User:Leopold Samsonite

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Leopold Samsonite is the pseudonym of a Wikipedia contributor.

"I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!" -- Morris the Sling Blade Poet


Identity
This user is male.
This user is from North Dakota.
ND This user can speak North Dakotan Uff-Da, Yah sure ya bethca.
This user is proud to be an American.
This user is a member of WikiProject North Dakota.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is of Norwegian ancestry.
This user is of German ancestry.
MIN This user is a Minnesota Vikings fan.
MIN This user is a Minnesota Twins fan. Win Twins!
DAL This user is a Dallas Stars fan.
dad This user is a father.
GOP This user supports the U.S. Republican Party.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user is a Christian.