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Bo Xu(January 1986- )
Bo Xu was born in the city of Shanghai in 1986. There was no significant developments or odd issues cocerning Bo in his early age. However dramatic changes occured during year 7 when Bo first got his computer.
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[edit] Ach? Ich? INCREDIBLE!
In 1997, Bo Xu received his first PC from his parents as a reward for his remarkable achievement in gaining entrance to Sydney Boys High School, one of the more prestigious educational institutions within Sydney, Australia. Upon receivin his PC, Bo began playing the Command and Conquer series, in particular Red Alert. A notable character within the game was Professor Einstein, who was programmed to utter the phrase "Ach? Ich? Incredible!" when clicked upon. This phrase however began a massive transformation for Bo Xu. Bo began to adore and idolise famous scientists such as Einstein and the ficitious Dr Morbius who featured in the original Command and Conquer game.
[edit] The Art Assignment
Bo's life as a bludger began when he failed to hand in the first assignment of High School, the art assignment. From hence forth he never looked back, never handing in any assignments in a show of blunt defiance against teachers and students alike. This trait has continued to its day and analysts expect this to continue for the immediate future.
[edit] 14C Cricket Team- the frozen age
Bo was notably captain of the 14C Sydney Boys High cricket team for 3 years, despite aging 3 years in life, he was somehow allowed to stay on within the 14C team. Being physically stronger and pyschologically more mature at the game, Bo became the most valued player on the team, as such he won several awards to this effect.
[edit] The Computer Incident
In great anticipation for his new computer, Bo was alleged to have destroyed his old Pentium 233 which had loyally served him throughout High School. Bo was much critised and the incident triggered waves of allegations most notably from John Lin.
"I SAW HIM WITH A HAMMER" - John Lin
[edit] The 'Christianism incident'
Bo was also famous for his 2003 HSC 2unit Advanced English speech in which he famous declared Hamlet to be related to 'Christianism' and the speech concluded unconventionally short without much details or substance. This incident is bookmarked by historians as the epitome of Bo's famous bludge attitude.
[edit] Bo Xu Today
Bo Xu today attends Macquarie University, studying Bachelor of Optoelectronics, resolute to become one day the nobel prize for physics winner. Bo is also well known in both Macquarie University and the University of New South Wales for his Tekkan skills and attends UNSW unigym on weekly occassions.
Bo is currently ironman benchpress, benching at a record of 70kg. Bo is also a contender for ironman treadmill constantly challenging Ben Guo's record of 15minutes on 14km/Hour.
Bo resides at his famous residence at Gardenia Avenue and is known for his love of KFC.
Bo is affectionately called out to by his peers through the ritualised warcry of "BAOOOOOOOO" pronoued B-a-ohhhh.
Bo still maintains his Russian hertige and claims to be named Boganov Xuganiski, a mechanised Soviet experiment gone wrong in secret Siberian research labs.
Bo aspires to be the first to synthesize tiberium from horse dung and seaweed extracts, to derive the laws of general relativity from first principles (i.e. 2U maths), to be a top Russian DJ, to study astrophysics, to break the Guinness world record for "Longest Toenails" which currently stand at 2.21m (as last heard, Bo is not far of), to disprove the work input-output proportionality by efficiency optimization.
Bo was forced to apply for his first official job by Chen Lin and John Lin. By falsifying Bo's resume and work records, the application was made to Coles Myer in hope that Bo will get a chance for an interview.
