List of Clone High minor characters

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Cast of Clone High
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Cast of Clone High

This is a list of Clone High minor characters. Clone High writer Adam Pava wrote that every background character appearing in Clone High is actually a historical figure, not just a randomly designed place holder. Therefore any list of the cast of Clone High must be considered tentative at best.

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[edit] Clones, Doppelgangers, Dark Doubles, or Otherwise Derivative Characters

[edit] Original Clone High Creations

  • G-Spot -- Gandhi's stage name while an international rap sensation
  • Skunky-Poo -- A Looney Tunes-style skunk with the catch pharse "Try and catch me, bitch"
  • Krabby Kakes -- A Looney Tunes-style crab with the catch phrase "You've got crabs, ass-face"
  • E-Cybo Pooch -- a robotic dog and hired spy by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures
  • Doug Prepcourse -- a creepy trucker
  • Mr. Peanie -- George Washington Carver's bio-engineered, anthropomorphic peanut. Modeled after the Planters mascot, Mr. Peanut
  • The Number Four -- A habitual liar
  • A Cute Stray Puppy who is elected student body president. He is thereafter referred to as "President Dog"
  • Scangrade the Magnificent -- Originally called Scantron in the first airing of the show, until the company ScanTron threatend to with regard to their trademark. Proclaims himself to be "a test grading slash world domination device."
  • Blushi -- the X-Stream Blu mascot
  • Emmett -- Paranoid transient who lives under an overpass
  • Heather -- former boyfriend, Jerome, sends her message to forgive him for hooking-up with Lupe at Trey's party on a Christian radio station
  • Leon Black & Tandoori Jones -- The African-American and Indian characters (played by George Washington Carver and Gandhi, respectively) in Gandhi's buddy cop film, Black and Tan
  • Señor Peanie -- Criminal mastermind and the archnemesis of Black and Tan. (Played by Mr. Peanie)
  • Ang Lee's Unloved Son -- writes the cue cards on Cleo's film "The Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Best"
  • DNA Dan, the Fighting Helix -- Clone High's Mascot
  • Giraffe -- A giraffe who dares to break the species barrier into football. A character in Abe Lincoln's student film, It Takes a Hero
  • Little Girl -- Carries the Giraffe's baby. A character in Abe Lincoln's student film, It Takes a Hero.
  • Gabe Linkoln -- Must search for his lost identity (and lost top hat). A character in Joan of Arc's student film, The Truth Wears Sideburns.
  • Brian Scudworth -- A son of Principal Scudworth, we was lost in a bet with Colonel Principal, and subsequently eaten.

[edit] GESH

The Clone High USA logo
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The Clone High USA logo
  • The students of Genetically Engineered Superhuman High, or GESH. This is Clone High's rival high school. Pep rallies at GESH parody the eugenic based fascism of Nazi Germany.
  • Colonel Principal -- Southern gentleman and principal of GESH. (A parody of Colonel Sanders)
  • Geshy -- GESH's bioenginnered mascot, a living thing with a zipper

[edit] Foster Parents

  • Toots -- Joan of Arc's Blind Foster Grandfather
  • Gandhi's Stereotypically Jewish Foster Parents
  • Wally and Carl -- JFK's Interracial Gay Foster Dads
  • Cleo's Drunken Foster Mom --- Abusive, Drunken Lush of a Foster Mother of Cleopatra. Has a relationship with Toots
  • Glenn the Janitor -- Ponce's Foster Father
  • Foster Father in a Space Suit -- Against Gandhi being let loose among the other students without a protective suit
  • Abe's Foster Mom and Foster Dad -- Stereotypical 1950s TV Show parents

[edit] Inventions of Gandhi's Subconscious

  • Two-headed Olsen Twins Monster
  • Geldhemoor the Honkeycorn -- A mythical half-donkey, half-hummingbird, half-unicorn.
  • The Princess Gremulon -- Transformed from Geldhemoor into the Princess by the use of the Amulet of Rivinojaneelankavel (Given to The Olsen Twins by Dave Coulier with inscription: Cut, It, Out.)
  • Daniel Feldspar -- The Stereotypically Australian Dragon

[edit] Snowflake Day Mascots

  • King Kwanzaa
  • Santa Claus
  • Dreidelstein -- a half-dreidel, half-Frankenstein's Monster, all Ashkenazi
  • Snowflake Jake -- For some reason knows what a day old hooker smells like

[edit] Celebrity Voiced Characters


[edit] Unvoiced or Parodied Celebrities

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