115 |
15 |
| Chris tries to hold on to his fame as the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Rochelle becomes mad because she runs out of chocolate turtles, and Julius tries to win the lottery for extra money. |
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Everybody Hates the Gout |
March 2, 2006 |
October 6, 2006 |
May 7, 2006 |
116 |
16 |
| While Julius has the Gout, he discovers his passion for The Young and the Restless with his neighbor Sheila. Meanwhile, Chris fakes his report card after he fails math. Drew doesn't get any lines in this episode |
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Everybody Hates Funerals |
March 23, 2006 |
October 13, 2006 |
May 14, 2006 |
117 |
17 |
| Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit, which causes Rochelle to act nice in a strange way as her extended family comes to town to pay their respects. Eventually, Rochelle becomes fed up with her snotty mother and gives her a piece of her mind. |
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Everybody Hates Corleone |
April 13, 2006 |
October 20, 2006 |
May 14, 2006 |
118 |
18 |
| Chris can no longer tolerate the constant bullying, and in order to attend his neighborhood middle school, Chris attempts to be expelled from Corleone. Meanwhile, Julius finds a new job that pays more than his previous two jobs combined. Unfortunately, no one can stand the smell. |
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Everybody Hates Drew |
April 20, 2006 |
October 27, 2006 |
May 21, 2006 |
119 |
19 |
| Frustrated at Drew being superior, Chris decides to take karate classes. Meanwhile, Tonya goes to the Beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping. |
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Everybody Hates Playboy |
April 27, 2006 |
TBC |
May 21, 2006 |
120 |
20 |
| Chris steals his father's Playboy magazine and brings it to school. When Julius discovers that it is missing, he desperately tries to get it back. Meanwhile, Tonya discovers Drew's fear of spiders. |
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Everybody Hates Jail |
May 4, 2006 |
TBC |
May 28, 2006 |
121 |
21 |
| Chris gets tips on raising the most money for a field trip to Washington, D.C. in the school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Julius' plan to see "Dreamgirls" with Rochelle on their wedding anniversary is thwarted when Tonya and Drew catch chickenpox. |
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Everybody Hates Father's Day |
May 11, 2006 |
TBC, 2006 |
May 28, 2006 |
122 |
22 |
| Chris goes looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for his father. However, all Julius wants is to spend the day alone, which upsets Rochelle. |
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Everybody Hates Rejection |
October 1, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
202 |
23 |
| When Keisha moves away, Chris prepares for his first date with a new girl from the neighborhood. Meanwhile, a nosy new neighbor (Whoopi Goldberg) moves in and pressures Rochelle to organize a neighborhood watch patrol. |
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Everybody Hates the Class President |
October 8, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
201 |
24 |
| Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Meanwhile, Julius learns he has high blood pressure and tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life. |
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Everybody Hates Elections |
October 16, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
203 |
25 |
| In order to win votes for class president, Chris tries to write a campaign speech. Meanwhile, Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends. Drew finds money that his mother lost and spends it. |
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Everybody Hates a Liar |
October 23, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
204 |
26 |
| Chris makes everybody think that he is going out with Tasha. Meanwhile, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps, but Rochelle wants a new refrigerator. |
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Everybody Hates Malvo |
October 30, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
205 |
27 |
| Chris gets robbed by Malvo, a local thug, after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. Meanwhile, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his soap opera and refuses to apologize to her after Rochelle tells him he hurt Tonya's feelings. |
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Everybody Hates the Buddy System |
November 6, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
206 |
28 |
| The new school principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in a hope that the two will bond. Meanwhile, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after being told she can't wear them. |
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Everybody Hates Promises |
November 13, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
207 |
29 |
| Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Meanwhile, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother, Michael (Earthquake), visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it. |
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Everybody Hates Thanksgiving |
November 20, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
209 |
30 |
| Julius wakes up the family at 5AM in order to create a fantastic Thanksgiving meal to impress his younger brother, Louis. When Chris spoils his family's favorite Thanksgiving tradition Mac N' Cheese, Chris's boss Doc shows him how to make it from something different. |
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Everybody Hates Superstition |
November 27, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
208 |
31 |
| Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he can't carry a tune. In the meantime, Juluis and Rochelle have a plan to end Tanya & Drew's greedy behavior. |
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Everybody Hates Kris |
December 11, 2006 |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
210 |
32 |
| Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard Lewis), who helps him see how blessed he really is. |
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Everybody Hates Eggs |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
211 |
33 |
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Everybody Hates the Substitute |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
212 |
34 |
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Everybody Hates DJ's |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
213 |
35 |
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Everybody Hates Hall Monitors |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
214 |
36 |
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Everybody Hates Chain Snatching |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
Not Yet Scheduled |
216 |
37 |
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